What kind of favors ... you might ask... it's them 'samaan' law-gee-dinay stuff ni! Hahaha... oota baatuh au-da pani aroo ko saa-maan liyeruh aam .. abuh jaada pani sabi aroo ko saa-maan liyeruh jaam!
And now let's get to them list cyst: What them folks send ..our NRN porters haroo chahi.... 'nai' bhannuh pani naw-mil-nay... haha... 'We are Nepalese... We just can't say 'No' kyaaruh'
1. Wai Wai chow chow (1 boxaaa!)
Please Auntie... don't send them Wai Wai chow chow ni.. tyo sabai Chinese Store ma ruh Aaj Kal tuh New York ma nai 'Nepali' store haroo ma 'Nepal' kai Wai Wai boxaaa paucha kya!
2. Poos-tuh-kaari & Choorpis!
First of all, them +++ yrs in Amrika will make them 'Nepali' teeth sabai softy lofty ni... no longer able to chaw-paa-ing them Choorpis or Poos-tuh-kaaris! And it doesn't look good when your son goes to them office and his supervisor sees him with some kind of a big arse (internal) boil on them cheeks ni!
3. Moorti Soorti!
Please.... your son should not be reminded again and again that he comes from the Land of Buddha or Lord Pashupatinaath ni! Please read them 'Laxmi P. Devkota' ko poem again and again.... bhagwaan tuh afnai vitra hooncha rey kya...
And talking about soorti ... yes some parents do send them 'Khainis' and what not. Must be them 'Good Parents' .... very very understanding and thoughtful hola ni! Abuh Chora lay soorti nai khaancha bhaney ... Nepal kai khaa-wos ni tuh!
4. Jhool (aka Maw-cher-daani aka Mosquito Net)
Why in the name of 'Chuck Norris' ... do them parents think NYC is full of them 'dengue virus cyrus?)... Hamrai Terai ma ho kya tyo sabai maw-cher ko bhela hoonay thau tuh!
Or maybe the lucky 'Jhool' recipient must have gotten lucky hola... got attacked by them 'rogue' mosquitoes haroo ho ki kya ho?
5. Dhoop, Soap and Pashupati ko 'White Candy' aka 'Seto Parsaaad'
Hya... tyo Patel Brothers ma 101 dhoop paucha kya... ani saboon pani... Amrika ma sabai skin ruh mood ko laagi pani saboon paucha ni... and I think them Parsaad khaa-dai ma ... 'chora' lay khaako 'Double Whopper' ko paap may-tee-dainuh ni!
6. Photo Albums and them CDs!
Facebook ko jawanna ma abuh 5kg ko Photo Album kay kaam ho tyo pani Amrika ma.. baroo tee sabai photo haroo lai 'digitize' garey-raw FB ma nai upload gardey hooncha ni! Ani... tapai ko Chora lay 'Nepali POP' geet ko CD soon-aw chodi-sakyo kya!
Nabin K. Bhattarai ruh Nima Rumba abuh ... thikkai thikkai laagcha rey! Ani Aaj kal fan san haroo lay sabai geet nai Youtube ma upload pani gardin-chan ni!
7. Undies....
Hya terrri kaa. abuh kaha katoo shut-too pathai raaha bhaneko... Amrika ma 'Fruit of the Loom' ruh 'Hanes' jindaabad ni..
8. Titaura, Moola ko achaar ruh Sukuti!
Yes, some gals (women) like titaura a lot.. it reminds them of their 'lost love' rey... .and some guys like 'Moola ko achar' rey.. it reminds them of something else rey... ani Sukuti.... Amrika ma tapai ko chora .. chori bhoko basya chai-nun-kya!
9. Nepali Veet-tay Patro!
Abuh sabai koora online ko jawaana ma.. kaha tapai ko chora /chori lay Nepali date sate vitaa ma taaleruh time pass garchan bhanya! Ho ... Birthday Angrezi date ma maw-naa-yeruh kehi bigri-dainuh ni... Abuh feri Nepal date ma pani arko party dey-laan tuh Chora lay!
10. 'NEPAL' t-shirts!
Pleeeaaase... stop sending them 'NEPAL' t-shirts kya.... abuh koon bela launey chora lay. 1974 AD ka dai bhai haroo lay gaaun-they ni.. 'Yo mun tuh mero Nepali ho' ... ho... hamro mun sun 'Nepali' bhaye pugay-naw ruh bhanya?
Abuh tyo t-shirt Kaam ma law-gau-naw mil-dainuh... ghaam ma tuh uslay 'NFL' jersey law-gaa-yeruh hidchan rey! Baroo.... Nepali Topi 7 joad pathai-dinoos... ani lagawos uslay harek din... 7 train ma [NYC]... ani kay bhancha khairey haroo.. 'Wa rey... Hamid Karzai ko eklo choro pani Queens mai bus-dough rahechan ni!'
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