After 900+ days of being the 'undefeated so-called champion', I have finally lost my battle with them 'Micro-Bus Driver-Wallahs' .... and I finally got KO'ed!
We all have had our share of fights with them Micro-Bus Wallahs! Some verbal hola, some fist-fights, some this and that!
The Micro-bus ko seats are designed by either a super-model with size zero or some guy influenced by Khagendra Thapa ko wt/ht hola!
Them conductors tells 4 of us to seat in them 3 janaa ko seat! And the squeezing and tweezing goes on! And the way the driver plays with them brake pedal is probably more enlightening than hearing some guy playing some 'Mozart' sheet hola!
The way our Khalaasi bhais brush against our naaris ... and their defense is 'Yesto pack cha ani kay garney tuh' is enough for us Kathmanduites to shut up hola!
But I thought I was doing some social service when I complained... 'Why the @#$ are you dragging this old lady out of the vehicle when she refuses to pay you a Rupee more?" , "Saaley tero haat tyesaari kina tyo bahini ko dhaad ma raakhey-ko?" 'Bhai, agaadi bacccha cha , brake srake ali bistaarai lau nuh?"
And today, Insallah... the My-Crows finally won ... I, the 'Bahula' from Lalitpur was dragged 25 feet by the Micro-Bus and I was clinging to the micro-ko door... and then the door just fell off and so did this 'Bahula' ... ani when them Micro-wallahs came to pick up the door, not me... I was given some energy by the Son of God or have to thank my strong ancestors ... and I just grabbed both of them before the police showed up!
For a second, I thought I was a stunt man in some Bollywood movie. I could see the tyre nearly castrating my stuff and if I had not shown my Jackie-Chan skills today, I would then have probably been the lead actor for Guzaarish II hola!
We all have had our share of fights with them Micro-Bus Wallahs! Some verbal hola, some fist-fights, some this and that!
The Micro-bus ko seats are designed by either a super-model with size zero or some guy influenced by Khagendra Thapa ko wt/ht hola!
Them conductors tells 4 of us to seat in them 3 janaa ko seat! And the squeezing and tweezing goes on! And the way the driver plays with them brake pedal is probably more enlightening than hearing some guy playing some 'Mozart' sheet hola!
The way our Khalaasi bhais brush against our naaris ... and their defense is 'Yesto pack cha ani kay garney tuh' is enough for us Kathmanduites to shut up hola!
But I thought I was doing some social service when I complained... 'Why the @#$ are you dragging this old lady out of the vehicle when she refuses to pay you a Rupee more?" , "Saaley tero haat tyesaari kina tyo bahini ko dhaad ma raakhey-ko?" 'Bhai, agaadi bacccha cha , brake srake ali bistaarai lau nuh?"
And today, Insallah... the My-Crows finally won ... I, the 'Bahula' from Lalitpur was dragged 25 feet by the Micro-Bus and I was clinging to the micro-ko door... and then the door just fell off and so did this 'Bahula' ... ani when them Micro-wallahs came to pick up the door, not me... I was given some energy by the Son of God or have to thank my strong ancestors ... and I just grabbed both of them before the police showed up!
For a second, I thought I was a stunt man in some Bollywood movie. I could see the tyre nearly castrating my stuff and if I had not shown my Jackie-Chan skills today, I would then have probably been the lead actor for Guzaarish II hola!
I understand... them driving job is stressful but to be pissed off at a passenger and then driving off before he or she is out of the vehicle is... I don't know but that's @#$ed up! For 1.4 sec I thought this was it.. this guy is going to run me over ... now I have to grow a beard and find a hot nurse like in that Bansaali ko movie!
The Micro-wallahs are now in Jail. I am in the hospital , doing some test sest, CT scan wan, xray... I am lucky to be alive.. only minor head injury, chest ma abrasion, my jacket , sweat shirt ma hole sole, my bag is okay, little bruising and laptop, camera are both doing fine ... hahah object haroo sanguh dherai attachment bhayo bhaney afnai daju bhai jasto laagcha kyaruh!
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