Bam Dev, our wonderful Home Minister is going to Bangkok. Few days ago, his heart went hmmmm and then his right brain went on a picnic. Therefore, he will have to go for a (medical) vacation in Bangkok! Who's going to foot the bill? You... dummy!
Former King, Mr. Gyanu Uncle is planning to shift from Nagarjuna Palace. Where will he go? I don't know but he's loaded... he can go anywhere he wants!
Poor Akshay Kumar... Chandni Chowk 2 China bombed at the Bolly-Holly and now Kollywood box office. Our Nepali brothers are all pissed off that the movie "CC2C" mentions Buddha's birthplace = India! So what... if he was born in Nepal, India or Colombia?
Many Bollywood movies have 'Bahadur' scenes. All the Bollywood Indian mobsters hide in Nepal. Why aren't our so-called 'patriot' folks protesting against these nataks? A movie is just a movie. Let it go!
Buddha was born in his own kingdom. It was neither India nor Nepal. These A-holes should protest against the ethnic cleansing in Bhutan. Go to Darjeeling and fight for Gorkhaland. Go to Terai and fight against the goondas.
It's easy to tear up posters and burn tyres. A Bollywood movie becomes a huge topic in Nepal... even our government leaders talk about it. Now, we know where the country is heading. It's heading straight to... hell!
At least (I hope!) hell has a never-ending bonfire. We don't need to worry about electricity or electric heaters. We will always enjoy BBQ and our SLC students won't be needing any candles. And maybe for entertainment, we can throw our politicians in the bonfire and let the kids burn marshmallows.
And let's not get carried away with small stuff. Enjoy the Indian Version of 'Who let the Dogs out?'
Former King, Mr. Gyanu Uncle is planning to shift from Nagarjuna Palace. Where will he go? I don't know but he's loaded... he can go anywhere he wants!
Poor Akshay Kumar... Chandni Chowk 2 China bombed at the Bolly-Holly and now Kollywood box office. Our Nepali brothers are all pissed off that the movie "CC2C" mentions Buddha's birthplace = India! So what... if he was born in Nepal, India or Colombia?
Many Bollywood movies have 'Bahadur' scenes. All the Bollywood Indian mobsters hide in Nepal. Why aren't our so-called 'patriot' folks protesting against these nataks? A movie is just a movie. Let it go!
Buddha was born in his own kingdom. It was neither India nor Nepal. These A-holes should protest against the ethnic cleansing in Bhutan. Go to Darjeeling and fight for Gorkhaland. Go to Terai and fight against the goondas.
It's easy to tear up posters and burn tyres. A Bollywood movie becomes a huge topic in Nepal... even our government leaders talk about it. Now, we know where the country is heading. It's heading straight to... hell!
At least (I hope!) hell has a never-ending bonfire. We don't need to worry about electricity or electric heaters. We will always enjoy BBQ and our SLC students won't be needing any candles. And maybe for entertainment, we can throw our politicians in the bonfire and let the kids burn marshmallows.
And let's not get carried away with small stuff. Enjoy the Indian Version of 'Who let the Dogs out?'
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