A week later, still smoking like a chimney. There goes my New Year's resolution! After the attack of the 'gastric'... decided to quit masu then somebody offered me a club sandwich and chimu (chicken/mushroom) soup. Didn't want to hurt her feelings. There goes my another chance of being a vegetarian!Haven't had any raksi since Tihar. A good thing but losing friends and being a bore @ parties ain't good. I think I should go back to drinking like a sailor! And I think I should appoint myself the Admiral of the Nepalese Navy as well.
Still trying to control my temper. So far, it's working. Haven't had a fight with a micro bus driver, drunk policemen or the local Don. If only I had kept my mouth shut and not erupted like a Volcano then maybe my naari-friend wouldn't have dropped me off her Hi5 list!
Tried all the tricks in the book to get me back on her saathi list but looks like it's over. Well, heard she's pregnant... then why am I the one who's throwing up everyday?
I want to be a nice bloke but I guess I can't hide myself. I speak before I think. I shouldn't have tried that chocolate cake today. Now, I feel like throwing up. There's a new Chinese machine in town.
You run a small pen like thing on your left hand and it gives you a small electric shock. Went through the manual... now I know that I have back problems. Also heart problems, half of my brain is missing and I think my prostate is the size of a watermelon.
Tried the MD-wallahs. He couldn't figure it out. Am trying Chinese-electro-shock-O machine. Next week, I plan to visit a witch doctor. Maybe, cut a chicken, spread some blood around my chest and get my arse kicked by the Jhakri. Well, lot of folks are going to the Matas.
Yes, need to find a holy woman. The last time I went to see one, nearly asked the lady out for Coffee. I think it was that Fair & Lovely Cream. She looked like an Angel. She was in her 40s. Yes, 40 is the new 20!
11 months to go... then I have to get married. Not much time left. 330 days to go... need to go on a blind date soon and probably get infected by Loveria. I hope she's a vegetarian. I am not. If I don't find true love by November... then should I buy one?
Give up raksi and smoking but do not give up on masu and plz find yourself a Sasu soon too ....Best wishes always ...
ReplyDeleteControl your temper and do not insult your new hu-nay walla sasu by making vile comments about her daughter just because Sasu didn't provide you with masu when you visited her house !! hehe ;)
Do some exercises bro, it will heal not only your body but your mind too ;)