Ani mai-lay pwakka boli diye.. "Kay ho... Ajuh Plane ma pani police shoe-leece rahecha ni!" .. the Cop gave me the 'Encounter' stare.... means 'I will shoot your arse but I won't because I am on duty suty!'
As usual, I got to the last seat of the house... plane! I like them back seats not because I like to sit close to the air-hostess but u get free refill see-fill and more peanuts kyaaruh.. heheh!
Hamro Air-hostess nani tuh pura Japanese Doll jastai make-up laag-yeruh Namaste Samastey gardai thin!
After waiting for another 10 minutes for the one and only runway to be cleared... we began our journey sourney! Hamro pachaadi chahi Buddha , Agni and some Unidentified aircraft follow gardai thiyo... line ma baseka holaan ni!
As we took off... our airhostess was busy with her usual 'script' and then the newspaper distribution program began! I think the only tyam people read them newspapers chahi plane ma nai ho ki kya ho?
Then began the 'morning coffee' ... abuh Bihanuh ko flight ko coffee .... 12:30pm ma pani koffee! No badaam this tyam ... only coffee!
"Do you want a break today, I can serve coffee soffee ni?"
"Kaha hooncha ni, tapai lay mero kaam gardyo bhaney ma chahi kay ghar ma basney?"
I love Nepal.... you ask a question, the other person replies with another question! So in Nepal there is no Q&A session ... only Q&Q session hola ni!
I had some cookies with me and since I didn't want to share it with a 'tourist' or a 'rich' marwaari sahuji, I decided to share it with the Japanese Doll!
Then our Japanese Princess got a call from God.. mean them pilots silots! One wanted half-hot water and half-cold water and the other guy wanted some newspaper! Abuh hamro Air-hostess Nani was pouring thermos ko hot water in them water bottle and searching for some newspaper!
Then she delivered them stuff to our 'Pie-lots' .... I hope by the tyam we landed , one of them had read all the news sews and the other had gargled with them warm water hola ni!
We reached Bhairahawa... the weather was great! But the security chahi kay ho.... King Rama from Ramayana nai ayeko jastai!
Nepal Police, Armed Police Force, local militia and what not!
Then I asked the policeman with the biggest bhoo-di ... 'Dai Kay ho Aajuh kasko Sawaari?'
"Deputy Speaker of the House, Madame Yadav ko"
I understand them VIPs (Very Idiotic Person haroo) lai security chaa-hin-cha but ... to waste our taxpayers money to provide like a whole battalion of security personnel is ... God knows what!
With due respect to Madame Yadav... but the school in Bhoomai (about 50kms away from Bhairahawa) ko 50th anniversary ma attend garnaw pani yesto naatak! I am pretty sure them 'official program' was supposed to start @ 10am hola!
But since Madame Deputy Speaker ko flight got delayed.... the program probably started around 2pm hola!
Nepal ma yestai ho... baroo next tyam .. our schools, campuses, business houses should invite local community leaders to inaugurate their programs srograms ni! That would save our taxpayers money and also our Nepal Police and them security agencies can focus more on crime srime hola rather than being private security guards for our politicians!
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