Did we invent 'Fire' ? ....

Did you know that we, Nepali people invented them fire sire stuff rey!

Really? Nope... but thanks to our 'New Nepal' syndrome, the best way to settle scores in Nepal is to burn them vehicles, sometimes private and sometimes government ko!

Maybe it's in our genes hola ni.... our forefathers used them 'fire sire' to make great sukutis and we are carrying on the legacy hola... so someone please.. when them fire keep burning, just grab a whole raaga, or khasi or piggy and do some BBQ while them crazy wackos burn them vehicles!

We are very good at destroying stuff.. look at the Maoists... and now we are left with thousands of schools, police posts, health clinics and what not.. all burnt up during them so-called Pee-on-People War and we still can't re-build because we don't know how!

No Oil Corporation (NOC) hiked them fuel prices and what happened? Our great students at some Campus in Chabil decided to protest and decided to burn a government vehicle.

The funny thing is them 'Fire' inventors usually show their ID cards to them Micro-Bus Driver Wallahs so that they can pay the discounted fare ... meaning ... none of these clowns had any vehicles and they really didn't have to worry about them fuel prices... because their discount rate won't really change!

As always Kathmanduites are silent. But the Maoist, UML and nearly every other so-called student organization are supporting this protest rey! Even our mandaley aka Pancheys were like 'Stop this Fuel Hike' in front of the NOC ko office!

NOC loses more than 40million every month rey... NEA loses 400million every month and NTC ..the list goes on and on ... and our politicians think they are doing us a big favor by not increasing our electricity, telephone, and water bills!

But the reality is ... our politicians are known for JPT promises and they have no idea how the world or the market works! We are willing to pay more if we have 24hrs service when it comes to them electricity and water and if our fuel taxes really help to maintain them 'hiking-trail' like roads ... hoinuh ruh?

Food prices have gone crazy since we decided to introduce a new Nepali National Anthem... heheeh! I would rather prefer 1974 ko 'Yo mann tuh mero Nepali Ho' ni!

The government really doesn't care or has no idea how to control them food prices hola or like all mafias in our country... them 'vegetables and grains' mafia must be donating their share of the loot to our great leaders!

Yes, it's a good thing to protest but we can learn a thing or two from them so-called 'evil' Indians... when them Desi government raises like 50 paisa on something... millions of people are on the street shouting 'Yo Mama sucks' at them Desi leaders... Nepal ma chahi... we have a bunch of 'future leaders' ... who want a BBQ party early in the morning by burning government vehicles!

Jai Hos! And tomorrow the government will buy another vehicle and we foot the bill again!

The 'Khaney Paani' people wanted to raise the water ko bill when our didi Hisila Yami was them 'water swater' mantri rey and you know what she said, "Let us not do this now because I don't want to lose the CA ko election!'

Yes, you heard it right... We pay like 50-70 Rupees for government ko water and what do you expect.... then we go around and pay Rs 1,000 for them water tanker to visit us with their khola ko paani! Let us not do the math.... or we will go crazy!