Pokhara.....

In them last 1,000 days .. I have been to Pokhara .. like .. freaking 10 tyams hola! Man... that's like celebrating the 100th day of not doing something stupid .. by visiting Pokhara hola ni!

And I don't know if it's funny, sad or me so stupid.. but I have never been to Saran(g)Kot or Ghandruk or tried them 'Para-gliding' stuff !

The only tyam I stayed in them lake-side hotel sotel was when a friend of mine and his 11 'kuire-volunteer' friends decided to go to Pokhara and I just tagged along, hoping for some 'free lunch' or something!

Then I found out that... kuireys will be kuireys... 12 barsa daal-bhaat khaaye pani bholi palta hot-dog chyaapee haalcha .. heheh!

Lunch khaanuh basyo.. sabai menu senu ma .. katti nai 'Space Shuttle' ko manual nai padey jasto! Sabai price kantha garney ani bill teer-nay bela maa chahi 10%+13% chahi bhool-nay! Bajiya ruh Bajiyani haroo lay garda jahiley pani ulto muh ruh mero saathi lay po extra tirney rey kay!

Ani Paamey Saamey ghoomiyo, eesctooer meescooter chadiyo, paani ma roojhiyo, pool sool kheliyo... ani 2 din pachi muh tuh bhaagey hai.. first tyam Pokhara baatuh.. kuirey haroo ko naatak dhekey ruh!

Just because u come to Nepal for 3-6 months and teach some so-called NGO to update their website and make some fancy smancy brochure is not 'volunteering' kya! Baroo pahila ko jawana ko volunteers haroo .. tyo Piece Core wallahs ani Shanta Bhawan crowd chahi po thik thiyo!

Anyways... it's always good to have relatives in them 'places' kyaaruh.. u save them Rs on food sood, bus-naw sus-naw etiyaadi!

And I love my thulo-aamaa... she is retired now .. after working for them 'Krishi Bikash Bank' .... now part of Aama-Hajurama Samuha .. hehe! But I love to share them 'Kodo ko raksi' ... and her 'Gadhaa.. abuh tuh biha garney hola ni , hoinuh?' stuff!

Every tyam, I visit Pokhara.. she reminds me ... 'There is this girl from Hemja, or Dumre or Pokhara or NepalGunj!' ... and I always say .. 'Hooncha... I will marry all of them!' and then she goes 'Yes ko kura hare-naw... manchey tuh hero sero nai cha ni.. kay bhaako.. sabai thau ma euti raakhney plan ho ki kya ho bajiya?'

Then I visit my mama, sano amma, hajur-ma ko bahini ko choro ko chori, kaila bau ko saala ko naati ko mama.. heheh! Pokhara ko visit chahi .. more of hanging out with them family, my LDL goes crazy, BP tuh chod-deeem... masooo 1 ton , kodo ko raksi tuh gallon kaa gallon... !

Next tyam, I plan to go to Saran(g)kot, do some para-gliding stuff, fishing and visit them 'Ghandruk' and do them ABC trekking stuff!