I was across them Standard Chartered Bank, Jawlakhel ...drinking some coffee-soffee .. and one of the staff was getting all excited as if he had just won some bumper prize from them 'SMS' thing on TV or he finally hooked up with his 'baccha ko bela' ko sweetheart hola ni!
'Ye Bank sank tuh lootay cha rey' ...
Standard Chartered Bank, hamro Nepal ko #1 jastai ho kyaaruh! Two guys , one helmet ma rey arko muffler lagayeruh bank vitra gayo. Ani tuh... pee-stole dhekaye cha ani euta sano 'bomb somb' jastai kay ho padka-yecha!
Ani 14 laakh NRs liyeruh Bank baatuh niklay cha rey! Them parking spots .. Jawlakhel ma chahi.. hamro 'sign languge' dai bhai haro kaam garchan. Bichara ley paisa magey ko tuh.. ulto pee-stole po dekha-ye-cha rey!
Visit Nepal 2011 has started out with a bang kyaaruh! Well, a small bang.. them 'bomb somb' lay kehi pani bhayenaw rey.. see-reef 'dhwang tyang' sound ayo rey.... no chay-ti poor-ti rey!
Them Nepal Police arrived as if they were out on a walk. No 'SWAT' team .. nothing.. ajhai 'Paan Paraag' khayeruh basi-raako thiyo uni haroo tuh!
Across the river.. Kathmandu ma chahi.. Rangasala ma dhoom-dhaam VNY 2011 ko 'opening act' ... bato sabai jaam! Next tyam, please do them 'opening' programs .... kunai daada saada ma! How about Nagarkot? Hami Kathmandu ma basney janta lai tuh 'tension' kum hooncha ni!
Lalitpur Police ko SP was like 'We were there in two minutes' but they called us only after 5 minutes rey! So ... in less than 7 minutes... them two bank robbers (bike maa!) were probably somewhere in a local bhatti, drinking 'kodo' and 'choela' hola ni!
Standard Chartered tuh jhan multi-national bank sank hoinuh ruh? Euta ... Alarm pani chaina.. tyo hoon-cha ni... 'button' press garey pachi siddhai Police kaha 'dhwa dhwa' garey ruh bajney!
Laau.. kehi chaina... somebody had a good 'Friday' night! 14 laakhs is like 20,000 US$ ... baroo pahila nai mailay pani thaha paako bhaye.. yee dui jana bank robber haroo lai mero 'feelim' ko proposal pani dinthay ni ... thyakka bank ko baa-hee-raw .. hehehe!
Hope next tyam, them security guards will be more 'aware' hola ni! You should always ask them so-called customers to take off their helments, mufflers, mask sask etiyaadi! At least CCTV ma tuh 'anoohar' ramro sanguh dekhin-cha hola ni!
And one of them guards did try some 'WWF' Head-Lock thing rey.. taruh abuh pee-stole nai dhekai diye pachi.. kasko bau ko kay laagcha ruh!
Somebody get them guards some 'TASER' ... bhanya ho mailey mero Neprican saathi haroo lai... Nepal ma 'TASER' supply garney company khola bhaneyruh.. baal nai didai-nun abuh koon din chahi hamro Marwaari sahuji lay tyo pani bechha New Road ma... hare-dai jau naw!
Anyways... Hope our Nepal Police don't harass them security guards and them Bank Employees too much! Nepal ma Yestai Ho... lootnay arko hooncha, Police nay Care-Kaar bhaneruh chahi aroo haroo lai dhookaw dinchan kyaaruh!
Hope we have a great 'Visit Nepal 2011' and them 1 million tourists do come to Nepal! And hope them two bank robbers get to enjoy the loot... because if they are caught and they end up in Nakkhu Jail for another 10 years.. jhan nai aapawt!
Kinnuh? Hamro Nepal ko Jail is like a 'training ground' for better and bigger things to loot kyaaruh! Aajuh 14 laakh lootyo tee dui daaka haroo lay , pachi jail batuh chootay pachi 14 corore nai lootnay classes sabai attend gari sakeyka hoonchan ni!
SP Bikram Thapa, stop driving around late at night (drunk) and looking for other drunks kya! Ani tyo 'motorcycle' ma chadney police haroo ko kay kaam lagyo abuh! 'Mobile team' rey... 1:30pm ma nai lootnay manchey haroo lay 1:30am ma tuh jhan kay kay garney ho?
1:30am ma tuh .... raksi lay fit-fit bhayeruh.. 'It's the tyam to Disco' bhandai naachi raako hola ni ... katai tiruh!
Ani arko guff chai: Nepal Police kai police haroo pani milay-raw lootya ho rey! hahah.. Nepal ma kehi hoo-noo hoodainu.. them 'conspiracy theories' haroo aafai pop-up hoonchan! Taruh.. who knows.. Nepal Police nai #1 chor bhaye-pachi... anything is possible ni!
So, how do you rob a bank.. Nepali eestyle? Go there on Friday.. around 1pm when they close them front door-soor... always wear a helmet or wrap yourself with a muffler, blanket slanket etiyaadi.... pee-stole is important otherwise Nepali folks are not that scared with sticks, knives and ping-pong balls!
