CC2C!

Chandni Chowk 2 China is what desis would call a 'bakwaas' movie! Yes, I bought the DVD for Rs 40... the DVD store is selling it with the cover inside out so that our patriotic folks won't burn down the store.

Warner Bros. spent 10 million US$ for this crap. And thanks to our political activists and the government, our Nepali distributor should be happy that he might get a refund for CC2C! Akshay Kumar will bounce back ... and he might not have to go to China again.

Instead of China, Warner Bros. would have made some money if they had moved the story to New Jersey. Akshay would be a Patel with a Motel and the story could be about how he brings his whole village to New Jersey for a nice Dandiya festival. And maybe add some fight scenes with the Sopranos. That would have clicked!

According to our Khukhurachor Guptachar Bivag (KGB) agents, a group of businessmen are getting together and are offering our Home Minister, Bam Dev 3-4 Crore Rupees. For what? There are 2 grumpy old men vying for the IGP post and one of them is going to get the seat. Let the bidding war begin!

Yes, it's sad but true. If you want to get a nice 'get rich quick' posting then a Police Inspector has to pay Rs 3-4 lakhs to the a-holes working @ the Home Ministry. You have to pay a lakh just to get in the Police Force , so that you can spend the rest of your life cooking and cleaning for some officer and listen to his wife nagging... and his kids calling you names!

The only thing that is going up in Nepal right now are the land prices. Majority of the folks doing the buying are Maobadi karyakartas. Wonder where the money came from? Everybody wants to make the 'black' stuff ... white, why not use a Fair & Lovely cream instead?

Like many folks, I too had thought that things would get better ... I guess it will take some time but until then all's good if you are a member of the Communist Party (Maoist)... if not just stand in a corner and sulk!

I leave u with this Chinese Song... my sister listens to it and u should too!