Every morning, I read them Nepal ko 'English Dailies' ... KTM Post, Himalayan Times, Republica and sometimes ... ramailo ko laagi 'Rising Nepal' pani !
Kathmandu Post is now 'old school' ... Himalayan Times , run by them 'Desis' always ask them Indian Embassy for approval rey ani Rising Nepal tuh.. hahah!
The name itself is oxymoronic ... kyaaaruh! Wait a minute... I think it's a fitting name ni! Everything is rising! Food Prices, Land Prices and so is pollution, corruption and frustration pani!
So... Rising Nepal should be given the '1st' prize for the best naam-shame hola!
But my favorite newspaper is 'Republica' .... kinuh? Well, not because they sponsored hamro organization ko basketball tournaments etc... (media partner rey!) .. and not because they have 'hot and spicy' naari journalists ... (hot as in 'smart' .. spicy as in 'good writing' ni feri!) ... well, I don't have any reason season hola ... taruh Republica ko news haroo online nai ... kaagawz ma publish hoo-noo bhanda agaadi nai pad-naw paa-yee-encha kyaaruh!
And them political guff suff ma, our Dr. Saheb, BRB calls for fusion between liberals and radicals! Wow.... finally... someone is talking some sense hola!
Now, all BRB has to do is bring them Metal Bands and Dohori bands together hola ni!
So, all them people who want to hang out @ Thamel till 4am .. please raise your hands and join the 'Maoist' party... and when you get that 'Party Card Saard' ... you can just flash it @ them 'Shorakhutte' Cops and say '@#$! off' ni!
UNMIN ko garage sale .. is going to be exciting ... them SUVs, laptop tanktop, and them beer ko keg seg.. Yes.. them UNMIN used to be a fun place to work... Every Friday.. Happy Hour used to start right after lunch rey!
But our so-called government want them UNMIN ko hi-tech stuff haroo rey but our Lady Karin, the new Duchess of Burundi says 'you won't get sheet unless you guys act like decent folks instead of juvenile delinquents!' rey!
Ganesh Thapa is now AFC (Asian Football Confederation) ko VP rey! Ganesh is them brother of our former Home Minister, 'Budo' Tennis Champ of Nepal, Panchey Daaka and the #1 'Raaja-baadi'... the great...Mr. Kamal Thapa!
When we were kids, we used to call 'Ganesh' .. a dhookoo-waa.. he was them striker for our National Team.. and that lazy bum just stood there near the goal post waiting for somebody to feed him the ball!
Well, at the end of the day.. he did score them goal soal... and then he became President of ANFA in 1995 and he is still da President. Waaa.. kya baat hey! ... In the last 15 years, we have seen them so-called Girija-Crazy, Gyaney-Besi and now Mao-Desi but Ganesh still runs them show @ ANFA!
ANFA receives like karod-au ko grant srant from FIFA, AFC and other donor sonor... ani paisa kaha jaancha.. kaha jaaney ni... sabai Executive Members lai khoosi banau-naw thikka!
We had them 'Nepal Football League' last year and this year.. it's not happening rey... ANFA ma too much corruption... but Nepal ma kaha nai chaina ruh ghoos-khori bata-waran!
So, Ganesh... Congrats and hope you also make some money while you are AFC ko VP as well! And recently ANFA received like 25,000 US$ from FIFA SIFA... and them $$$ was given to Bandana Rana, (Hamro Nepal TV ko former News Anchor) and now.. Sancharika Samuha (NGO) ko leading lady!
Bandana's husband happens to be them ANFA ko member rey and her NGO received fund from FIFA for ... what? Hey.. baroo Nepal ko Women Football Association lai tyo paisa diye hoonthyo ni... and not to them 'Aristocrat Women's Club' ko NGO haroo!
Nothing against Arzoo Rana or Bandana Didi or them RST (Rana-Shah-Thakuri) Women's NGO like Saathi, Sancharika or Animal Nepal etiyaadi! All of them are 'great' women but baroo afno sampati nai daan dinoo ni afnai NGO lai .. .ulto 'fund sund' liyeruh gaadi saadi goodau-dai, desh-bidesh ghoomda ...ali mil-dainuh kya!
Baroo Lily Thapa Auntie sanguh siknoo ho 'Maharaani' haroo lay kasari kaam garney bhaney-raw!
And 'APC' is here again! The government is planning to send them APCs to Sudan rey! The last tyam we sent them APCs ... we wasted 35 corores and the only folks who had fun were Rubel Choudhary, them Police ko IGPs and Home Minister hola!
Now, we will have to spend around 30+ corores again ... to send them APCs to Sudan or else them UN folks will send back our Policemen rey! Our men in blue are working for them 'peace seesh' mission in Sudan without any bullet-proof vests (protective gear sear) and no APCs because our Armed Personnel Carriers (APCs) currently parked in Sudan is like them '1970s' ko 'Airport Taxis' ... that you see.. still running around TIA!
Sudan ma weather is like 50+ degree Celsius rey ani harmo APCs chahi made in them Eastern European countries (when 'Sickle and Hammer' bandanas used to sell well there!) and comes with 'automatic heating' rey... abuh kay hamro Nepal Police lay tyesto garmi ma... naangai (in the buff!) APC chalau-ney hola ni!
We all know how our 'thulo mancheys' are making millions of dollars (not Rupees) every year.. with them 'Sarkaari tender sender' .... but kaslay linay action saction, kaslay karwaai garney... when them foxes are in charge of them chicken coop poop! Republica lay jatti scoop publish garey pani , them asses will just do the hula-hoop!
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