Be calm and quiet, approach the counter then.. go on a rant... shout and scream, 'paisa dey paisa dey' ... not like them Jogi babas ni feri... 'Be loud, point your pees-tole at everybody' , take the money, run and fly away! .. kyaaruh!
'Ye Bank sank tuh lootay cha rey' ...
Standard Chartered Bank, hamro Nepal ko #1 jastai ho kyaaruh! Two guys , one helmet ma rey arko muffler lagayeruh bank vitra gayo. Ani tuh... pee-stole dhekaye cha ani euta sano 'bomb somb' jastai kay ho padka-yecha!
Ani 14 laakh NRs liyeruh Bank baatuh niklay cha rey! Them parking spots .. Jawlakhel ma chahi.. hamro 'sign languge' dai bhai haro kaam garchan. Bichara ley paisa magey ko tuh.. ulto pee-stole po dekha-ye-cha rey!
Visit Nepal 2011 has started out with a bang kyaaruh! Well, a small bang.. them 'bomb somb' lay kehi pani bhayenaw rey.. see-reef 'dhwang tyang' sound ayo rey.... no chay-ti poor-ti rey!
Them Nepal Police arrived as if they were out on a walk. No 'SWAT' team .. nothing.. ajhai 'Paan Paraag' khayeruh basi-raako thiyo uni haroo tuh!
Across the river.. Kathmandu ma chahi.. Rangasala ma dhoom-dhaam VNY 2011 ko 'opening act' ... bato sabai jaam! Next tyam, please do them 'opening' programs .... kunai daada saada ma! How about Nagarkot? Hami Kathmandu ma basney janta lai tuh 'tension' kum hooncha ni!
Lalitpur Police ko SP was like 'We were there in two minutes' but they called us only after 5 minutes rey! So ... in less than 7 minutes... them two bank robbers (bike maa!) were probably somewhere in a local bhatti, drinking 'kodo' and 'choela' hola ni!
Standard Chartered tuh jhan multi-national bank sank hoinuh ruh? Euta ... Alarm pani chaina.. tyo hoon-cha ni... 'button' press garey pachi siddhai Police kaha 'dhwa dhwa' garey ruh bajney!
Laau.. kehi chaina... somebody had a good 'Friday' night! 14 laakhs is like 20,000 US$ ... baroo pahila nai mailay pani thaha paako bhaye.. yee dui jana bank robber haroo lai mero 'feelim' ko proposal pani dinthay ni ... thyakka bank ko baa-hee-raw .. hehehe!
Hope next tyam, them security guards will be more 'aware' hola ni! You should always ask them so-called customers to take off their helments, mufflers, mask sask etiyaadi! At least CCTV ma tuh 'anoohar' ramro sanguh dekhin-cha hola ni!
And one of them guards did try some 'WWF' Head-Lock thing rey.. taruh abuh pee-stole nai dhekai diye pachi.. kasko bau ko kay laagcha ruh!
Somebody get them guards some 'TASER' ... bhanya ho mailey mero Neprican saathi haroo lai... Nepal ma 'TASER' supply garney company khola bhaneyruh.. baal nai didai-nun abuh koon din chahi hamro Marwaari sahuji lay tyo pani bechha New Road ma... hare-dai jau naw!
Anyways... Hope our Nepal Police don't harass them security guards and them Bank Employees too much! Nepal ma Yestai Ho... lootnay arko hooncha, Police nay Care-Kaar bhaneruh chahi aroo haroo lai dhookaw dinchan kyaaruh!
Hope we have a great 'Visit Nepal 2011' and them 1 million tourists do come to Nepal! And hope them two bank robbers get to enjoy the loot... because if they are caught and they end up in Nakkhu Jail for another 10 years.. jhan nai aapawt!
Kinnuh? Hamro Nepal ko Jail is like a 'training ground' for better and bigger things to loot kyaaruh! Aajuh 14 laakh lootyo tee dui daaka haroo lay , pachi jail batuh chootay pachi 14 corore nai lootnay classes sabai attend gari sakeyka hoonchan ni!
SP Bikram Thapa, stop driving around late at night (drunk) and looking for other drunks kya! Ani tyo 'motorcycle' ma chadney police haroo ko kay kaam lagyo abuh! 'Mobile team' rey... 1:30pm ma nai lootnay manchey haroo lay 1:30am ma tuh jhan kay kay garney ho?
1:30am ma tuh .... raksi lay fit-fit bhayeruh.. 'It's the tyam to Disco' bhandai naachi raako hola ni ... katai tiruh!
Ani arko guff chai: Nepal Police kai police haroo pani milay-raw lootya ho rey! hahah.. Nepal ma kehi hoo-noo hoodainu.. them 'conspiracy theories' haroo aafai pop-up hoonchan! Taruh.. who knows.. Nepal Police nai #1 chor bhaye-pachi... anything is possible ni!
So, how do you rob a bank.. Nepali eestyle? Go there on Friday.. around 1pm when they close them front door-soor... always wear a helmet or wrap yourself with a muffler, blanket slanket etiyaadi.... pee-stole is important otherwise Nepali folks are not that scared with sticks, knives and ping-pong balls!
Be calm and quiet, approach the counter then.. go on a rant... shout and scream, 'paisa dey paisa dey' ... not like them Jogi babas ni feri... 'Be loud, point your pees-tole at everybody' , take the money, run and fly away! .. kyaaruh!
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