Bhairahawa .... is probably the greatest city in them Terai region hola!... becoz I have only been to Bhairahawa hehehe.... ahiley samma Biratnagar, Birgunj, NepalGunj, Janakpur sanakpur tiraa gaako chainuh muh tuh!
Lumbini, them birth place of Lord Buddha.. and the land of 100+ foreign soreign monastery haroo hola! All them ASEAN region lay aaaah aaf-know monastery sonastery banai sakey chan!
Then there is the Peace Pagoda Sagoda stuff! Lumbini jaaney baato chahi ahiley samma under construction nai cha kyaaruh!
Ani main Lumbini vitra chirnay bato tuh, yeti sano... ki tyo one way ho ki bhaneyruh jhookin-chan hola hamra kuirey haroo tuh! Thulo gaadi ayo bhaney tuh arko sano gaadi tuh 45 degrees ma side launoo parcha kyaaruh!
Ani Lumbini ko gate ma poo-gee-yo... gaadi vitra laanuh diyenuh.. and that's where the game began or begins!
In Nepal, the name of the game is .. Name-Dropping! If you can pull it off, you get them access sackses hola!
The 'Madeshi Forum' ko sifaarish ma jagir payeko guard Dai stopped me! "Nahi Nahi... yeeha batuh gaadi jaanuh manaa-hee cha babuwaaa!"
"Hya Dai pani.. .muh Mr. XXX ko bhai ho kya... Lumbini Ghoom-naw aako!"
"Tapai lai tuh mailey kahiley pani dekhey-ko chainuh .. Hajooor!'
"Dai, ma Qatar baatuh aako kya ... ghoomnuh!"
"La hooncha..vitra paarking garnoos Sir!"
I met Mr. XXX once , tyo pani company ko kaam maa! Ani I have never been to Qatar Satar! Why the hell am I so good @ making stuff up?
Thank God.. I didn't say .. I am Lord Buddha ko family tree batuh niklaayko member sember bhaneyruh!
Lumbini Sumbini ghoomiyo... ani Mayadevi Temple, BirthPlace of Lord Buddha ko agaadi tuh sabai souvenir, maala saala CD pasal chahi all operated by Madeshis, tyo pani bujhdai jaada tuh sabai Muscle-man haroo rey!
Lau.. religious diversity bhaneko yehi ho kyaaruh! Buddhist religious site my Islamic businessmen haroo!
I hope they have Hindoo businessmen there in them Vatican hola ni , selling them maala saala haroo! We never know.. them Gujraatis haroo tuh feri babaal business seez-ness garchan ni!
And there is no decent restroom, cafe vitra sitra .... Nepal ma yestai ho! Koon chai kuirey lay payeko bhaye ... tyeha 'Buddhist Trance Festival sestival' sooroo gardin-thyo hola! And who knows a bungee or hot air baloon saloon pani!
And what's up with the Terai people? Not much smokers... very hard to get 'Lights' churot surot! Everywhere u go, they offer you 'Zarda Pan Paraag' ... I know my lungs sungs are getting screwed but tyo zarda sarda lay tuh ... ur teeth begin to look like some daaku from some 'Thakur' movies!
And as usual, visited the 'Pawan Misthaan' temple in Bhairahawa. They don't make them Pedas like back in the days... everything is a misa-wot these days!
But it's fun driving around in Bhairahawa.. no traffic jaam but you spend the whole time, trying not to hit the cycle-wallahs, the rickshaw-wallahs, the behl-gaadies wallahs or them big arse trucks (sabai border batuh saaman wo-saar po-saar garney!)..
The weather is great.. this tyam of the year except in them mornings .. koo-hee-ro laageruh Babaal!
Then there is them 'Terai Mukti Morcha' .. mero relative to ghar najikaai... MaoBadi ko 'Jan Samparka' office ani the Terai 'Freed Om Fighters' planted some home-made bomb in front of the Mao Office and called them local patrakars rey!
Feri 2.5 hrs samma Army, Police, Traffic lay baato banda garyo! Then they had to use another bomb to dispose the Mukti Morcha ko bomb rey!
Thank God.. at least we have some 'bomb disposal' toli... but tyo pani see-reef Army ko... what about our Nepal Police? Yee ni haroo ko kaam chai kay ho... see reef ghoos khaaney, sawari ma security ani sadharan janta lai chootnay matra kaam ho ki kya ho?
Lumbini, them birth place of Lord Buddha.. and the land of 100+ foreign soreign monastery haroo hola! All them ASEAN region lay aaaah aaf-know monastery sonastery banai sakey chan!
Then there is the Peace Pagoda Sagoda stuff! Lumbini jaaney baato chahi ahiley samma under construction nai cha kyaaruh!
