You better start using them 'Carmex' lip balm-salm and get ready for 'never-ending' arse-kissing ni.. hoinuh ruh?
The 'Original' Maobadi, Prithivi Narayan Shah said 'We are yam between two boulders' rey! I have no idea what this 'yam' is ... and boulder soulder ko koora garda Colorado ko po yaad ayo!
Maybe, ahiley ko century ma chahi.. we are a 'Ham' bhanna milcha hola ni! Do you wanna Ham Sandwich?
Our leaders, from the Shah-Kings to Panchey Clowns to Kangaroos to Comrades... have been kissing arses for the last 60 years ni but then they come before us with their swelly lips and say '@#$! them Indians!'
Amrikan haroo lay soonyo bhaney tuh .... General Custer ko naati haroo ko bhela po rahecha bhan-laan!
The Chinese have been paying off our Police Officers, Sarkaari hakims and sabai neta haroo ... some 'bhatta-satta' for.... sending back them 'Tibetan Refugees' fleeing Tibet rey!
And even though our leaders always blame each other and always agree to 'disagree' ... they all have one thing in common kyaaruh!
When it comes to them 'Foreign Policy' Nepali-eestyle... all them clowns sing the same tune like some parrot-sarrot reading some tarot-card hola ni!
Them Nepali Government always and forever ... support 'One Chine Policy' rey!
Our politicians get to eat them '101 parikaar' ko Chinese Dim-Sum when they visit China! Do they all hang out at them 'hotel lobby' and only drink 'Chinese wine swine' ki kay ho?
Yes-O, tour-sour gardai-naw jasto cha ... ki sabai 'China Visit' garney neta haroo lai moti-bindoo lagya thiyo! China kahaa pugi sakyo.... uni haroo ko tuh gau sau, far away places... haroo pani is more metro-setro than Mumbai or Delhi-Belly!
Hamro neta haroo tuh 75% communist... khoi kaha ko 'Communist' hoon yee-ni haroo?
And then we have our Desi Bhais! Our leaders always run to Delhi and say 'Hum Ko Bacha-O bhai, hai hai' and then they come back with tons of ICs (Indian Currency) and then Nepal ma bhaasun dida chahi 'Desi Bhai, Bye Bye' po rey!
And the #1 'India ko agent' award goes to our great Ex-Prime Monster, Surya Bahadur Thapa (aka 'Sun' God!) kyaaruh! Kasari? If some Desi journalist do start his/her version of Desi-Leaks someday, them 'pocket money' ko hisab-kitab ma chahi, them Desi-wallahs have so far given SBT... sabai bhanda badi paisa saisa rey!
Rakesh Sood is leaving but jo aye pani .... them Desi Ambassador will always be the 'boss' in Nepal ni!
Our great politicians were partying @ Indian Embassy rey... New Years day maa! Kay Kay Kura garey hola yee Bhatey haroo lay?
It's always the same natak. They cry and run to 'Desi' bhai for funds and promotion kyaaruh! Yes, our Nepal Police Officers and Army Generals..... run to them netas while our netas run to them 'Chana-chut-pawt' wallahs kyaruh!
Our leaders should know that they are not dealing with two local goondas like 'Milan Chakrey Dai' or 'Deepak Maw-Naangey Dai' ni..... baroo yee dui jana Dai haroo nai arko choonaab ma Kathmandu baatuh uthay-hooncha ni .. hahah!
Ek jawana maa yeee Kamal Thapa, Sharad Singh Bhandari, Deepak Bhora haroo pani tuh 'local goonda' nai hoon kyaaruh!
Our two big (one hairy and one waxy) neighbors haroo lai laastuh ma gayeruh.. nikkai ego-problem tuh ho ni!
So uni haroo ko ego boost garey hooncha kya? Dui jana lai thikka paarnoo paryo ni... so why not bring them together and Kiss dui jana ko ass at the same tyam... kasari?
Hahaha.. one lips and two asses... half&half garey hooncha... (Amrika ko Half&Half ko po yaad ayo!)
If only our netas stopped reading them 'Communist' Red-Books back in them 70s... and instead joined some 'Empire Circus' ... then they would have learned them 'balancing act-sact' kyaaruh!
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