The Maoists are planning to have a big Jamboree in Gorkha come Nov 21st.... and their expenses will be around NRs 30 million rey! Wow.... Mao Inc. is probably the most profitable political-revolutionary-criminal party in this whole wide world!
Thousands of Mao Cummies have gathered in Gorkha and are building huts rey. Hehehe... They have the money to build a mega-city but I guess the Maoists don't want to spend much dough in them places where they started them 'Pee-on-the-Pee-Pools' War!
They are building them huts, toilets, recreation centers, communication centers ..and what not! I think the Maoists should have used all them looted-booted money from banks and nearly every other businessperson in Nepal... to build roads and what not in them far places like Rukum and Rolpa!
But like nearly all our political players and their chamchas, they only dream of power because then they can loot the nation's coffers and have all the fun!
So what's the story in Gorkha? Well, Mohan Baidya aka 'Rambo' wants to fight India and he thinks he can do it all alone. C'mon man... you are not Sunny Deol and this ain't no Bollywood film and your lover is not in Pakistan... okay! Please stop drinking them local moonshines!
Then we have Dr. BRB (Be Right Back)... not! Daaktaar Babu Ram wants to take it easy, finish this so-called constitution-writing stuff and then capture the state or whatever the state we will be in .. after all this nautanki!
And then we have the Godfather... Prachu Corleone.. aka Prachanda aka Dhaaley! The Commander-in-Chief of the PLA, the great Chairman, the great Joongay Shree 101 Maharaaja of 'New Nepal'... Prachandu just wants to do some crazy shit and send BRB to some gulag in Rolpa and maybe buy Mohan Baidya a truckload of Bihari local wine and shut him up or something!
Prachanda has them tight control over the PLA, the Mao Inc. Party Funds and nearly everything else. So, Mohan Baidya should just cross the border and start fighting the Indian Army right away.
Dr. BabuRam has a PhD in urban planning or something, tyo pani ... the 'Marxist' way rey! I have no idea what and how the Marxists plan this 'urban' thing ... and his 'Tax them Sons of Bitches' naatak may have done a wonderful PR natak for the Maoists but the reality is he doesn't have any answers for all our problems either!
But when it comes to the Popularity contests, BRB wins and nearly all of us do want to see him as the Next PM of this 'New Nepal' ... why because then Hisila Yummy will be our First Lady and their daughter is still single kyaruih! So, we can all drool and wrool hola ni! But the First Daughter will need to do some make-over hola... but I like her the way she is!
And when I see Hisila Yami... I just smile, grin and kheeti-teeti because I think Yami auntie is a person who would be like.. bitch-slapping BRB and doing some S&M stuff while BRB is tied up and sheet! Hahaha.. sorry but I don't see that happening with Prachu Uncle and Sita Auntieee!
BTW, I forgot... we do have a President ... and our intelligence sources say that he is the first and the last President of this 'Republic of Nepal' rey... because the Maoists are planning to scrap this 'Presidency' thing and bring back Gyanu Uncle as the 'Cultural King' .. wa rey wa ... kya scene hai bhai!
Ho ni tuh.. Gyanu Uncle is in India and it's always the 'Desis' who get the blame for all our problems but they have always helped our political actors to play against each other!
The Drunk and Playboy Tribhuwan was sent back to Nepal to have some fun. Then they sent BP, then they rescued BP, then they kicked BP and then they did some ziggy-wiggy with MB and his son BB and then they sent GP ani feri they sent PD and once again they are sending back Gyanu Uncle. History repeats itself bhanchan kyaruh.. tyehi tuh hola ni!
Anyways, wishing all our Mao Cumraids all the fun in Gorkha. Since Khetan recently sold their stake for 40 million US$ dollars, maybe they can give the old stock 'Gorkha Beer' to all our Maoist Scout-Masters when they come for the big bang Jamboree in Gorkha!
I hope this 'Gorkha Camping' thing will bring back old memories and remind Prachandu and the gang ... why they hid in India while the sons and daughters of them villagers died for the so-called revolution!
