Nepal ... this week!

Paras Dai came back to Kathmandu.... I was stuck @ them traffic jaam thing Airport Jaaney bato ma! Then saw them 'mandaleys' aka Raaja-baddies! ... carrying them Nepali Flags.... next tyam if you have like 10+ friends with you, just do a chakka-jaam for ten minutes when u arrive @ them airport from some domestic or international flight..heheh!

That's how it is nowadays.... you just need two guys to block them road soad! One guy to wave some flag or 'party' flag or banner and the other guy needs to roll some tyre and burn it kyaaruh!

Sujata Auntie is also back after attending her 1,005th international meeting seeting! In the last twenty years, she has managed to make billions of Rupees rey! Wow... and no one's complaining! It really is good to be a Koirala! .. with due respect to all them other hardworking, honest Koiralas ni feri!

Now, we need to see if Rubel Choudhary is deported back to Bangladesh or London or wherever... now it's not only them illegal internet call sall natak... we hear that he is behind them APC supplied to them Nepal Police for the UN thing in Sudan!

The funny thing about them APC (Armored Personnel Carrier) chahi.... them ghoos-khori bought them stuff from them Eastern European countries rey ... and it comes with automatic-heating system rey!

And where did they send it? Sudan, the coldest place on Earth hola ni! Hahaha... and nobody checked them inside stuff ki kya ho! Well, Nepal Police, Home Ministry officials and other party leaders made millions of dollars (not Rupees!) and the UN was like 'This sheet ain't right...' and our Nepal Police in Sudan had to borrow them stuff from the Bangladeshis rey!

Hehehe.. A Bangladeshi makes millions of dollars from selling faulty, old APCs to Nepal and then we get to borrow the real APCs from Bangladesh! It is ironic .. isn't it? Now, somebody get me some Gin and Tonic .. please!

Tara Air crashes... our prayers to them 'Bhutanese' people and our Nepalese crew-members! Yes, the plane crashed because them station manager approved more stuff than what the plane could carry ni!

But now the story is about .... the travel agency selling them tickets using Nepali names rey! Somebody please check them station managers in them remote areas! These buffoons make millions of Rupees a year by loading more cargo because that's where the money is!

I am flying to Bhairahawa tomorrow.... visiting Lumbini then staying few days and then driving to Pokhara and coming back on Christmas Eve kyaaruh! Last time..... when Agni crashed, I flew to Bhairahawa the next day and now Tara .... I am not flying to Bhairahawa after this.. I will take the local bus!

It's always sad when we hear them air-crashes... if only our so-called government lay sabai thau ma baato banaai-diye ko bhaye! But of course .. that's not happening for the next 20 years hola!

Until then our domestic airlines will have to fly to them remote areas and them people there have no choice but to fly and if them flights get cancelled .. then wait for days and days .... and for rich people like Paras Dai and Rubel.. they can always charter a helicopter ni!