The former Chief of the Nepali Army ... Mr. Katawal is in the news again! The Ex-General said 'Kay ko democracy semocrazy ni... no need for that in NA rey!'
Ani feri Prachandey decided to resign from his PM ko koorchi rey but then he remembered he had already done so nearly a year ago kyaaaruh! Hahah!
Prachandu Uncle will never forget this General! If only had he known how difficult it would be to get back to the PM ko koorchi (Democratic style maa!) ... he would have never resigned hola ni!
Anyways, today ... we talk about the Jur-Saaab ... Prachandey ko Comic book tuh pachi kunai din publish garoom la hai!
Katwal ko life baarey tuh feelim nai banaye-hooncha hola! The Late King MBBS (Mahendra and not some Daaktaar saaktaar ni feri!) was doing his usual 'Village' tour thing when he came across some lad, hanging in a tree and singing like a donkey rey!
Now, maybe since our then King was a great poet soet... instead of asking the guy to be shot, he kinda adopted the 'bad tyeti bela ko Nepali Idol Singer' ....
The boy came to Kathmandu, went to school , joined the Army and then one day became the Chief-Saaab of the NA! This is the story of Katawal... the man who brought the Maoist ko government down or Prachandey just got tired and decided to take a break .. depends kasko version ko story soon-nay ho?
Anyways, now our Jur-Saab is going around town ... saying "NA ma we don't need 'No Democracy' thing" .... and I have no idea what Democracy means because since them 2046 Andoloan ... the only people who can speak what they want, steal what they like ... are them politicians only!
And in this 'new' Republic natak... the only ones having fun are them Madeshi party leaders! So 2046 ... Democracy was good for Congressis... 2066 ma Republic is good for Upendra Yadav and all them Madeshi leaders only!
What about them Mao-baadis ni? Well, uni haroo ko tuh kurai naw-garoom hai... they are the only folks having a rought tyam now... They don't know kasko arse kiss garney... China or India?
If NA is so-called demonized... sorry, wrong word... meant democratized then that would be great hoinuh ruh?
But if they go through the same sheet like the Nepal Police maa politics then we can all pack our bags and head for Dolpa! Then what.. then look for them YarchaGoombaaas and sell it to the Chinese ni!
The Nepal Police has become the #1 Chor and one day NA will be the same... security staff for our politicians... if our politicians get to do what they want to do with the NA!
We all have to start somewhere... and when our current Chief , Mr. Gurung was promoted.. everybody was like... wa rey wa... finally a Jan-Jaati gets to be the 'Rambo #1' ... but then they found out that the next guy in line for promotion was a grandson of some Shree Tin Maharaajaa.. hahaha!
But the only difference between the NA and the Nepal Police: chahi... The Home Minister will ask for Rs 5 corores before he promotes some guy to become the next Chief of Police whereas NA ma chahi ... you have to be patient and wait your turn and if your number is not up when the Chief leaves then you become the Chief kyaaruh!
What does that mean? It means seniority rules.... and what happens if the PLA folks do get integrated ni... We have no idea... we will have few Generals who will continue to pump their fists instead of saulte-walute stuff and they will break into a 'Communist' song and dance routine hola ni!
Anyways.. let's all hope for the best... and hope Katawal will be back in the news again and again. After all, we need some fresh masala now and then hoinuh ruh?
Prachandu Uncle will never forget this General! If only had he known how difficult it would be to get back to the PM ko koorchi (Democratic style maa!) ... he would have never resigned hola ni!
Anyways, today ... we talk about the Jur-Saaab ... Prachandey ko Comic book tuh pachi kunai din publish garoom la hai!
Katwal ko life baarey tuh feelim nai banaye-hooncha hola! The Late King MBBS (Mahendra and not some Daaktaar saaktaar ni feri!) was doing his usual 'Village' tour thing when he came across some lad, hanging in a tree and singing like a donkey rey!
Now, maybe since our then King was a great poet soet... instead of asking the guy to be shot, he kinda adopted the 'bad tyeti bela ko Nepali Idol Singer' ....
The boy came to Kathmandu, went to school , joined the Army and then one day became the Chief-Saaab of the NA! This is the story of Katawal... the man who brought the Maoist ko government down or Prachandey just got tired and decided to take a break .. depends kasko version ko story soon-nay ho?
Anyways, now our Jur-Saab is going around town ... saying "NA ma we don't need 'No Democracy' thing" .... and I have no idea what Democracy means because since them 2046 Andoloan ... the only people who can speak what they want, steal what they like ... are them politicians only!
And in this 'new' Republic natak... the only ones having fun are them Madeshi party leaders! So 2046 ... Democracy was good for Congressis... 2066 ma Republic is good for Upendra Yadav and all them Madeshi leaders only!
What about them Mao-baadis ni? Well, uni haroo ko tuh kurai naw-garoom hai... they are the only folks having a rought tyam now... They don't know kasko arse kiss garney... China or India?
If NA is so-called demonized... sorry, wrong word... meant democratized then that would be great hoinuh ruh?
But if they go through the same sheet like the Nepal Police maa politics then we can all pack our bags and head for Dolpa! Then what.. then look for them YarchaGoombaaas and sell it to the Chinese ni!
The Nepal Police has become the #1 Chor and one day NA will be the same... security staff for our politicians... if our politicians get to do what they want to do with the NA!
We all have to start somewhere... and when our current Chief , Mr. Gurung was promoted.. everybody was like... wa rey wa... finally a Jan-Jaati gets to be the 'Rambo #1' ... but then they found out that the next guy in line for promotion was a grandson of some Shree Tin Maharaajaa.. hahaha!
But the only difference between the NA and the Nepal Police: chahi... The Home Minister will ask for Rs 5 corores before he promotes some guy to become the next Chief of Police whereas NA ma chahi ... you have to be patient and wait your turn and if your number is not up when the Chief leaves then you become the Chief kyaaruh!
What does that mean? It means seniority rules.... and what happens if the PLA folks do get integrated ni... We have no idea... we will have few Generals who will continue to pump their fists instead of saulte-walute stuff and they will break into a 'Communist' song and dance routine hola ni!
Anyways.. let's all hope for the best... and hope Katawal will be back in the news again and again. After all, we need some fresh masala now and then hoinuh ruh?
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