The Maoists are in the news again! The Maoist Student Union ko 'Convention Sonvention' began in Kirtipur the other day and the 'great' Chairman , Mr. Prachunda ... the 'Bahula' was them Chief Guest rey!
The Maoists are spending 50 lakhs for the 'student rock fest' ... and the fund was collected thanks to them voluntary donations rey.. hahaha... in Mao language 'voluntary' means 'telling the innocent person to either cough off or get ready for some 'bhau-teek' kaar-wai!
Yes, all them child-soldiers in them villages joined the PLA voluntarily rey... well, the Maoists did threaten all them villagers with death if one person from one household didn't join the PLA and even burned them houses when people refused!
And then the great Chairman gives his speech at the 'Student Convention' and now the whole world knows that Prachanda is either smoking crack, or having fun with some LSD or some sheet like that!
He has threatened to turn all them schools into barracks if the Maoists don't get to do what they really want to do!
That is... capture the state, send all Kathmanduites to Rolpa (our Nepali gulag!) and beat them till they build a superhighway while all them Maoists Cadres will be living in them Kathmandu ko big houses but don't worry.... they will also suffer from them load shedding and water problems... but who knows.. maybe they will use all them NOC ko fuel suel to crank up them generators hola ni!
And for water swater... the Maoists are now hooked with them 'black label' stuff... so probably drink it neat ni... no water swater needed!
The Maoists have like 19,000 so-called combatants! Now, let's do some math. There are probably 20,000 schools in Nepal hola ni... sano, thulo , bhat-kay-ko etc! So I guess... each Maoist combatant can have one school for him/herself hola ni!
So Prachandey, if that's what makes you happy then do it ... right now! Tell our so-called government that we will disband them YCL, PLA whatever... if each combatant gets to own and run his own school.
Of course, the poor PLA soldier will probably get nothing. Even now, 50% of their salary goes to them Party Fund rey ... heheh... last ma gayeruh.... them janjaatis suffer once again thanks to the 'Priestly' Class ... the 'white men' of Nepal heheh!
Even if the soldier turns principal, all them land-sand will be either in the name of Prachanda's son or daughter hola ni!
I am sorry... I heard it wrong... Prachanda wants to turn them schools into barracks kyaruh! So, no more school ... children! Pack your bags and go to India! Feri Desi haroo nai paisa kamau-ney yes ma pani! Abuh sabai Nepali ... India ma school padey pachi ani kay tuh!
And what will happen when all them schools turn into Barracks? I have no idea... and Maoists are still insisting that they should add 'mandatory military training' in them 'new' constitution!
What for? Yes, them OR2K crowd join them Israeli military because they are surrounded by Ali Baba and 40 thieves ni... we are not!
We have ChiNdia!... and both have them million+ army and fighter planes and what not... oh! I forgot them nukes sukes as well! What do we have?
Yes, we have 30 million brave 'Nepali' People... but C'mon ... we are not going anywhere unless we all become shoe-side bombers and even though we are very brave srave... we also like to party and dance, and eat masoo bhat ni ... we will blow up each other, aroo ko ghar, gaadi but....
The best thing is to go the 'Costa Rica' way.... we don't need the NA, the PLA, the APF, Nepal Police or whatever... yes, we will be left with 200,000+ folks with no jobs! They should all join the UN ko 'rapid reaction' force and be the one and only UN Peacekeeping force ni!
But our government and our leaders are just great at kissing arse... Bhutan threw out them Nepali-origin ko bhutani haroo. We didn't care... now they are leaving for them civilized world while the Bhutanese Royal Family is busy visiting Lumbini and that too, with full VIP security provided by our government rey!
Great job guys! We want to kick our Ex-Royals to Mars while we give them medals and what not to them Royals from all around the world!
If tomorrow, monarchy makes a comeback one way or another.... then our great leaders will have to blame themselves and then settle down in India again! But it will not be because we like our 'Royals' but after all this natak, we will be happy to pay some 10 Karods a year to have a 'King' then waste 601 kaords on our 601 clowns!
