Tihar was great... ate like a pig, drank like some Polish farmer (not vodka.. but 'Kodo') and played 'marriage' ... even though I still don't know the tricks and tips of being a 'successful' marriage player!
Pokhara ko weather was great and I didn't go to them LakeSide, Paamey or Sarangkot or Para-gliding or do all them 'tourist' stuff.. I just hung around them local toles .... ate a whole khasi a day, a bottle of 'kodo' ko raksi and my hands hurt from having to hold all them cards to make them 'sequence requence' stuff...
I hate 'Marriage' ... afoo lay game garey pani aroo bhaatey lay point ko aadhaar ma ultai afoo lai jeet-nay rey... and here are them few gaalis by them marriage players in Pokhara:
A) Teri Aamaa Kaali: With due respect to all Moms... but this could be the version of them Amikri 'Yo Mama' stuff hola. Angrezi translation would be : "Your mother is black" . Now the only people who will make money out of such 'put-downs' chahi tyehi 'Fair & Lovely' bech-nay toli matra ho! With due respect to all them white and 'fair & lovely' people but mero laagi tuh 'gora' haroo tuh 'bhoot' jasto laagcha... seto nuh seto ... tyesto pani color hooncha ruh!
B) Laati lay Poi bhanya tuh: One of them 'marriage' players was a 'truck driver' ... and this was his favorite die-log every time he wanted some 'good' cards! Angrezi! Angrezi translation would be : "If the dumb woman said 'Hubby' or something like that" hehehe.. Nepali kukur ko angrezi bhookai bhanya yehi ho... 'Lost in Translation' hoonay rahecha..
C) and there were many more but all of them were R-rated... so don't want to teach kuireys.. .more Nepali gaalis or else these so-called Volunteers Kuireys will be not only having fun in Thamel but will also be cursing all of us as well .. in our own Nepali bhaasa ma.. not good then!
Anyways.. now flying back to Kathmandu... I love Yeti Airlines... am flying back on the same plane that got its tyres busted yesterday when it landed in Pokhara from Kathmandu!
Heheh... I called them 'Yeti' folks in Pokhara and asked them 'So .. how's it hanging?" ... sayed uni haroo lay mero pras-nuh boojhay nuh hola..hehe Ani feri sodhey mailey "So, did you guys fixed them tyres , even a taal-tool is fine for me" and then the lady just fired back "Kehi pani bhaako hoinuh kyaaa, jaabo tyre puncture bhaako kay kay nai bhaako bhan-thaaney cha sabai-ley..."
Hope next tyam, when them plane ko jhyal cracks-sracks then hope the lady will just say 'Don't worry, it's just a freaking crack-srack... what's the big deal?' I think the best thing Yeti can do is to offer a combo-package deal on all flights to Pokhara.
Everybody gets them para-stuff and if the Plane somehow can't land then we can all do a 'sky-diving' thing ni... sabai jaaanaa pani bachney ani fun sun pani hoonay!
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