I really don't get it... how do people fall in love... online rey! Manchey lay arko manchey sawn-guh 'chat sat' garey ruh ... line-maarey ruh .. side-haaney rauh.. pattau-chan.. ani tuh lob-sob .. .soniye!
I have never chatted in my life! Heheh... teyso bhanyo bhaney tuh ... ahiley ko jooni ma koon chahi Rishi-mooni ayo bhanlaan! Actually.. the last tyam I chatted satted was back when I was serving in them French Foreign Legion!
I spent few months chatting up (online) with a girl from Alabama... then she asked me for 200 dollars .. rent sent lai (natra uni ghar-bihin hoonay-chin rey!) .. online ma kay guffa-suffa bhaathyo mailey tuh mero saathi-ho bhaneruh uslai dui saya dollar pathai diye!
Then.. I got them email-semail a week later... 'Yo, u r a dumbass' rey!
Hahah.. no I am not making this up! Tyes Karan ... people... please be careful .. them girls from Alabama are dangerous.. hehehe .. or kay thaha.. might have been a guy pretending to be a girl hola ni!
Mero sathi ko cousin bahini ... tyeti bela Denver ma thiyo. Uni ko tuh jhan Chat ma ... lob sob maatruh hoinuh... euta Nepali keta sanguh pani biha siha bhayo kyaaruh! And few years later... divorce pani.. ani feri uslay 'Chat' Sat' ma nai arko boyfriend, tyes pachi lover, ani husband and asti bhakkar feri divorce bhayo rey!
How do you fall in love .. online? Real world ma tuh .. u have to meet the person. The guy will have to use them deo seo hola... ani Gel Sel lagayeruh kapal pani 'Current lay haaney' jasto .. thado sado! Them ladies will have to wear them face-paint (make-up).. as if they are getting ready for some war swar hola!
Yeee.. Malai yaad ayo.. Ek Jawana ma euta Sorority ko hero-ni sanguh date gaathey! Ani I asked her ... 'If you use too much make-up to make up then what do you use .. to make-out ni...?' ... Tyes Pachi.. she went on to be them 'lawyer sawyer' .. but she did teach me some 'kungfu-tips' on her way out! She has a JD and so do I .. kyaaruh.. not really.. but I am a member of the JeDi Council .. if that counts!
Abuh tip-top, chittikkuh bhaye pani.. then comes them hard part sart... you have to act like you are cool and conversation lai link gardai lanoo parcha kyaaruh! Natraw.. 5 minute ma nai dui jana choop-chaap, khana kapa-kup ani bye bye hola ni!
Online tuh.. jay guff diye pani hooncha ... and you get to use them emoticons haroo kyaaruh! Saachi ma bahnney ho bhaney.. ma justo lai tuh jhan online duniya faap-noo parney ho!
My friends tell me that I mumble when I talk .. and they can't really understand what the hell I am saying rey.. abuh online ma tuh .. it's just typing.. ani tyes ma tuh .. I am like .. tyo IQ-wallah haroo ko laagi MENSA bhanya jastai.. hami typist-wallah haroo ko TENSA ko Top 1% ma parchoo!
I type so fast that .. if I leave my laptop to get some coffee soffee, lunch sunch.. and come back.. tyo computer lay ajhai aafaai type gari-raako hooncha rey... mero typing speed tyeti saaro cha! Khoi.. kay bhanna khojya ho? Mailey Chuck Norris lai po samjhey bhakkar tuh!
I think them 'Online relationships' great-srate ho .. if them only be online ni.. heheh! Kahiley pani 'real world' ma bhetnoo parey-naw bhaney tuh.. world ko most stable or longest relationship ko list ma parcha hola!
Abuh jhan ahiley.. yo Facebook lay tuh tahalka nai macchai-sakyo! Them long-lost love reunited rey.. mannai parcha hai FB lai!
Mero Saathi ko pani kahani tyestai cha! Class 8 ma lob-sob paryo and then SLC dinay tyam ma tuh.. break-up sreak-up rey! Ani 10 barsa pachi Facebook bhanney pandit lay jodi milai-diyo rey!
