I think ... many years ago.. them Government did change them old schedule to a '5 working day say' in Kathmandu Valley .. but then .. I have no idea what happened... they scrapped it kyaaruh!
So.. we are back to them 'six-days a week' grind srind! But our government folks lai tuh every day is a weekend hola ni! Hahah.. Office tyam 10-5 bhaye pani.. they show up around 11:30 then after 1 or 2.. tyam for them khaaja break.. and by 4.. they are already on their way home!
Waa. kyaa mazza.. tyes karaan.. sarkaari jaagir is the best jaagir ever! Ani Nepal bandh sandh jo-dyo bhaney tuh.. yee sarkaari dakoo haroo lay dherai kaam garey .. barsa ma see-rif 100 din pani poog-dainuh! That's like not even 2 days a week..haha!
And for the rest of us.. we just do our thing from Sunday to Friday and then have Sanibaarey to ourselves! Nepal Bandh naw Sandh.. hid (walk!) bhai dai, didi bahini from Jawlakhel to Kathmandu Sahar-aw!
Them only folks who get them weekends off.. like them Kuirey-style are them INGOs ma kaam garney manchey haroo!
And today, after doing poll soll, survey kay kay banchan ni... here are them facts and figures!
What do our people (6-days wallah) do on them 'Sanibaareys'?
1. 43% of them folks.. just sleep in .. on Saturdays rey!
Abuh.. taruh if you look deep seep in to them numbers.. then we find out that .. tyo 43% ko 79% chahi.. they sleep in because .. they are out on them Friday Night.. ani hangover sangover lay garda.. Sanibaar tuh sootayruh jaancha rey! Ani tyo arko 21% crowd tuh... they just want to rest because God also rested on them Seventh day kyaaruh!
2. 27% of them folks... go out on some long-song drive srive.. yeso Kathmandu Valley ko bahira rey!
Abuh long drive bhanya tyo 'Dakar Rally' jasto hoinuh ni feri! Yeso... Dhulikhel samma... ki chai... Nagarkot .. ki chai.. Kathmandu ko wari pari ko dada haroo ma.. yeso family sanguh picnic sicnic hola ni! Kohi chahi family lai jhooka-yeruh .. afno gawlfriend boifriend ya mister ya mistress sangaw jaanchan rey.. hehe!
3. 20% tuh.. gambling, drinking, smoking and @#$!ing crowd bhayee halyo ni!
Yes ma parcha.. hamro Sarkaari hakim haroo ruh Jagga Dalals haroo.. haha! Sanibaar aye-ki.. 'Marriage' Khel-nay, Jaad dhok-nay, Masoo khaaney, till-till hoonay .. kya mazza!
4. Abuh baaki bhayo.. tee 10% ko! 10% just do ... nothing rey.. I mean.. nothing productive like... giving your liver some over-tyam job (Dherai Jaad pee-yer-uh!) or driving all the way to Nagarkot to drink some coffee soffee heheh!
Amrika ma bhanthyo ni (ki chahi koon chai ko theory ho!)... that 20% of them folks do them 80% of them Kaam rey! Hehe.. Nepal ma tuh tyo stats warts kaam laag-dainuh!
Yeha tuh.. them 10% of the people lay sabai kaam garchan and 90% of them buffoons take all the money soney and them credit as well!
Ho.. tyehi 10% haroo chahi Sanibaar kehi pani gardai-nawn rey.. uni haroo afno family samily sanguh baschan, khanchan ani guffa marchan! After all.. family is vary vary important.. hoinuh ruh?
So will we ever get to see them '5-din ko work week and Sat/Sun off soff thing' ever... the answer is never... unless u work for them multi-lateral, bi-lateral , kay kay lateral donor agencies.. ni!
And when them Sanibaar is your only day off ... then it's very hard to make any plans slans... if we all had like Sat-Sun off soff.. then at least we can catch the night bus to Pokhara on Friday evening.. Sanibaar bhari Lake-Side ma boating, beer-drinking and maacha-khaa-ing then Sunday afternoon ma Kathmandu waa-pus fur-king ni!
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