We all know about them Transport Mafia... them Micro-buses, long-distance buses, cargo trucks etc.
Nowadays, our businessmen in Khasa transport their goods via India rey because it is now cheaper to send the goods to India from China and then transport it to Kathmandu. hahah... them Khasa transport-wallahs haroo ko 'get rich quick' scheme kaam naw-lagey jasto cha hai!
And we hear stories about how them 'Bus Samitis' and what not have destroyed competition and better service by making their own rules... and the end of the story is we, them consumers suffer... as always!
And now... our great domestic airlines have decided to charge them same fares across the board! I think we are the 'most capitalist' nation on Earth hola abuh tuh! Our business folks can jack up the price whenever they want and get away with it as well!
Why do we even need a government and them state regulatory bodies if nobody can control these 'pukka capitalist cowboys' ... and even our Mao Inc, the so-called 'true' Communist party in da world ... is busy making them real estate deals!
But when it comes to the Maoists, they either send their so-called 'Squatter(s) Squad' [aka Nazi ko SS jastai ] to occupy government land or buy out prime real-estate by only paying half the price and sending a 'I kill U' cheque ..heheh!
The Fuel prices is up again, 5 times this year alone... and our Micro-Bus Wallahs are consulting their astrologers for an auspicious date to increase the fare!
NRB wants to cap them Bank ko CEOs salary... No comment... if Anil Shah wants to buy a diamond-siamond studded specs with his salary.. that's not my problem ni and if Prithivi B. Pande wants to buy a Picasso... then let him ni!
Baroo... hamro government should do something about these fares and hamro food prices haroo... everything is up 100% and nobody cares... I mean our leaders don't care because they don't have to go out and buy groceries every day, ride them 'Micro-Buses' and suffer from respo-despo illnesses!
Let's get back to the Air Mafia story! I always tend to get carried away ... that's why all my ex-girlfriends are happily married with kids hola.. hahah!
Anyways, our airlines are trying to comfort us by promising us 'better service' rey! And we should choose the airlines providing .. manicure and pedicure as we land in Pokhara hola ni!
What service are these Jackasses talking about? Are you guys going to serve us Cristal and Caviar instead of them Coke-Fanta in them plastic cups and them stale peanuts, are you giving us a free copy of them 'Michelin Guide' instead of them daily newspapers where 'Politics' seem to be the only news ever?
I have no clue... Cosmic Air once tried to rule our domestic skies by giving us the cheapest fares and they finally crashed (plane hoinuh company ni!).... I guess this is the future of Nepal... where we, the people will one day have to survive on onion-soup and walk all the way from Kathmandu to Pokhara like our forefathers did!
And we hear stories about how them 'Bus Samitis' and what not have destroyed competition and better service by making their own rules... and the end of the story is we, them consumers suffer... as always!
And now... our great domestic airlines have decided to charge them same fares across the board! I think we are the 'most capitalist' nation on Earth hola abuh tuh! Our business folks can jack up the price whenever they want and get away with it as well!
Why do we even need a government and them state regulatory bodies if nobody can control these 'pukka capitalist cowboys' ... and even our Mao Inc, the so-called 'true' Communist party in da world ... is busy making them real estate deals!
But when it comes to the Maoists, they either send their so-called 'Squatter(s) Squad' [aka Nazi ko SS jastai ] to occupy government land or buy out prime real-estate by only paying half the price and sending a 'I kill U' cheque ..heheh!
The Fuel prices is up again, 5 times this year alone... and our Micro-Bus Wallahs are consulting their astrologers for an auspicious date to increase the fare!
NRB wants to cap them Bank ko CEOs salary... No comment... if Anil Shah wants to buy a diamond-siamond studded specs with his salary.. that's not my problem ni and if Prithivi B. Pande wants to buy a Picasso... then let him ni!
Baroo... hamro government should do something about these fares and hamro food prices haroo... everything is up 100% and nobody cares... I mean our leaders don't care because they don't have to go out and buy groceries every day, ride them 'Micro-Buses' and suffer from respo-despo illnesses!
Let's get back to the Air Mafia story! I always tend to get carried away ... that's why all my ex-girlfriends are happily married with kids hola.. hahah!
Anyways, our airlines are trying to comfort us by promising us 'better service' rey! And we should choose the airlines providing .. manicure and pedicure as we land in Pokhara hola ni!
What service are these Jackasses talking about? Are you guys going to serve us Cristal and Caviar instead of them Coke-Fanta in them plastic cups and them stale peanuts, are you giving us a free copy of them 'Michelin Guide' instead of them daily newspapers where 'Politics' seem to be the only news ever?
I have no clue... Cosmic Air once tried to rule our domestic skies by giving us the cheapest fares and they finally crashed (plane hoinuh company ni!).... I guess this is the future of Nepal... where we, the people will one day have to survive on onion-soup and walk all the way from Kathmandu to Pokhara like our forefathers did!
what the crazy guffadi
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