Our ministers are really .... bunch of clowns! We have a 'Science and Technology' minister who was home-schooled in astrology and yoga rey! We have a 'Foreign' minister who is actually a foreigner herself... (Well, she married a German and has a German Citizenship but who cares?).. we have a 'Forest' Minister, a former Panchey who has made millions, selling them timber-simber rey!
And today, let's talk about our 'Sports' Minister. His Excellency, Mr. Ganesh Tiwari Nepali (GTN)...
During them SAF Games in Bangladesh, GTN couldn't get inside his hotel room for a day ... because he just didn't know how to use them 'card' to open his hotel door rey.. hahahaha!
Then.. the minister went to China for the Asian Games.. poor guy.. He can't speak a word of English, he speaks in broken Nepali... with due respect to all them Madeshis.. but this is what happens when crooks become politicians and all they know is how to divide them ministries and budget and what not!
And then we have Mr. Rukma SJB Rana... the Congressi Chor... and Nepali Ambassador to India. When the Congressis came to power in the 90s, Rukma was given the Sports thing @ Nepal Sports Council kyaruh...then he went on to become the President of 'Nepal Olympic Committee' (NOC).... He and his chamchas made millions of dollars (not rupees) from all them grant srant, aid said from them sports bodies from all around the world.
Then few years ago, he lost his crown to Mr. Dhruba B. Pradhan, the former IGP of Nepal Police! Mr. Pradhan was really good at them football sootball, table tennis wennis rey. Well, that's nice.. at least we have somebody who knows something about sports heading the Olympic Committee fair and square... but then Rukma filed his case @ them Supreme Court.
And our Supreme Court is another big joke. Bunch of alcoholics and 'marriage' players pretending to be the 'Justices' kyaruh! The SC decided to rule in favor of Rukma and his chamchas but then the International Olympic Committee (IOC) said ... 'WTF, we accept Pradhan and his NOC and not Rukma and his chors' because we were there to monitor them elections and we think it was democratic enough or something like that."
Abuh hamro Supreme Court nai joker bhayo , hoinuh tuh.. hahah Poor Justices... recently they ordered the police to arrest some "Maoist" for murder and put him in prison for life and confiscate his properties and what not.
But the funny thing is that the guy 'is' a CA member and the Maoists said '#$@! you' and then the case was buried somewhere behind the Supreme Court ko backyard..hahaha ... Nepal.. This is the 'New Nepal'..
Rukma has now resorted to hiring local thugs to taala-maaring the NOC office here in Kathmandu. This is how things get done in Nepal. Hire some local thugs, pay them some 'drinking' money and they will participate in a circus act!
Good luck Mr. Tiwari Nepali... Hope you will enjoy your stint as the 'Sports Minister'... could you please practice some ping pong skills as well! Rukma, go back to India and eat some Roti Soti yaar... why the @#$! were you in China, trying to create a scene? Hamro desh ko kinuh tyesto bay-jut garchau ho .. Rana Saheb!
And hope we will win some medals in 3000 A.D. .... we still have 990 years to figure out the 'magic' formula ni .. I think we can do it!
And finally... our tender-sender wallahs will be happy since the 'budget' is finally approved after four months of nautanki.. no new programs rey... so that means we are back to 2009 hola ni... So come this New Year, we party like it's 2010... aroo sbai desh chahi 2011 bhanchan.. hami chahi ek barsa pahila ko bhanda pani khattam situation ma chau ahiley tuh! Jai Hos!
During them SAF Games in Bangladesh, GTN couldn't get inside his hotel room for a day ... because he just didn't know how to use them 'card' to open his hotel door rey.. hahahaha!
Then.. the minister went to China for the Asian Games.. poor guy.. He can't speak a word of English, he speaks in broken Nepali... with due respect to all them Madeshis.. but this is what happens when crooks become politicians and all they know is how to divide them ministries and budget and what not!
And then we have Mr. Rukma SJB Rana... the Congressi Chor... and Nepali Ambassador to India. When the Congressis came to power in the 90s, Rukma was given the Sports thing @ Nepal Sports Council kyaruh...then he went on to become the President of 'Nepal Olympic Committee' (NOC).... He and his chamchas made millions of dollars (not rupees) from all them grant srant, aid said from them sports bodies from all around the world.
Then few years ago, he lost his crown to Mr. Dhruba B. Pradhan, the former IGP of Nepal Police! Mr. Pradhan was really good at them football sootball, table tennis wennis rey. Well, that's nice.. at least we have somebody who knows something about sports heading the Olympic Committee fair and square... but then Rukma filed his case @ them Supreme Court.
And our Supreme Court is another big joke. Bunch of alcoholics and 'marriage' players pretending to be the 'Justices' kyaruh! The SC decided to rule in favor of Rukma and his chamchas but then the International Olympic Committee (IOC) said ... 'WTF, we accept Pradhan and his NOC and not Rukma and his chors' because we were there to monitor them elections and we think it was democratic enough or something like that."
Abuh hamro Supreme Court nai joker bhayo , hoinuh tuh.. hahah Poor Justices... recently they ordered the police to arrest some "Maoist" for murder and put him in prison for life and confiscate his properties and what not.
But the funny thing is that the guy 'is' a CA member and the Maoists said '#$@! you' and then the case was buried somewhere behind the Supreme Court ko backyard..hahaha ... Nepal.. This is the 'New Nepal'..
Rukma has now resorted to hiring local thugs to taala-maaring the NOC office here in Kathmandu. This is how things get done in Nepal. Hire some local thugs, pay them some 'drinking' money and they will participate in a circus act!
Good luck Mr. Tiwari Nepali... Hope you will enjoy your stint as the 'Sports Minister'... could you please practice some ping pong skills as well! Rukma, go back to India and eat some Roti Soti yaar... why the @#$! were you in China, trying to create a scene? Hamro desh ko kinuh tyesto bay-jut garchau ho .. Rana Saheb!
And hope we will win some medals in 3000 A.D. .... we still have 990 years to figure out the 'magic' formula ni .. I think we can do it!
And finally... our tender-sender wallahs will be happy since the 'budget' is finally approved after four months of nautanki.. no new programs rey... so that means we are back to 2009 hola ni... So come this New Year, we party like it's 2010... aroo sbai desh chahi 2011 bhanchan.. hami chahi ek barsa pahila ko bhanda pani khattam situation ma chau ahiley tuh! Jai Hos!
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