Pashupatinath is a big thing for the Indians. Our YCL brothers have once again displayed their kung fu skills, beating up the Bhandaris (Nepali priests). According to Khukhurchor Guptachar Bivag (KGB), this 'holy place' natak is bigger than the (former) King, Prachanda or anybody else.
Our government needs to hire a big PR firm from the West. It would be a better investment than our WB, ADB, UN and other Bideshi experts. Pashupatinath is a holy place and a cash cow. It may not be a big thing for Kathmanduites but for millions of Hindus (from India), its the holiest of the holy Shiva temples.
And according to our KGB agents, Abhishek Bachchan is the biggest contributor so far. Yes, a whopping 84 lakhs NRs! And then? Look where he is today, he is raking in the moolah. If you believe in superstition or religion or whatever, then please donate and maybe your career will skyrocket as it did for Abhishek. If only Gyanu dai had donated few crores then maybe he would have been the Emperor of South Asia.
If Anil Ambani had visited , maybe he would have given a million dollars and his net worth would once again increase by another 500%. Feel sorry for Mr. Mulayam Singh Yadav, the Samajwadi Party chief from India. He couldn't visit Pashupatinath and donate his share. There goes his chances of becoming the next Indian PM!
If you really believe in chain letters or love letters from Nigeria then you should believe in this as well. I am going to Pashupatinath next week and will probably donate Rs 101. Let's see if that brings me any good luck. If you don't see my guffs then it's either I am dead or I have received my million dollar check from Nigeria!
Let's come back to the beating and hitting of the Bhandaris by our YCL comrades. Our politicians and their goons need to learn a thing or two about PR stuff. C'mon... why do you need to thrash your opponents in front of the media when you already know that most of us are already scared to death. Just give us a cold stare and we get your point. So who wins? Nobody. When there is a presence of our patrkar-folks then please, just show us your 'Colgate' white teeth and smile.
If you want to beat someone then please do it in the dark. After all, KTM is a dark town by 8 pm... thanks to load shedding. Instead of walking around like Shaolin monks, dress up like a Ninja and act like a Ninja. But nobody gets it. Our policemen are busy beating up demonstrators and our Youth groups are busy beating them up again. Well, I guess it's tough to be a demonstrator this days. You get your arse kicked by everybody.
I think we need to hire few Hollywood PR folks. They can swing both ways. About the YCL beating incident, they could come up with a twist, "It wasn't the YCL but the Bhandaris who resorted to violence and the YCL was busy protecting themselves." What? I don't think we need any Bideshi experts. Our comrades can spin faster than any spin-masters. Reminds me of them days, when we used to play Laddu!
Maybe, our PM wants to be the next Shiva. Well, Being Buddha and Junga Bahadur didn't work! Yes, destroy stuff you don't like and create new posts and jobs for your cadres. It's a sad thing but that's how politics work in Nepal. You start with a new vision, start a new revolution but when you get to the top seat you do the same thing the old Clowns did.
We can just change the names and dates but the way things work will always be the same. Nepal has never been about ramro manchey , only hamro manchey. We don't need good people... we just need "our" people!
"God gave you two ears and one mouth. So listen twice as much as you talk.”
Our government needs to hire a big PR firm from the West. It would be a better investment than our WB, ADB, UN and other Bideshi experts. Pashupatinath is a holy place and a cash cow. It may not be a big thing for Kathmanduites but for millions of Hindus (from India), its the holiest of the holy Shiva temples.
And according to our KGB agents, Abhishek Bachchan is the biggest contributor so far. Yes, a whopping 84 lakhs NRs! And then? Look where he is today, he is raking in the moolah. If you believe in superstition or religion or whatever, then please donate and maybe your career will skyrocket as it did for Abhishek. If only Gyanu dai had donated few crores then maybe he would have been the Emperor of South Asia.
If Anil Ambani had visited , maybe he would have given a million dollars and his net worth would once again increase by another 500%. Feel sorry for Mr. Mulayam Singh Yadav, the Samajwadi Party chief from India. He couldn't visit Pashupatinath and donate his share. There goes his chances of becoming the next Indian PM!
If you really believe in chain letters or love letters from Nigeria then you should believe in this as well. I am going to Pashupatinath next week and will probably donate Rs 101. Let's see if that brings me any good luck. If you don't see my guffs then it's either I am dead or I have received my million dollar check from Nigeria!
Let's come back to the beating and hitting of the Bhandaris by our YCL comrades. Our politicians and their goons need to learn a thing or two about PR stuff. C'mon... why do you need to thrash your opponents in front of the media when you already know that most of us are already scared to death. Just give us a cold stare and we get your point. So who wins? Nobody. When there is a presence of our patrkar-folks then please, just show us your 'Colgate' white teeth and smile.
If you want to beat someone then please do it in the dark. After all, KTM is a dark town by 8 pm... thanks to load shedding. Instead of walking around like Shaolin monks, dress up like a Ninja and act like a Ninja. But nobody gets it. Our policemen are busy beating up demonstrators and our Youth groups are busy beating them up again. Well, I guess it's tough to be a demonstrator this days. You get your arse kicked by everybody.
I think we need to hire few Hollywood PR folks. They can swing both ways. About the YCL beating incident, they could come up with a twist, "It wasn't the YCL but the Bhandaris who resorted to violence and the YCL was busy protecting themselves." What? I don't think we need any Bideshi experts. Our comrades can spin faster than any spin-masters. Reminds me of them days, when we used to play Laddu!
Maybe, our PM wants to be the next Shiva. Well, Being Buddha and Junga Bahadur didn't work! Yes, destroy stuff you don't like and create new posts and jobs for your cadres. It's a sad thing but that's how politics work in Nepal. You start with a new vision, start a new revolution but when you get to the top seat you do the same thing the old Clowns did.
We can just change the names and dates but the way things work will always be the same. Nepal has never been about ramro manchey , only hamro manchey. We don't need good people... we just need "our" people!
"God gave you two ears and one mouth. So listen twice as much as you talk.”
It is my firm belief that If the last King had hired a good PR team from Hollywood, he would have saved monarchy !! :)
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