Paras Sarkar is free... and back to Pokhara! Rubel Sarkar is in Kathmandu but he has not been to the Radisson ko gym rey! And the DAO (District A-holes Office) has now declared various parts of the capital as the prohibited areas to prevent Rajaa-baadis from demonstrating or celebrating or whatever rey!
Paras Dai now denies everything, Rubel is suddenly suffering from 'Ghajini' illness .... well, bangla-boy, why don't u write them stuff on your body sody like Aamir Khan!
Few months ago, 3 Bangladeshis were arrested for them VOIP (internet call sall) criminal activity rey and according to our Kathmandu ko gossip kings, tyo sabai Rubel Sarkar ko po business rahecha rey!
Hahaah... bichara Rubel.... and the guff in Kathmandu is that he travels to London, tyo pani Nepal ko diplomatic passport rey! Hahaha... Nepal chahi Guff nai Guff ko desh .... I hope I can be the official 'Guffadi' like them poet laureate stuff in them Western nations haroo!
So this is it folks.. welcome to 'New' Nepal... either you join the Mao Inc., or get some 'Ex-Royal' backing or marry them Koirala family .. and for the rest of us, well.. we just have to get used to load shedding.. 8 hrs now, 12 hrs next month and 14 hrs from Feb and then 18 hrs till them monsoon hola ni!
The so-called law is for ordinary folks (u & me!) .... for them politicians and hakim-sahebs, there is ... I guess one day they will answer someone up there but until then.... let them have fun, loot , boot and shoot us!
Now, we may be left with only two options hola!
Option A: Everybody buy them 'pistol sistol' for their own protection because there is no one to protect us!
Option B: Everybody buy them 'Bullet Proof Vest, Helmet, Coat, Under-wear ... what not' ... hehehe , then even if you get shot, you get to live another day hola ni!
Lau tuh.... hope Paras had a wonderful tyam in them 'Bharatpur Police Training Center' .. and hope Rubel will go back to Radisson ko gym and do some more sit-ups ho ki push-ups and come out with a '18-pack' body sody and maybe challenge Paras Dai for a boxing match and we can all watch it ... HBO ma ....
I don't know... we now live in a jungle ... and Darwin Dai was right... it's them survival of the fittest.. or in our case.. the ghoos-khoris and chor survives... while 29.9 million folks will either have to go to them Middle East, or apply Canada ko PR or maybe that DV lottery thing or just wait for another 'Unity' scam to make a decent living hola ni!
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