Today, let's talk about cell phones... sorry, Nepal ma 'mobile sobile' bhanchan kyaaruh!
According to our dailies, we now have like 10 million folks using them mobiles rey! Nepal Telecom leads the race with 5 million, NCell comes second with like 4+ and UTL is like around half a million rey!
Nepal Telecom like our other 'Sarkaari Sansthaan' (the guys driving around in 'Yellow Plates') is our big brother. They can do whatever they want. They will sell SIM cards like crazy but won't do much when it comes to them infrastructure stuff kyaruh!
According to our sources, them ADSL ko 256K ko line actually cost only 300+ NRs rey. And how much do we have to pay? I pay Rs 1,695.00 a month! Even a hard-core capitalist can't make that much profit, can they?
Our NTC folks get bonus like our other folks @ NEA and NOC and the list goes on and on! NTC will continue to be #1 for few more years because uni haroo ko tower sower sabi thau ma cha!
NCell is another story! Gyanu Uncle may be our 'Nero' but we have to thank him for introducing competition and breaking NTC ko monopoly! Well, his Jwai-Saheb, Mr. Singh got rich after selling his shares to Mr. Mahato, our NRN 'Hero'!
Mr. Singh can thank the Russian Mob for buying him out! Yes, that's true, Dr. Mahato can bark around with his 'I sold electronics and made billions story' but the truth is he is just a money manager for the Russian so-called businessmen!
NCell is doing great. They plan to invest like 100 million Amriki dollars rey for them infrastructure, tower-sower stuff! Way to go.. and hope NTC learns a thing or two from the 'Eastern Europeans' on how to provide better customer support and stuff!
UTL is another kahaaani! The Indians own them and they are very good when it comes to the Terai region. Sabai tower sower... terai ma nai cha... hilly region haroo lai tuh Baal matlab!
If we were to believe Mohan Baidya and his 'India #1' conspiracy then we should shut down UTL not because they have the cheapest rate (like 60 paisa for UTL-to-UTL) but I think they are just preparing for the Indian Invasion. How come?
When the Indians come, they will all be using UTL ni! And then maybe our Maobaadis can all go back to the hills and shoot catapults @ them Indian fighter planes hola!
Anyways, the reality today is that euta company mobile is not enough! A friend of mine has like all, NTC - NCell - UTL ko phone! Hahaha.. and I hear the Chinese from Khasa are bringing in 3-SIM Card haal-nuh milney phone rey!
Hehehe... if one doesn't work , you can try another and if that doesn't work then try UTL!
Mobile lay maybe ... we are now better connected hola... but our security services should ban them mobiles because
a) DFID ko guard garney APF kaa soldier haroo raat vari 'mobile ma Dohori' geet baw-jaa-yeruh bas-chan!
b)Airport ma basney security ko pani haalat tyestai cha!
c)Hamrai Nepal Police ka chor haroo lay goonda soonda lai aafai phone gareruh 'Ye talai samtanuh audaicha hai' bhanchan!
Okay, let's not be so anti-police-army-whatever! Hamro Kathmandu maa chahi... 'No phone while u drive' law kahiley auney ho!
Microbus driver pani phone ma bay-stuh, taxi driver ko tuh koora nai naw-garoom.. .ani hooda hooda tuh... tyee Motor-cyle wallah haroo tuh Bagmati ko Pool ko biccha ma nai motor-cycle rokhay-ruh kati nai 'Bill Gates' lay nai phone garya jasto!
According to our dailies, we now have like 10 million folks using them mobiles rey! Nepal Telecom leads the race with 5 million, NCell comes second with like 4+ and UTL is like around half a million rey!
Nepal Telecom like our other 'Sarkaari Sansthaan' (the guys driving around in 'Yellow Plates') is our big brother. They can do whatever they want. They will sell SIM cards like crazy but won't do much when it comes to them infrastructure stuff kyaruh!
According to our sources, them ADSL ko 256K ko line actually cost only 300+ NRs rey. And how much do we have to pay? I pay Rs 1,695.00 a month! Even a hard-core capitalist can't make that much profit, can they?
Our NTC folks get bonus like our other folks @ NEA and NOC and the list goes on and on! NTC will continue to be #1 for few more years because uni haroo ko tower sower sabi thau ma cha!
NCell is another story! Gyanu Uncle may be our 'Nero' but we have to thank him for introducing competition and breaking NTC ko monopoly! Well, his Jwai-Saheb, Mr. Singh got rich after selling his shares to Mr. Mahato, our NRN 'Hero'!
Mr. Singh can thank the Russian Mob for buying him out! Yes, that's true, Dr. Mahato can bark around with his 'I sold electronics and made billions story' but the truth is he is just a money manager for the Russian so-called businessmen!
NCell is doing great. They plan to invest like 100 million Amriki dollars rey for them infrastructure, tower-sower stuff! Way to go.. and hope NTC learns a thing or two from the 'Eastern Europeans' on how to provide better customer support and stuff!
UTL is another kahaaani! The Indians own them and they are very good when it comes to the Terai region. Sabai tower sower... terai ma nai cha... hilly region haroo lai tuh Baal matlab!
If we were to believe Mohan Baidya and his 'India #1' conspiracy then we should shut down UTL not because they have the cheapest rate (like 60 paisa for UTL-to-UTL) but I think they are just preparing for the Indian Invasion. How come?
When the Indians come, they will all be using UTL ni! And then maybe our Maobaadis can all go back to the hills and shoot catapults @ them Indian fighter planes hola!
Anyways, the reality today is that euta company mobile is not enough! A friend of mine has like all, NTC - NCell - UTL ko phone! Hahaha.. and I hear the Chinese from Khasa are bringing in 3-SIM Card haal-nuh milney phone rey!
Hehehe... if one doesn't work , you can try another and if that doesn't work then try UTL!
Mobile lay maybe ... we are now better connected hola... but our security services should ban them mobiles because
a) DFID ko guard garney APF kaa soldier haroo raat vari 'mobile ma Dohori' geet baw-jaa-yeruh bas-chan!
b)Airport ma basney security ko pani haalat tyestai cha!
c)Hamrai Nepal Police ka chor haroo lay goonda soonda lai aafai phone gareruh 'Ye talai samtanuh audaicha hai' bhanchan!
Okay, let's not be so anti-police-army-whatever! Hamro Kathmandu maa chahi... 'No phone while u drive' law kahiley auney ho!
Microbus driver pani phone ma bay-stuh, taxi driver ko tuh koora nai naw-garoom.. .ani hooda hooda tuh... tyee Motor-cyle wallah haroo tuh Bagmati ko Pool ko biccha ma nai motor-cycle rokhay-ruh kati nai 'Bill Gates' lay nai phone garya jasto!
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