Prachandu Uncle has cancelled his visit to Scandinavian countries. I guess he won't be hanging around with beautiful blondes soon. There's always next time. Even if he goes back to the jungle, he can always think about them good old days when he was traveling left and right.
Yes, them good old days... family vacation around the world!
70,000 folks are out of jobs thanks to strikes, power cuts and inefficient management. It took us more than 50 years to get 600 MW but the Maoist-led government has promised 10,000 MW in ten years. That's great!
And now they are planning to make us all (100%) literate in the next 2 years. Kerala has 96%, the US is like 99% but we are going to top them all.
Instead of visiting Norway and other Blondie-nations, the PM should visit Kerala and see how their education system works. Life expectacy at birth in Kerala is 73 years compared to 77 years in the US. Like in the Western world, female life expectancy in Kerala exceeds that of the male.
Not much difference when it comes to the economy. Kerala depends on the remittance stuff like we do. Our Maoists should visit Kerala and learn a thing or two. Stop dreaming about some kind of an economic revolution. We can't compete with the Chindia!
But our politicians are busy visiting the wrong places. I don't know what Prachu Da learned from his 'Olympic Visit' ... we are still using the same sports facilities the Pancheys built. Even our government buildings once belonged to the great 'bloodsuckers' ... the rowdy goth band 'The Some-Shares'. What's new? Nothing!
Bam Dev was in the hospital... something wrong with his heart. Please cut down on khasi ko masu, red label and 'marriage' (card) games! Yes, you can keep all the horny males away from the gambling dens, dance bars and binge drinking but what about you?
And the song of the day : Numa Numa Yei (with a nice 'communist' touch!) and if you would like the lyrics as well to sing along then please click here.
Yes, them good old days... family vacation around the world!
70,000 folks are out of jobs thanks to strikes, power cuts and inefficient management. It took us more than 50 years to get 600 MW but the Maoist-led government has promised 10,000 MW in ten years. That's great!
And now they are planning to make us all (100%) literate in the next 2 years. Kerala has 96%, the US is like 99% but we are going to top them all.
Instead of visiting Norway and other Blondie-nations, the PM should visit Kerala and see how their education system works. Life expectacy at birth in Kerala is 73 years compared to 77 years in the US. Like in the Western world, female life expectancy in Kerala exceeds that of the male.
Not much difference when it comes to the economy. Kerala depends on the remittance stuff like we do. Our Maoists should visit Kerala and learn a thing or two. Stop dreaming about some kind of an economic revolution. We can't compete with the Chindia!
But our politicians are busy visiting the wrong places. I don't know what Prachu Da learned from his 'Olympic Visit' ... we are still using the same sports facilities the Pancheys built. Even our government buildings once belonged to the great 'bloodsuckers' ... the rowdy goth band 'The Some-Shares'. What's new? Nothing!
Bam Dev was in the hospital... something wrong with his heart. Please cut down on khasi ko masu, red label and 'marriage' (card) games! Yes, you can keep all the horny males away from the gambling dens, dance bars and binge drinking but what about you?
And the song of the day : Numa Numa Yei (with a nice 'communist' touch!) and if you would like the lyrics as well to sing along then please click here.
Its good to get into Nepali politics just to get free health care :)
ReplyDeleteeven after getting elected, prachanda is doing nothing but making promises he can't keep. i doubt he has taken the time to understand how the country functions. terrorism is easy, he can go back to the jungle any time and be the coward he was. if after being given the opportunity he can't fix the country, he has no right to criticize anyone else.
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