Finally... after all that natak and like everything else in Nepal (Nepali tyam maa!) ... them MRPs are here!
MRP bhaney ko 'Mountain Bike Accessories' hoinuh ni... Machine-Readable Passport rey! Hehehe.. pahila tuh sansar vari ko Immigration lay 'magnifying glass' lay read gawr-thyo ni hoinuh!
Hahah.. hamro ... 'Old' Passport was one of a kind ... probably the only passport (left) in da world.. eestyle eestyle ko handwriting ma lekhey-ko!
Sujata couldn't make much on this deal hola ni but she can thank her son-in-law for making sure that her daughter gets to enjoy her life like Brunei ko Sultan ko daughter... thanks to them VOIP natak and them APC deals!
There are four kinds of MRPs rey!
1. Diplomatic : Our great 601 CA Members haroo lai hola ni... and President Yadav is da first 'thulo' manchey to get them MRP! Our Darling Auntie Sujata is in China now.. probably with her MRP!
2. Official : Yes.. everyone is a Sir and Madam in Nepal... this one's for our Sarkaari kaam-chor wallahs! Our (un)civil Sir-vyants haroo lai!
3. Travel : Ani Passport liyeruh travel naw-garey-kay garney ni? This one's like for .. I have no idea .... Passport nai bhaye pachi kay ko travel document cha-hee-yo ni?
4. Ordinary: And for the rest of us.. them ordinary folks... this is it! Ordinary Passports for 'ordinary' folks like u & me!
Now, let's talk about MRP of them MRP? Whaat? I mean.. the maximum retail price (mrp) is NRs 5,000! Processing tyam is six weeks (+ bandhs, sandhs etc!)
And thanks to our pro-people leaders and them sarkaari folks... everybody will get to visit Kathmandu not once but twice! First u got to apply and then come back after six weeks!
Yes... thanks to Sujata Auntie, all Nepali citizens outside the Valley will get them opportunity to stand in line and get a piece of KTM ko pollution and corruption!
Abuh Sundhaara ko Guest Houses can start promoting 'Visit Kathmandu' Packages .. domestic tourists haroo lai ni! And please throw in a 'free breakfast' as well... I miss them 'Motel Sotel' ko mini-cereal and 'bad' coffee stuff!
But wait... if u r willing to pay more... they have the 'Express Service' stuff as well. For only NRs 10,000.00 .. they promise to give you them MRP in a week! Wow.. that means.. them out-of-towners can now stay for a whole week in Kathmandu!
And why the hell do we need them 1 million foreign tourists.... to make this VNY 2011 a success?
We will probably get 5 million Nepalis in KTM... them hotel sotel, bus , taxi saxi , restoorants sabai pack hoonay bhayo ni abuh tuh!
After all... many years ago.. 'Nepal' was 'Kathmandu' and ... even now .. 'New Nepal' is still Kathmandu .. heheh!
And them 'First' Ordinary MRP was given to our CNN Hero-ni 2010, Anuradha Auntie! Nikkai thulo kaam garechuh hai Makune-y lay!
Tyo bhanda tuh baroo.... bring back our daughters and sisters from them Brothels in India.... I think our Anuradha Didi would be more khoosi if our so-called politicians really did something about this .. than just giving us jhoo-tow ass-wash-on!
Lau tuh... them 'Old' Passport haroo kay garney? Expire naw-bhaye-pani .. MRP nai liye ko Ramro.... abuh 'Ebay' ma bech-naw rakhney ki? .... Ki we can all sell it to Rubel Choudhary and he can then sell it to his people!
50,000 fake (old school) passports were issued rey.. and 99% tuh sabai Rubel lay nai bay-chyo rey..! heheh.. it's good to be ghar-jwai hoinuh ruh? ... esp when ur Saa-shoo is Shoo-jaa-utaaaa!
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