Jai Gorkhali.. ooops... Jai Pra-Chandali !
Thousands of Mao Cummies have gathered in Gorkha and are building huts rey. Hehehe... They have the money to build a mega-city but I guess the Maoists don't want to spend much dough in them places where they started them 'Pee-on-the-Pee-Pools' War!
They are building them huts, toilets, recreation centers, communication centers ..and what not! I think the Maoists should have used all them looted-booted money from banks and nearly every other businessperson in Nepal... to build roads and what not in them far places like Rukum and Rolpa!
But like nearly all our political players and their chamchas, they only dream of power because then they can loot the nation's coffers and have all the fun!
So what's the story in Gorkha? Well, Mohan Baidya aka 'Rambo' wants to fight India and he thinks he can do it all alone. C'mon man... you are not Sunny Deol and this ain't no Bollywood film and your lover is not in Pakistan... okay! Please stop drinking them local moonshines!
Then we have Dr. BRB (Be Right Back)... not! Daaktaar Babu Ram wants to take it easy, finish this so-called constitution-writing stuff and then capture the state or whatever the state we will be in .. after all this nautanki!
And then we have the Godfather... Prachu Corleone.. aka Prachanda aka Dhaaley! The Commander-in-Chief of the PLA, the great Chairman, the great Joongay Shree 101 Maharaaja of 'New Nepal'... Prachandu just wants to do some crazy shit and send BRB to some gulag in Rolpa and maybe buy Mohan Baidya a truckload of Bihari local wine and shut him up or something!
Prachanda has them tight control over the PLA, the Mao Inc. Party Funds and nearly everything else. So, Mohan Baidya should just cross the border and start fighting the Indian Army right away.
Dr. BabuRam has a PhD in urban planning or something, tyo pani ... the 'Marxist' way rey! I have no idea what and how the Marxists plan this 'urban' thing ... and his 'Tax them Sons of Bitches' naatak may have done a wonderful PR natak for the Maoists but the reality is he doesn't have any answers for all our problems either!
But when it comes to the Popularity contests, BRB wins and nearly all of us do want to see him as the Next PM of this 'New Nepal' ... why because then Hisila Yummy will be our First Lady and their daughter is still single kyaruih! So, we can all drool and wrool hola ni! But the First Daughter will need to do some make-over hola... but I like her the way she is!
And when I see Hisila Yami... I just smile, grin and kheeti-teeti because I think Yami auntie is a person who would be like.. bitch-slapping BRB and doing some S&M stuff while BRB is tied up and sheet! Hahaha.. sorry but I don't see that happening with Prachu Uncle and Sita Auntieee!
BTW, I forgot... we do have a President ... and our intelligence sources say that he is the first and the last President of this 'Republic of Nepal' rey... because the Maoists are planning to scrap this 'Presidency' thing and bring back Gyanu Uncle as the 'Cultural King' .. wa rey wa ... kya scene hai bhai!
Ho ni tuh.. Gyanu Uncle is in India and it's always the 'Desis' who get the blame for all our problems but they have always helped our political actors to play against each other!
The Drunk and Playboy Tribhuwan was sent back to Nepal to have some fun. Then they sent BP, then they rescued BP, then they kicked BP and then they did some ziggy-wiggy with MB and his son BB and then they sent GP ani feri they sent PD and once again they are sending back Gyanu Uncle. History repeats itself bhanchan kyaruh.. tyehi tuh hola ni!
Anyways, wishing all our Mao Cumraids all the fun in Gorkha. Since Khetan recently sold their stake for 40 million US$ dollars, maybe they can give the old stock 'Gorkha Beer' to all our Maoist Scout-Masters when they come for the big bang Jamboree in Gorkha!
I hope this 'Gorkha Camping' thing will bring back old memories and remind Prachandu and the gang ... why they hid in India while the sons and daughters of them villagers died for the so-called revolution!
Jai Gorkhali.. ooops... Jai Pra-Chandali !
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