Nearly fell off my bed... thanks to a loud bang in front of my house! I looked out the window and there were like hundreds of people in front of the bicycle repair shop. Maybe the guy is a big Obama fan and decided to begin his day by lighting a big bad ass firecracker.
His air tank (hawa bharney machine) had exploded. Nobody died. No big hole in the ceiling. I don't know ... maybe it was made in India! But how did these people show up in less than a second -- beats me!
A jewellery shop was robbed in Lagankhel. Nobody came for help. The next door neighbor, a shoe-shop owner didn't even call the police.
When the police asked the shoe guy, he frankly said, 'I hate that guy. He used to be a shoe shop owner like me and since he has a gold shop now, he acts big and all.'
Yes, we are Nepalese! Instead of being happy for the other dude... we just pray that misfortune fall upon our neighbors!
But if a microbus hits a bike then in less than 9 seconds, you will find 500 onlookers. I think we should send these kind of folks to the Olympics. Maybe, they will win the 100 meter dash! Finally, Nepal wins a gold medal!
A burglar visited my friend's house yesterday. He only managed to get into the kitchen. And all he took is a bottle of Horlicks. Now, what kind of a thief would do that? Grab the rice cooker, pressure cooker, raid the fridge... but no, just a bottle of Horlicks. I guess the burglar just wanted some calcium.
The bicycle repair shop will have to get a new tank. And I hope the thief has finished drinking his Horlicks. Maybe he can rob the shoe shop next.
And I think we should organize a big pillow fight event between our political parties. That would be fun. Take a look at this...His air tank (hawa bharney machine) had exploded. Nobody died. No big hole in the ceiling. I don't know ... maybe it was made in India! But how did these people show up in less than a second -- beats me!
A jewellery shop was robbed in Lagankhel. Nobody came for help. The next door neighbor, a shoe-shop owner didn't even call the police.
When the police asked the shoe guy, he frankly said, 'I hate that guy. He used to be a shoe shop owner like me and since he has a gold shop now, he acts big and all.'
Yes, we are Nepalese! Instead of being happy for the other dude... we just pray that misfortune fall upon our neighbors!
But if a microbus hits a bike then in less than 9 seconds, you will find 500 onlookers. I think we should send these kind of folks to the Olympics. Maybe, they will win the 100 meter dash! Finally, Nepal wins a gold medal!
A burglar visited my friend's house yesterday. He only managed to get into the kitchen. And all he took is a bottle of Horlicks. Now, what kind of a thief would do that? Grab the rice cooker, pressure cooker, raid the fridge... but no, just a bottle of Horlicks. I guess the burglar just wanted some calcium.
The bicycle repair shop will have to get a new tank. And I hope the thief has finished drinking his Horlicks. Maybe he can rob the shoe shop next.
haha! horlicks of all things? he must know something we don't!
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