Bold & Beautiful!

Our great Chairman, Mr. Puspha Kamal Dahal (PKD) aka 'Prachandey' aka 'The Great One' aka 'the guy with a steel neck cuz 10 ton ko fool maala pani handle garney ghaati bhaako Maoist!' .. now finally wants to take them 'bold' sold steps rey!

Aareey ho.. Comrade-ji ahiley samma chahi kay 'baby' steps maatruh lee-rakhey-ko ho ki kya ho?

And what will be them bold steps ni? We have no idea but Bazaar ma pau-ney 'Guess Papers' haroo jastai .. hami pani guess gardiu-naw hoinuh?

First of all, Prachandey wants to get back to them 'Hot' seat.. Prime-Monster ko koorchi maa!

The 'Madeshis' parties have been warned by them Indian Embassy rey... 'Tum Log uskay saath jayegaa toh hum log tumko paisa saisa nahi dhe-gaa ni' rey!

UML ko haalat tuh.. jhan .. they are busy fighting with each other! Sher Bahadur Deuba is just waiting for his 'Guruji' to draw up some chart shaart and figure out when to break away from them Congress Party.. again!

So.. I guess Makune is here to stay hola ni! Let him enjoy while he can! Once a Prime-Monster.. then you get all them benefits till you die! You get free gaadi saadi, security etiyaadi!

Prachandey should give BRB some chance sance to dance ni! Kay bho tuh .. hamro Daaktar Saheb lai pradhan-mantri banai-dim .. lastuh ma gayeruh ... paisa, baaroot aur aadmi tuh Master P ko haat ma nai ho ni!

And talking about integration.... once UNMIN leaves... it's them Desis who will be the umpire! And the best option right now .. would be to create a new 'Border Security Force' like them Desis have ni .... and have our 19,000 Mao-Rambos and Rambo-nis as our 'Border ko Rakh-wallah'!

The Maoists should not be worried about them fund sund... border nai afno bhaye pachi.. sabai sanguh paisa-vasool garey-raw jhan maalaa-maal ni!

And since, Paras Dai ko 'Nepal Army' ko security has been withdrawn.. our Maoists can send some of their combatants to give our Paras Dai some security hola abuh tuh! After all... them Maoists and Monarchy-wallah haroo have figured out that they make a very good couple rey!

We now have only... like 4 months kyaaruh to come up with them 'new constitution' ... hahaha and our leaders can't still decide 'Kaun Banega Pradhan-Mantri' .... maybe we need to ask Amitaabh Chacha to visit Kathmandu and host them show and invite them 3 big idiots to battle it out ni!

Baroo.... 'Dashrath Rangasala' baatuh nai LIVE telecast... hami lai pani ramailo .. neta haroo lay pani chance pau-ney ni kati ko 'General Knowledge' thaha cha bhaney-raw dekhau-naw!