Ani main Lumbini vitra chirnay bato tuh, yeti sano... ki tyo one way ho ki bhaneyruh jhookin-chan hola hamra kuirey haroo tuh! Thulo gaadi ayo bhaney tuh arko sano gaadi tuh 45 degrees ma side launoo parcha kyaaruh!
Ani Lumbini ko gate ma poo-gee-yo... gaadi vitra laanuh diyenuh.. and that's where the game began or begins!
In Nepal, the name of the game is .. Name-Dropping! If you can pull it off, you get them access sackses hola!
The 'Madeshi Forum' ko sifaarish ma jagir payeko guard Dai stopped me! "Nahi Nahi... yeeha batuh gaadi jaanuh manaa-hee cha babuwaaa!"
"Hya Dai pani.. .muh Mr. XXX ko bhai ho kya... Lumbini Ghoom-naw aako!"
"Tapai lai tuh mailey kahiley pani dekhey-ko chainuh .. Hajooor!'
"Dai, ma Qatar baatuh aako kya ... ghoomnuh!"
"La hooncha..vitra paarking garnoos Sir!"
I met Mr. XXX once , tyo pani company ko kaam maa! Ani I have never been to Qatar Satar! Why the hell am I so good @ making stuff up?
Thank God.. I didn't say .. I am Lord Buddha ko family tree batuh niklaayko member sember bhaneyruh!
Lumbini Sumbini ghoomiyo... ani Mayadevi Temple, BirthPlace of Lord Buddha ko agaadi tuh sabai souvenir, maala saala CD pasal chahi all operated by Madeshis, tyo pani bujhdai jaada tuh sabai Muscle-man haroo rey!
Lau.. religious diversity bhaneko yehi ho kyaaruh! Buddhist religious site my Islamic businessmen haroo!
I hope they have Hindoo businessmen there in them Vatican hola ni , selling them maala saala haroo! We never know.. them Gujraatis haroo tuh feri babaal business seez-ness garchan ni!
And there is no decent restroom, cafe vitra sitra .... Nepal ma yestai ho! Koon chai kuirey lay payeko bhaye ... tyeha 'Buddhist Trance Festival sestival' sooroo gardin-thyo hola! And who knows a bungee or hot air baloon saloon pani!
And what's up with the Terai people? Not much smokers... very hard to get 'Lights' churot surot! Everywhere u go, they offer you 'Zarda Pan Paraag' ... I know my lungs sungs are getting screwed but tyo zarda sarda lay tuh ... ur teeth begin to look like some daaku from some 'Thakur' movies!
And as usual, visited the 'Pawan Misthaan' temple in Bhairahawa. They don't make them Pedas like back in the days... everything is a misa-wot these days!
But it's fun driving around in Bhairahawa.. no traffic jaam but you spend the whole time, trying not to hit the cycle-wallahs, the rickshaw-wallahs, the behl-gaadies wallahs or them big arse trucks (sabai border batuh saaman wo-saar po-saar garney!)..
The weather is great.. this tyam of the year except in them mornings .. koo-hee-ro laageruh Babaal!
Then there is them 'Terai Mukti Morcha' .. mero relative to ghar najikaai... MaoBadi ko 'Jan Samparka' office ani the Terai 'Freed Om Fighters' planted some home-made bomb in front of the Mao Office and called them local patrakars rey!
Feri 2.5 hrs samma Army, Police, Traffic lay baato banda garyo! Then they had to use another bomb to dispose the Mukti Morcha ko bomb rey!
Thank God.. at least we have some 'bomb disposal' toli... but tyo pani see-reef Army ko... what about our Nepal Police? Yee ni haroo ko kaam chai kay ho... see reef ghoos khaaney, sawari ma security ani sadharan janta lai chootnay matra kaam ho ki kya ho?
if you walk to thamel from indrachowk..one of those lanes ni...you'll see marwaris selling sabai buddhist prayer flags and kapadas used in monasteries.
ReplyDeletei think biratnagar is more crowded than bhairahawa...was at both places this year...khai i have been to birgunj and nepalgunj too..sabai ustai lagdo rachecha.
hahahhah...but i hear janakpur is definitely different, next year ko destination list ma cha...dengue fever chalena bhane.
bhairahawa ma chahi pahile nai kukur le tokya thiyo, very memorable trip. border ma gayera, train chadeko acting garera photo pani khichiyo.
Terai tuh sabi ustai nai ho kyaaruh... but Bhairahawa.. ma kukur lay tokya chahi .. is .. hahah! I have been to India once.. tyo pani border batuh paari... Bhairawa-side! Nau-toon-naaa ma 'Wills' churot kinnuh gaathey muh ... when I was 14! .. abuh kunai din chai saachaai nai India nai ghoom-naw mun cha!.. like ... Rajnikant ko place.. South tee-ruh... ani Goa Soa, Mumbai Mumbai... ani Punjab Sunjab.. want to ride a tractor in Punjab, and do some Bhaangra Saangra.. etiyaadi!
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