Saturday morning.. aajuh tuh bihanuh saat bajey dekhi nai ghar agaadi ko kaaath-factory batuh kkkrrrring - krrrrring .... thyak thyak thyak ko loud music!
Thank God It's Nepal (TGIN) ... yeha residential, commercial and aroo zoning soning law haroo chainuh kyaruh... kunai din mero ghar agaadi 'Dhoonga Roda Gitti Pale-nay factory' sooroo bhaye pani Prachanda ko Bajey lay pani rokh-nuh sakdai-nuh kyaruh!
Anyways.... Bihanuh 7 bajey nai local chiya pasal ma gayeruh doodh-chiya piu-nuh basiyo... ani Nepal ko hottest selling newspaper ko wari pari 3-4 janaa tole ka lafaangaa (mera saathi haroo nai hoon...heheh!) pura 'Iran ko nuclear secrets' nai fela parya jastai basi raako theee-yeah!
"Saptahik" ... according to the publishing company, them Kantipur-wallah is a family newspaper rey. Tyesko bau ko family hola... Rs 12 ani vitra chahi euta nuh euta yu-vati ko ardha-nanguh photo haroo hoonchan!
Yes, mailey pani padchoo bela bela ma. Mero aankhaa ma moti-bindu laageko chaina ni! But to call yourself a 'sabai ko laagi sampurna patrika' is a big joke.. hoinuh ruh?
I have nothing against... girls who want to flaunt it... if you got it then do whatever you want with it kyaruh but .. hya chod-diu yee sab koora haru.
Anyways, front page ko title chahi 'Mouth Open Namrata' ... translated from 'Mookh Kholin Namrata ley'... or maybe it's 'Namrata finally opens up or speaks up or whatever is up?"
So, today let's talk about Namrata!
I had no idea who Namrata was until her 'private moments' became public! Sano Sansaar mailey hay ray ko chaina ... nuh tuh 'Euta Mero Saathi Cha' ... then one day I was at a local chiya pasal and everyone is watching something on them mobiles ... mailey pani hay-ray!
The first thing I thought was: Somebody gives this girl a shaving kit. And the next thing I thought was : "If only this was Amrika... it wouldn't be a big thing and somebody would have made a million bazookas... Somebody Call 'Vivid' .. heheh!
And then Kathmandu was like .... 'She's a whore' .. 'She's a bitch' .. 'How much?' .... "I know her"... ya ya .. everybody knows Namrata.
I know the Pope, Obama and Laloo Prasad Yadav too. Abuh if they don't know me then it's their problem ni!
Anyways.... then I asked my so-called tole ko 'global affairs expert haroo'... who's the asshole?
Some DJ Tantrik shit .... tyesko bau lay aroo kunai naam diyenuh ki kya ho.... pachi thaha bhayo.. usko tyo 'artist naam' po rahecha... DJ nuh CJ... pakka naam tuh Kichman Chitrakar rey!
Hoo-naw the Jaat nai 'Artist' parey cha (with due respect to all hardworking and fun 'Chitrakars') .... Nepal ko caste pani kohi chahi 'aristocratic' rey kohi 'artistic' rey..ani first name pani Kich-Man... kasho Kheech-Man parey nuh... natra kati photo khich-thyo hola bajiya bhaatey lay!
Then tole ma countdown sooroo bhayo... Is She going to hang herself? Jump from Dharara? Drink poison?
But I have to admit.... She's a strong person! It's always the girl who gets the blame... whatever happened to Kichman, the evil love-child of Batman and some Vampire-ni? How come that guy is not getting kicked in the face or his balls castrated by the so-called feminists or 'women's rights' group in Kathmandu!
Yeti bela po ho 'naari' group haroo lay Kichman lai naangaai Kathmandu ghoom-ayeruh kaalo-moo-show dal-nay hoinuh ruh?
Where is Namrata today? According to them news reports, She is doing movies left and right and is getting paid Rs 500,000.00 per movie rey! Go Girl! You deserve it... you are talented, beautiful and well who cares if you like ice-cream very much.
It was her personal thing. She is 18+ and she has the right to follow the 'biology 101' class notes as much as all of us! But next tyam, please don't get sloshed and agree to be taped by some Khich-maaan!
The girl's got talent.... hope she keeps on doing movies (although I won't watch it... Mission Paisa ko refund naw-paay-ye samma muh kunai pani music director ko feature film hare nay wallah chaina) ....
And what about Kichman Chitrakar.... hope your thing rots and may you get piles and choke on your own ice-cream.. lau jaaa... gadha ... dherai gaali pani na-gaw-rau kyaruh.. kichhy man lai... tyo moro tuh shaadi-sooda pani rahecha... yes ma chahi hamro Nani lay pani ali khyal garey hoonthyo ni....
And Ramen-Noodles.... I hear you guys are no longer friends ... rey .... anyways... Good luck and best wishes to Namrata but next time... please practice safe sex and wear a burkha while you go down under .....because you never know... feri you might be on Candid Camera!
i like u n what ever u said abt women ...thanks n glad to knw that there r good people like u too in this world
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