It's good to hear that someone is not harassed by our beloved Nepal Police for walking around after dark. If he had been a Nepali citizen, he would have been stopped, harassed and sometimes, given a one-two latthi charge and three-four kicks and then taken to the local police post for a good night rest with them bed bugs!
That's how our Nepal Police works. Anybody walking around after 10pm is a criminal element rey and most of the checking goes around from 8 to 10pm when people are returning home from work, fun or parties!
As if all them burglars, kidnappers and gangsters roam around the Valley when there is a checking going on!
Anyways, welcome His Air-ness Al-Waleed bin Talal to the Himalayan Kingdom of Nepal. Ooops ... sorry we are a republic now! Our stupid care-taker government has decided to confer the highest medal to be given to any foreign national and with honorary doctorate in law.
Wow! And the medal is called 'Rastradip' rey... hehehe.. how come nobody has heard about such medals so far! And what's up with them Law Degree? What the hell did Talal do to deserve such honor?
"Nepal wants to impress the visiting Prince by conferring a highest medal because he is an investor besides being a royal from the country where five hundred thousand Nepalis work," said a government official.
We hear that Talal is interested to invest in them tourism and hydropower stuff rey! How about asking Talal to go back to Saudi Arabia and asking them companies to pay our Nepali laborers decent wages and better living conditions instead! How about asking him to open up a Saudi Embassy here in Kathmandu?
Our @#$!ing leaders are just bunch of local guffadis who got lucky by fooling us but they can't fool the bideshis can they? And I thought since we are now a Republic, we really don't give a rat's arse about them Royals from anywhere... but I guess I was wrong!
I do hope The 'Prince' invests in them so-called interested projects and I hope he sets aside 10-20% of his investment for payment to our Maobadi Comrades for not-obstructing any work related to them projects!
But I don't think he has to worry about that... after all the whole world knows that majority of them Muscle-maan (pronounced 'moosal') fundamentalists haroo are funded by the Saudis and they are good at exporting 'Wahhabism' and them so-called Holy Warriors all around the world!
Bholi feri Mao Inc. lay nihoo khojyo bhaney feri Saudi haroo lay pani Nepal ma pathau-laa ni them shoe-side bombers haroo..hehehe!
Lau Tuh... Congrats to Dr. Al-Waleed bin Talal and man... the man got a hot wife... ummm... Princess hoinuh ruh? Abuh uha koon chahi ho, biwi no.1, 2 or 3.. .tyo chahi Prince lai nai sodhnoo parla..hahah!
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