Them Wikileaks : 'Once Upon a Tyam in Kathmandu' ma .. our Deputy Prime-Monster, "Bijaya Kumar Gachchhadar allegedly offered bribe to a member of Public Accounts Committee (PAC) to support Nepal Airlines’ bid to buy Airbus aircraft earlier this year"... rey!
Now, we have to see if them CIAA folks ... ask our Deputy Prime-Monster for some clarification or not! Them ... "The Commission for the Investigation of Abuse of Authority (CIAA)" people are really good at interviewing our great 'corrupt' leaders and sarkaari hakims!
And that's all they do kyaaruh... and at the end of the day.. all of them receive the so-called 'clean chit' rey..... maybe our CIAA people should instead work for some 'filmy' magazine sag-a-jean haroo!
And our Prime-Monster got really pissed off @ them Jumbo-Cabinet mini-sinisters rey! All of them mantris... not only going abroad but visiting them districts of Nepal and billing the government them 'travel expenses' rey... millions and millions of our taxpayers' money wasted .. all for nothing!
Now, we know that .... being a Prime-Minister is like being the 'Class Beadle' kyaaruh! All they can do is write you up for acting 'funny' in class but then.. nobody really gives a sheet... hehe!
Our 'Forest' Minister is busy cutting them trees... hamro 'Tourism' Minister wants to grant all hotels them 'Casino' licenses while Rakesh Wadhwa is busy pumping Iron in them 'Indreni Apartments' (yes that's where he is hiding!) and screwing us ... by not paying like 50 corores .. tax sacks!
Our 'Foreign' Minister only thinks about helping her sin-in-law to make billions from the VoIp nataks and 'APC' deals and more is on da way hola ni!
Our Home Minister refuses to resign even when our folks are abducted , murdered, raped every day ... and law and order is not in his vocabulary hola ni!
Bhim Rawal 'the Rawan' , our 'Home Minister' ... is busy minting money from them 'Police ko ration, looga, bhaada-kooda' deals and is always busy transferring them 'Senior Police Officers' depending on how much 'ghoos' they can offer to our 'Griha' Mantri!
And now, Bhimay ... u have done us proud by returning them 'Mitsubishi Pajero' gaadi to the Maoist ... Bel-gaadi chad-naw paisa naw-bhaako lay 'luxury vehicle' chad-naw pau-daa .. hami lai pani nikkai khoosi lagyo!
SP Kharel is on home leave rey.... lau tuh Dai.. yestai ho hai.. hamro Nepal maa! Abuh kay garney 'Law and Order' tyestai ho.. baroo TV ma tyo Amriki series, Law and Order nai hare-noos ani ek dui din relax gar-noos hai!
And let's not only blame our mini-sinisters .. ni! Hamro Prime-Monster nai aa-fai... acts like a clown. His only job is to attend 'hawa-taari' programs, cut them ribbons, light them paan-Ass and give his 'dui-sabda' which lasts for like 10-15 minutes kyaaruh! Somebody teach this guy 'How to Quickie' .. .heheh!
And let's not start counting his 'foreign trips' ... afoo nai sansaar ghoomay-ruh hamro tax tirey-ko karaudo Rupaiya kharcha garney ani kinuh nagaw-ros tuh tee mora-mori mantri santri haroo lay! Chor nai Chor ko desh ma... Chor lay moaz nagaw-rey.. kay timi hami jasto 'sadharan janta' lay moaz garney tuh?
And that's all they do kyaaruh... and at the end of the day.. all of them receive the so-called 'clean chit' rey..... maybe our CIAA people should instead work for some 'filmy' magazine sag-a-jean haroo!
And our Prime-Monster got really pissed off @ them Jumbo-Cabinet mini-sinisters rey! All of them mantris... not only going abroad but visiting them districts of Nepal and billing the government them 'travel expenses' rey... millions and millions of our taxpayers' money wasted .. all for nothing!
Now, we know that .... being a Prime-Minister is like being the 'Class Beadle' kyaaruh! All they can do is write you up for acting 'funny' in class but then.. nobody really gives a sheet... hehe!
Our 'Forest' Minister is busy cutting them trees... hamro 'Tourism' Minister wants to grant all hotels them 'Casino' licenses while Rakesh Wadhwa is busy pumping Iron in them 'Indreni Apartments' (yes that's where he is hiding!) and screwing us ... by not paying like 50 corores .. tax sacks!
Our 'Foreign' Minister only thinks about helping her sin-in-law to make billions from the VoIp nataks and 'APC' deals and more is on da way hola ni!
Our Home Minister refuses to resign even when our folks are abducted , murdered, raped every day ... and law and order is not in his vocabulary hola ni!
Bhim Rawal 'the Rawan' , our 'Home Minister' ... is busy minting money from them 'Police ko ration, looga, bhaada-kooda' deals and is always busy transferring them 'Senior Police Officers' depending on how much 'ghoos' they can offer to our 'Griha' Mantri!
And now, Bhimay ... u have done us proud by returning them 'Mitsubishi Pajero' gaadi to the Maoist ... Bel-gaadi chad-naw paisa naw-bhaako lay 'luxury vehicle' chad-naw pau-daa .. hami lai pani nikkai khoosi lagyo!
SP Kharel is on home leave rey.... lau tuh Dai.. yestai ho hai.. hamro Nepal maa! Abuh kay garney 'Law and Order' tyestai ho.. baroo TV ma tyo Amriki series, Law and Order nai hare-noos ani ek dui din relax gar-noos hai!
And let's not only blame our mini-sinisters .. ni! Hamro Prime-Monster nai aa-fai... acts like a clown. His only job is to attend 'hawa-taari' programs, cut them ribbons, light them paan-Ass and give his 'dui-sabda' which lasts for like 10-15 minutes kyaaruh! Somebody teach this guy 'How to Quickie' .. .heheh!
And let's not start counting his 'foreign trips' ... afoo nai sansaar ghoomay-ruh hamro tax tirey-ko karaudo Rupaiya kharcha garney ani kinuh nagaw-ros tuh tee mora-mori mantri santri haroo lay! Chor nai Chor ko desh ma... Chor lay moaz nagaw-rey.. kay timi hami jasto 'sadharan janta' lay moaz garney tuh?
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