Mero Euta Saathi Cha ... and he went to them 'Yatayat' to renew his motorcycle ko 'blue-book' ko paisa saisa rey... Nepal Government lai tirnoo parney ... fine sine law-gaa-yeruh ... total NRs 16,470.00!
Hoonuh tuh mero Saathi pani 'one in a million' nai ho! It's been six years and he has not renewed his so-called bike ko kaa-gauge paw-tra! Ani in six years, he has paid them 'Traffic Police' ... Rs 200 there and Rs 300 here rey!
heheh... Nepal ma .. Jantaa nai Bay-oh-Koof bhaye-pachi nai kinuh naw-thug-wos tuh hamro Sarkaari karmachari haroo lay!
Anyways, he went to them 'office' and the guy did them math sath... then the guy just stopped talking and started to finish aroo haroo ko kaam dhaw-ma-dham rey!
Mero saathi tuh confused and angry... afoo line ma basney ani kaam chai aroo haroo ko po pahila saw-kau-ney!
After 5 minutes... them room was empty and our 'official' guy says, 'Ek Chin, sabai ko agaadi tapai lai kinuh bhanney bhaney-ruh!'...
'Tapai ko 16,400 hooncha, taruh tapai manchey hare-da raamro cha jasto cha, tyes karan mailey tapai ko bill nai ghaw-tai-diye!'
Wow... them 'sarkari' officers should instead work for FBI or CIA or our so-called 'spy agencies' ni.. baroo manchey haroo ko profiling garey ruh basey hooncha ni!
And the final bill.. .Nepal Government lai tirnoo parney chahi.... NRs 5,200.00 only and 'Under the Table' bill chahi ... only Rs 2,000 rey!
So what did my 'Saathi' do? Like all law-abiding citizens, he took the easy way out ni! Nepal Government only gets Rs 5,200 instead of 16K.. our sarkaari 'officer' gets 2,000 so that he can take his family out to celebrate 'Naya Barsa 2011' ...
I asked my friend... 'Kinnuh?" ....usko reply.. 'Sabai paisa tee-ray pani kay garney , saaaley chor Nepal Sarkar lay baato ghaato banau-ney hoinuh... tyehi mantri ko gaadi ko maintenance ruh petrol kharcha lai maatruh tuh ho ni?"
Heheh.. I come from a different school... 'Pay Your Taxes' ... yes, hamro sarkar, hakim saheb , neta haroo sabai corrupt sorrupt hola... taruh sabai lay taxes tirnoo parcha ... kinuh bhaney ek din tuh hamro yee 'gora' haroo ko 'foreign aid said' batuh tuh mukta hoo-noo paryo ni!
Then I did my math... sano manchey lay tuh 10,000 Rs tax tir-dai nuh bhaney... hamra so-called 'big corporate houses' haroo lay tuh jhan kati billions of Rupees .. Tax ma chawl-nay hola ni!
Tee-ni haroo ko pani galti chainuh.. .hamro 'Tax Sax' uthau-nay karmachaari haroo nai chor bhaye pachi... kas ko kay laagcha! Jhan 'muh sabai tax' tir-choo bhanyo bhaney.. hamra 'Tax men' haroo lay jhan doo-khaw dinchan rey!
Desh nai ulto-pulto bhaye pachi kasko bau ko kay laagcha.. hoinuh ruh?
So, people.. pay your taxes... kay thaha ek din tuh 'Reform See-form' hola ni.. ani hamro Sarkaari karmaachaari haroo lay chor-nay bato haroo banda hola ni! Nepal ma 'New' Constitution ban-laan ni! .... Kasai lay 'Nepali-leaks' website khol-laan ni!
Sabai... ni nai ni! Lau... Aajuh ko din tapai ko raamro holan ni!
Hoonuh tuh mero Saathi pani 'one in a million' nai ho! It's been six years and he has not renewed his so-called bike ko kaa-gauge paw-tra! Ani in six years, he has paid them 'Traffic Police' ... Rs 200 there and Rs 300 here rey!
heheh... Nepal ma .. Jantaa nai Bay-oh-Koof bhaye-pachi nai kinuh naw-thug-wos tuh hamro Sarkaari karmachari haroo lay!
Anyways, he went to them 'office' and the guy did them math sath... then the guy just stopped talking and started to finish aroo haroo ko kaam dhaw-ma-dham rey!
Mero saathi tuh confused and angry... afoo line ma basney ani kaam chai aroo haroo ko po pahila saw-kau-ney!
After 5 minutes... them room was empty and our 'official' guy says, 'Ek Chin, sabai ko agaadi tapai lai kinuh bhanney bhaney-ruh!'...
'Tapai ko 16,400 hooncha, taruh tapai manchey hare-da raamro cha jasto cha, tyes karan mailey tapai ko bill nai ghaw-tai-diye!'
Wow... them 'sarkari' officers should instead work for FBI or CIA or our so-called 'spy agencies' ni.. baroo manchey haroo ko profiling garey ruh basey hooncha ni!
And the final bill.. .Nepal Government lai tirnoo parney chahi.... NRs 5,200.00 only and 'Under the Table' bill chahi ... only Rs 2,000 rey!
So what did my 'Saathi' do? Like all law-abiding citizens, he took the easy way out ni! Nepal Government only gets Rs 5,200 instead of 16K.. our sarkaari 'officer' gets 2,000 so that he can take his family out to celebrate 'Naya Barsa 2011' ...
I asked my friend... 'Kinnuh?" ....usko reply.. 'Sabai paisa tee-ray pani kay garney , saaaley chor Nepal Sarkar lay baato ghaato banau-ney hoinuh... tyehi mantri ko gaadi ko maintenance ruh petrol kharcha lai maatruh tuh ho ni?"
Heheh.. I come from a different school... 'Pay Your Taxes' ... yes, hamro sarkar, hakim saheb , neta haroo sabai corrupt sorrupt hola... taruh sabai lay taxes tirnoo parcha ... kinuh bhaney ek din tuh hamro yee 'gora' haroo ko 'foreign aid said' batuh tuh mukta hoo-noo paryo ni!
Then I did my math... sano manchey lay tuh 10,000 Rs tax tir-dai nuh bhaney... hamra so-called 'big corporate houses' haroo lay tuh jhan kati billions of Rupees .. Tax ma chawl-nay hola ni!
Tee-ni haroo ko pani galti chainuh.. .hamro 'Tax Sax' uthau-nay karmachaari haroo nai chor bhaye pachi... kas ko kay laagcha! Jhan 'muh sabai tax' tir-choo bhanyo bhaney.. hamra 'Tax men' haroo lay jhan doo-khaw dinchan rey!
Desh nai ulto-pulto bhaye pachi kasko bau ko kay laagcha.. hoinuh ruh?
So, people.. pay your taxes... kay thaha ek din tuh 'Reform See-form' hola ni.. ani hamro Sarkaari karmaachaari haroo lay chor-nay bato haroo banda hola ni! Nepal ma 'New' Constitution ban-laan ni! .... Kasai lay 'Nepali-leaks' website khol-laan ni!
Sabai... ni nai ni! Lau... Aajuh ko din tapai ko raamro holan ni!
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