Well, it's big business for them 'modeling sodeling' institutes hola ni!
Them contestants have to pay them application fee, training fee and yeta pani fee oota pani fee .... so that we can all see ... how 'Miss Something' is ... hola!
Abuh tuh, euta website na chaa-hiney bhayo ... yo sabai 'Miss Something' haroo ko listing sisting raakh-naw tuh!
Let us go through the list... mailey soonay ko haroo chahi:
Miss Mongol for Janjaatis... and since them 'upper-caste' folks are left out from this ... then we have 'Miss Aryan' for the BCs .. (Priestly and them 'Warrior' Castes!), what's next? Miss Dalit 2010!
Miss Newa, Miss Tamang, Miss Gurung,... the list goes on an on... sabai jaat ko aah-aafnai beauty seauty contest!
Then we have the 'students' group hola! Miss College, Miss 10+2 , Miss 'SLC' , Miss '8 to 10 Class', 'Miss Teen' , Miss 'Primary' .. Miss Little Newa .. 'Little Miss Sunshine' next hola abuh!
Then we have them, 'Miss Airhostess' ... and someday we will have one for them bankers, doctors, ani koonai din them journalists haroo ko pani garey hooncha ni... lotsa young, beautiful, talented ladies working for them dailies!
Let us not talk about 'Miss Nepal' .. the biggest grand slam prize of the year! Baroo.. ahiley nai next 'Miss Nepal' lai haami sabai ko aagrim subha-kamana!
Ani keta maanchey ko chahi... see-reef 'Mr. Handsome' rey! Kati saaro discrimination .... but not all of us are hensum ni!
So for folks like me... the only 'contest' I think I have like 100-1 odds to win .. is 'Mr. Guffadi'.. hahah!
Guff diney koora... ma tuh haamro Neta haroo lay nai jit-chan kyaaruh! I will probably come last .. tyes ma tuh!
Few years ago... there used to be 'Mrs. this' and 'Mrs. that' ... khoi... jhan '40' is the new '20' bhanchan... I guess them 'Beauty Schools' couldn't make money due to ... ali thow-rai participants hola ni!
I asked one of them 'Miss Little' organizers.. 'So how much do u make from all this natak?'
Her answer was 'we don't do this for money... we do it for them kids, uni haroo ko talent salent, motivation sotivation, blaah bloo blaah!'
And I then asked her... how much is that 'Jewelry swelry' u r wearing.... '5.9 lakhs!'
And the last tyam I saw her, she was wearing nothing... oops! I mean.. she wasn't into them 'soon-chaadi' stuff!
Now, she has new Hoon-dai ko gaadi, Iphone Sai-Phone etiyaadi!
Well, it doesn't matter how u make ur money as long as you don't steal, kill or bill your clients outrageously!
Then I asked her brother about this 'pageant' business! It's them same 'beauty schools' organizing them nataks! Ani euta beauty pageant ma kehi naw-bhaye-pani... 4-5 lakhs tuh net profit rey!
No it's not from them sponsors or ticket sales... it's from them fees sees to train them 'talented' kids, teen-seen, women haroo... lai cat-walk bat-walk sikaau-naw rey!
And now.. our so-called former models or 90s ko 'music video' queens are now into this 'Ko-ree-yo'-graphy business rey!
Yo mahina ma nai 3-4 wata 'cat-walking' school kholi sakyo!
Good luck to all of them.. .organizers, participants and sponsors and our congratulations to all the 'Misses' from them contests.. and hope one day .. we will also have 'Miss Giggles' , 'Miss Know-it-all' , 'Miss Greedy' , 'Miss Everyone' ... and not to discriminate .... have the same thing for Men as well!
Them contestants have to pay them application fee, training fee and yeta pani fee oota pani fee .... so that we can all see ... how 'Miss Something' is ... hola!
Abuh tuh, euta website na chaa-hiney bhayo ... yo sabai 'Miss Something' haroo ko listing sisting raakh-naw tuh!
Let us go through the list... mailey soonay ko haroo chahi:
Miss Mongol for Janjaatis... and since them 'upper-caste' folks are left out from this ... then we have 'Miss Aryan' for the BCs .. (Priestly and them 'Warrior' Castes!), what's next? Miss Dalit 2010!
Miss Newa, Miss Tamang, Miss Gurung,... the list goes on an on... sabai jaat ko aah-aafnai beauty seauty contest!
Then we have the 'students' group hola! Miss College, Miss 10+2 , Miss 'SLC' , Miss '8 to 10 Class', 'Miss Teen' , Miss 'Primary' .. Miss Little Newa .. 'Little Miss Sunshine' next hola abuh!
Then we have them, 'Miss Airhostess' ... and someday we will have one for them bankers, doctors, ani koonai din them journalists haroo ko pani garey hooncha ni... lotsa young, beautiful, talented ladies working for them dailies!
Let us not talk about 'Miss Nepal' .. the biggest grand slam prize of the year! Baroo.. ahiley nai next 'Miss Nepal' lai haami sabai ko aagrim subha-kamana!
Ani keta maanchey ko chahi... see-reef 'Mr. Handsome' rey! Kati saaro discrimination .... but not all of us are hensum ni!
So for folks like me... the only 'contest' I think I have like 100-1 odds to win .. is 'Mr. Guffadi'.. hahah!
Guff diney koora... ma tuh haamro Neta haroo lay nai jit-chan kyaaruh! I will probably come last .. tyes ma tuh!
Few years ago... there used to be 'Mrs. this' and 'Mrs. that' ... khoi... jhan '40' is the new '20' bhanchan... I guess them 'Beauty Schools' couldn't make money due to ... ali thow-rai participants hola ni!
I asked one of them 'Miss Little' organizers.. 'So how much do u make from all this natak?'
Her answer was 'we don't do this for money... we do it for them kids, uni haroo ko talent salent, motivation sotivation, blaah bloo blaah!'
And I then asked her... how much is that 'Jewelry swelry' u r wearing.... '5.9 lakhs!'
And the last tyam I saw her, she was wearing nothing... oops! I mean.. she wasn't into them 'soon-chaadi' stuff!
Now, she has new Hoon-dai ko gaadi, Iphone Sai-Phone etiyaadi!
Well, it doesn't matter how u make ur money as long as you don't steal, kill or bill your clients outrageously!
Then I asked her brother about this 'pageant' business! It's them same 'beauty schools' organizing them nataks! Ani euta beauty pageant ma kehi naw-bhaye-pani... 4-5 lakhs tuh net profit rey!
No it's not from them sponsors or ticket sales... it's from them fees sees to train them 'talented' kids, teen-seen, women haroo... lai cat-walk bat-walk sikaau-naw rey!
And now.. our so-called former models or 90s ko 'music video' queens are now into this 'Ko-ree-yo'-graphy business rey!
Yo mahina ma nai 3-4 wata 'cat-walking' school kholi sakyo!
Good luck to all of them.. .organizers, participants and sponsors and our congratulations to all the 'Misses' from them contests.. and hope one day .. we will also have 'Miss Giggles' , 'Miss Know-it-all' , 'Miss Greedy' , 'Miss Everyone' ... and not to discriminate .... have the same thing for Men as well!
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