Monday, December 27, 2010

No Airlines Corporation (NAC!)


Visit Nepal 2011... is like .. next week ... and looks like our so-called national carrier sarrier will probably be without any planes .. heheh!

When our great leader, the 'Hawaldaar' .. GP Koirala was them Prime-Monster.. Sujata Darling was still a German citizen but then she dumped her hubby and came back to Nepal to help the Nepali people.. not!

She came back so that she could have fun with our taxpayers' money ni! RNAC was doing great and then Sujata came and it's because of her... NAC ko plane slane hara-yo and one day, it will probably be a bus company soon! And maybe just paint 'AIR' in them buses and drive them Air-Buses around Kathmandu ni!

This new scandal ... according to them CIAA chahi... NAC ko Chairman Mr. Kansakar lay ghoos ghayo rey! What the @#$! is this natak?

NAC sent them money soney to Airbus Company .. Europe tiruh... nepali maa bhancha ni 'Baina' dee-nay... kinda security deposit kya for them plane slane!

But his only fault was that he really wanted NAC to have 2-3 new planes so that it could start flying around the world and make some money!

Currently, the NAC is the best airlines in the whole world when it comes to them cancellation stuff! It is rated A+++ heheh!... if you book a flight with NAC , you have 50% chances of not getting to your destination because somewhere somehow, the plane slane will be grounded for no reason!

And then they bring them sheep wheep and do some animal sacrifice stuff and the plane runs fine rey! Maybe them Airbus and Boeing ko engineers should take 'Animal Sacrifice' 101 as well ...when they learn them plane-fixing stuff!

And thanks to our NAC employees, now them 'domestic flights' have been grounded! What a nice way to protest?

And the reason is.. NAC ko 'Malaysia' flight route was khaali and they decided to give it to 'Air Arabia'... for some $$$!

So, now our ordinary citizens in them remote areas are suffering because NAC employees think that 'preventing' NAC ko domestic flights from taking off will make 'Air Arabia' suffer hola ni!

This is how it is .. in our 'New Nepal' ... stop them NOC ko bonus and the fuel delivery will be grounded. Try to reform NTC, NEA and then there will be no 'internet' connection or batti satti!

What am I talking about? We have no batti and 'hawa-taari' ADSL ko internet service ... ahiley pani!

I feel sorry for Chairman Kansakar of them NAC! In Nepal, all them PEs (Public Enterprises!) haroo are playground for our netas and their chamchas!

NAC , instead of flying high... nose-dived thanks to Sujata and her 'Lauda, Dhamija and what not' Scandal!

Now, the CIAA wants them $$$ back from AirBus rey, paako paye nai ho.. International Court ma fight gar-da jahiley pani Nepali Government lay laat bhet-cha!

Them PEs ko Chair-person haroo can't make their own decision... always them political interference and getting pressurized and threatened by our so-called great leaders to employ their cronies!

No wonder, NAC has one (barely functioning) plane and more than 1,800 Employees! And them jaagireys get free tickets every year and that too, for them relatives as well rey!

I hope them NOC ko employees get 'Free Fuel' , NEA ko 'Free Batti Satti' and NTC ko 'Free Super-Fast' internet connection hola ni!

Yestai ho hai... them CIAA pani funny sunny kya... they give them 'clean chits' to them politicians and thulo haakim sahibs while them 'low-level' employees get arrested and jailed for years!

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