The Maoists are spending 50 lakhs for the 'student rock fest' ... and the fund was collected thanks to them voluntary donations rey.. hahaha... in Mao language 'voluntary' means 'telling the innocent person to either cough off or get ready for some 'bhau-teek' kaar-wai!
Yes, all them child-soldiers in them villages joined the PLA voluntarily rey... well, the Maoists did threaten all them villagers with death if one person from one household didn't join the PLA and even burned them houses when people refused!
And then the great Chairman gives his speech at the 'Student Convention' and now the whole world knows that Prachanda is either smoking crack, or having fun with some LSD or some sheet like that!
He has threatened to turn all them schools into barracks if the Maoists don't get to do what they really want to do!
That is... capture the state, send all Kathmanduites to Rolpa (our Nepali gulag!) and beat them till they build a superhighway while all them Maoists Cadres will be living in them Kathmandu ko big houses but don't worry.... they will also suffer from them load shedding and water problems... but who knows.. maybe they will use all them NOC ko fuel suel to crank up them generators hola ni!
And for water swater... the Maoists are now hooked with them 'black label' stuff... so probably drink it neat ni... no water swater needed!
The Maoists have like 19,000 so-called combatants! Now, let's do some math. There are probably 20,000 schools in Nepal hola ni... sano, thulo , bhat-kay-ko etc! So I guess... each Maoist combatant can have one school for him/herself hola ni!
So Prachandey, if that's what makes you happy then do it ... right now! Tell our so-called government that we will disband them YCL, PLA whatever... if each combatant gets to own and run his own school.
Of course, the poor PLA soldier will probably get nothing. Even now, 50% of their salary goes to them Party Fund rey ... heheh... last ma gayeruh.... them janjaatis suffer once again thanks to the 'Priestly' Class ... the 'white men' of Nepal heheh!
Even if the soldier turns principal, all them land-sand will be either in the name of Prachanda's son or daughter hola ni!
I am sorry... I heard it wrong... Prachanda wants to turn them schools into barracks kyaruh! So, no more school ... children! Pack your bags and go to India! Feri Desi haroo nai paisa kamau-ney yes ma pani! Abuh sabai Nepali ... India ma school padey pachi ani kay tuh!
And what will happen when all them schools turn into Barracks? I have no idea... and Maoists are still insisting that they should add 'mandatory military training' in them 'new' constitution!
What for? Yes, them OR2K crowd join them Israeli military because they are surrounded by Ali Baba and 40 thieves ni... we are not!
We have ChiNdia!... and both have them million+ army and fighter planes and what not... oh! I forgot them nukes sukes as well! What do we have?
Yes, we have 30 million brave 'Nepali' People... but C'mon ... we are not going anywhere unless we all become shoe-side bombers and even though we are very brave srave... we also like to party and dance, and eat masoo bhat ni ... we will blow up each other, aroo ko ghar, gaadi but....
The best thing is to go the 'Costa Rica' way.... we don't need the NA, the PLA, the APF, Nepal Police or whatever... yes, we will be left with 200,000+ folks with no jobs! They should all join the UN ko 'rapid reaction' force and be the one and only UN Peacekeeping force ni!
But our government and our leaders are just great at kissing arse... Bhutan threw out them Nepali-origin ko bhutani haroo. We didn't care... now they are leaving for them civilized world while the Bhutanese Royal Family is busy visiting Lumbini and that too, with full VIP security provided by our government rey!
Great job guys! We want to kick our Ex-Royals to Mars while we give them medals and what not to them Royals from all around the world!
If tomorrow, monarchy makes a comeback one way or another.... then our great leaders will have to blame themselves and then settle down in India again! But it will not be because we like our 'Royals' but after all this natak, we will be happy to pay some 10 Karods a year to have a 'King' then waste 601 kaords on our 601 clowns!
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