Ani hamro tyo so-called TV ko VJ, radio ko RJ ani sports program srogram chalau-ney hero ko pani FB ma guff thokda-thokdai lob sob paryo rey! Lau .. ho bro.. congrats and hope the 'real world' will be as spicy as them 'online guffs'...
I spent few months chatting up (online) with a girl from Alabama... then she asked me for 200 dollars .. rent sent lai (natra uni ghar-bihin hoonay-chin rey!) .. online ma kay guffa-suffa bhaathyo mailey tuh mero saathi-ho bhaneruh uslai dui saya dollar pathai diye!
Then.. I got them email-semail a week later... 'Yo, u r a dumbass' rey!
Hahah.. no I am not making this up! Tyes Karan ... people... please be careful .. them girls from Alabama are dangerous.. hehehe .. or kay thaha.. might have been a guy pretending to be a girl hola ni!
Mero sathi ko cousin bahini ... tyeti bela Denver ma thiyo. Uni ko tuh jhan Chat ma ... lob sob maatruh hoinuh... euta Nepali keta sanguh pani biha siha bhayo kyaaruh! And few years later... divorce pani.. ani feri uslay 'Chat' Sat' ma nai arko boyfriend, tyes pachi lover, ani husband and asti bhakkar feri divorce bhayo rey!
How do you fall in love .. online? Real world ma tuh .. u have to meet the person. The guy will have to use them deo seo hola... ani Gel Sel lagayeruh kapal pani 'Current lay haaney' jasto .. thado sado! Them ladies will have to wear them face-paint (make-up).. as if they are getting ready for some war swar hola!
Yeee.. Malai yaad ayo.. Ek Jawana ma euta Sorority ko hero-ni sanguh date gaathey! Ani I asked her ... 'If you use too much make-up to make up then what do you use .. to make-out ni...?' ... Tyes Pachi.. she went on to be them 'lawyer sawyer' .. but she did teach me some 'kungfu-tips' on her way out! She has a JD and so do I .. kyaaruh.. not really.. but I am a member of the JeDi Council .. if that counts!
Abuh tip-top, chittikkuh bhaye pani.. then comes them hard part sart... you have to act like you are cool and conversation lai link gardai lanoo parcha kyaaruh! Natraw.. 5 minute ma nai dui jana choop-chaap, khana kapa-kup ani bye bye hola ni!
Online tuh.. jay guff diye pani hooncha ... and you get to use them emoticons haroo kyaaruh! Saachi ma bahnney ho bhaney.. ma justo lai tuh jhan online duniya faap-noo parney ho!
My friends tell me that I mumble when I talk .. and they can't really understand what the hell I am saying rey.. abuh online ma tuh .. it's just typing.. ani tyes ma tuh .. I am like .. tyo IQ-wallah haroo ko laagi MENSA bhanya jastai.. hami typist-wallah haroo ko TENSA ko Top 1% ma parchoo!
I type so fast that .. if I leave my laptop to get some coffee soffee, lunch sunch.. and come back.. tyo computer lay ajhai aafaai type gari-raako hooncha rey... mero typing speed tyeti saaro cha! Khoi.. kay bhanna khojya ho? Mailey Chuck Norris lai po samjhey bhakkar tuh!
I think them 'Online relationships' great-srate ho .. if them only be online ni.. heheh! Kahiley pani 'real world' ma bhetnoo parey-naw bhaney tuh.. world ko most stable or longest relationship ko list ma parcha hola!
Abuh jhan ahiley.. yo Facebook lay tuh tahalka nai macchai-sakyo! Them long-lost love reunited rey.. mannai parcha hai FB lai!
Mero Saathi ko pani kahani tyestai cha! Class 8 ma lob-sob paryo and then SLC dinay tyam ma tuh.. break-up sreak-up rey! Ani 10 barsa pachi Facebook bhanney pandit lay jodi milai-diyo rey!
Ani hamro tyo so-called TV ko VJ, radio ko RJ ani sports program srogram chalau-ney hero ko pani FB ma guff thokda-thokdai lob sob paryo rey! Lau .. ho bro.. congrats and hope the 'real world' will be as spicy as them 'online guffs'...
OMG! You were in the french legionnaire? Seriously? Seriously? OMG!!!
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