Coming back to Kathmandu is .... always ... like a kid going back to hostel hola ni! .... this tyam I took the local 'normal people' bus instead of them 'tourist' buses or plane slane! It was great.. I really enjoyed the ride!
The driver saheb drove as if he was competing for the 2010 ko NASCAR or Formula One Racing ko trophy hola ni! We took off @ 8am sharp .... I asked the conductor saheb... 'Can you like wait for 1.5 mins so that I can get a smoke or something?'
And he said... 'Hahaha.. no !'
I couldn't believe it ..... I thought we all Nepalis liked them 'Nepali tyam' kyaaruh!
By 10:30 ... we were in Mungling! And my dream came true! After 16 years.. I was finally getting them so-called 'golden' opportunity to try the 'Mungling' ko daal bhaat!
But them hotel sotel ko khaana was @#$!ed up Yo! .... bhaat pani baasi rahecha! Tyo khaada paani bela bela maa.. kaatyaang kootoong.. baasi bhaat ko taste hooncha ni! Masoo pani kay taal ko ho?
Mungling has changed hola... ki chahi mero expectation badi bhaako ho! Anyways... the only problem hamro 'local' buses ma chahi 'bathroom' break nai ho kyaaruh!
Them buses stop in them ... middle of nowhere ... and the toilet is them open spaces .. jhyaang syaang ma or some vir sir ma! Not a problem for them gentlemen haroo... but for them 'gentle' women tuh problem nai ho ni... hoinuh ruh!
And them accidents pani babaal nai! 3-4 wata truck sruck, gaadi saadi baato ma ki chahi thokkay-ruh basi raako .. ki chai koon chai khaalto ma adgi-raako!....
Ani hamro driver saheb ko tuh kooraa naw-garoom.... the guy wanted to over-take sover-take everything... from cycles, bikes, tractors, trucks .... bato ma plane bhaako bhaye tuh tyes-lai pani overtake garthyo hola Sir-ji lay!
Finally... we reached KTM @ 2pm! ... Ghar ma gaako paani nai chaina... batti pani chainuh... kay basney ho Kathmandu ma tuh... I would like to move to Myagdi because thanks to Mahabir Pun.. they have them 'internet sinternet' ... ani mini-hydro sydro lay 24 ghanta bijooli ... shower linuh lai khola naala!
Visit Nepal 2011 ma chahi... gau tira nai visit garnoo parla! Local Kukhuraa .... khaanuh pa-yee-nay... paani ko problem chainuh... nuh batti ko...!
Now back to Kathmandu, traffic jaam saam... fohor sohor... nobody cares.... yestai ho... abuh Passport (tyo naya style ko!) pani Kathmandu ma maatra diney rey... hamro gau ghar ka baasi haroo lai maatruh doo-khaw!... tara tee 'highway' buses ruh Sundhara ko guest-houses haroo lay chahi paisa kamau-nay bhayo ni!
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