Nepal Police is trying to catch them 'Casino Operators' ... rey because according to our laws, Nepali citizens are not allowed inside them casinos!
Our government officials think we are just a bunch of clowns. We all know who owns them Casinos. Mr. Rakesh Wadhwa controls the 'Casino market' , majority of them Casinos in them 5-star hotels are run by Mr. Wadhwa's company. And then we have Casino Royale... the new owners are Maoists and Hamro Uncle Gyanu ko jwai-saheb!
And according to our sources, Hotel Vaishali ma chahi Jwai-Saheb and Prakash Sarkar (Prachandey ko chora) are planning to install them slot machines rey!
The man who started them 'Casino' thing in Nepal was Mr. R.D. Tuttle! We have heard many stories about this guy. He is part of them New York Mob rey, CIA Agent and what not... but Tuttle lost ownership after Rakesh Wadhwa and the Maoists did some nautankis!
Rakesh was just a manager for Tuttle but I guess.. he has done some pragati working for Tuttle. It's like the foot soldier has now become the Godfather or something like that!
Rakesh's wife runs them media house publishing them 'Vow' and 'Boss' Magazine. I think she is doing a good job. And Rakesh also has this new book out in the market rey...so please go out and buy the book 'The Deal Maker'... dherai nai deal seal garey ruh experience bhaye pachi lekhey jasto cha Rakeshey ley yo kitaab heheh!
Anyways, the real story is .. .them Casino operators haven't paid them Royalties rey. It's been 44 years since the fist Casino opened in Nepal. And the responsible government agency have never carried out any visits or investigations so far. Hahaha... Joon Jogi aye pani kaan nai chireko!
It didn't matter to Tuttle or Wadhwa if the government was run by them Pancheys or Kangaroos or the Maoists... they always knew how to seal the deal. Instead of paying them royalties to the government, they just doled out gifts and protection $$$ to the political parties.
Nepal Police tells us that due to Nepalis hanging around in Casinos, we are seeing more murders and extortion and abductions and what not. We have also heard stories about folks losing everything.
We had a rule : 'No Nepalis allowed' but I guess in Nepal, nobody follows them rules. The Police do carry out raids now and then but they are also paid to shut up and look away. And sometimes, if we do have some 'Amitabh' Police Officer who wants to rock the boat then he gets transferred to Rolpa!
A year ago, the Maoists (Yes, all them Casino employees are like in them Mao-trade unions) fought with the Police when they wanted to enter the Casino Anna premises! Dhoonga haana-haan!
We all know that these Casinos won't survive without Nepali citizens. Singapore recently opened Casinos and they have their own set of rules. Singaporeans need to pay some kind of an entry fee kyaruh!
The only option we now have is to close down them Casinos! I think that's the way to go! Yes, I have been to them Casinos. Majority of the people who hang out there are either Jagga-Dalaals, pimps, loan sharks or some tender-sender-wallah goondas! And I have seen very few so-called tourists. Kuirey tuh ek dui jana ho, ani 5-6 jana Desi babu haroo..
Yes, close down the shop! But of course, since the Maoists make millions of Rupees .. .they are not going to let it happen! If Nepal Police and the Home Ministry strictly enforces the 'No Nepali Rule'... the Casinos will close down by itself.... what about them employees... uni haroo pani manchey nai ho!
Well, the Casino employees can all move to Macau, Singapore and apply for jobs there and make more money ni but they will first have to learn 'customer service' because since they are now all Maoists ... they act like they can just scare them managers and curse the guests as if they own them Casinos!
And if they do get jobs in Singapore... they can't do any strikes and bandhas @ them Casinos or the Singaporeans will cane their arses.. hehehe !
Rakesh Wadhwa is in hiding. He didn't even appear for his so-called book launch kyaruh.. but Rakhesh Bhai don't worry.... you got kicked out of Sri Lanka due to some hanky panky, you kicked out Tuttle, your so-called mentor... .but you won't get kicked out from Nepal because we are very friendly people!
Our political leaders and their chamchas will protect you as long as you pay them off... Hope all them 500 million Rupees ko Royalty naw-tee-ray ko paisa abuh kaam aucha hola!
Lau..... Rakesh bro... you have made it big.. from a simple accountant to the 'Boss'... and Shalini... I love reading your magazines.. even if our Nepali media tells us that you were always the 'Boss' when you were selling tea and biskoots in New Road back in the days! Who cares?
We should all learn from the Wadhwas... if the Indians can come to Nepal and be the 'boss' then why can't we Nepalis learn from them? Sikoom ho Seek-koom!
So the moral of the story is, start as an accountant, stab your boss in the arse, take over the company, pay off the Maoists and Rule Nepal... hehehe!
And no matter what they do.. if you still want to go to the Casino then always remember Kenny Dai ... uhaa lay bhan-noo bhaa-thyo kyaruh ..."You got to know when to hold'em, know when to fold 'em....Know when to walk way and know when to run."
Our government officials think we are just a bunch of clowns. We all know who owns them Casinos. Mr. Rakesh Wadhwa controls the 'Casino market' , majority of them Casinos in them 5-star hotels are run by Mr. Wadhwa's company. And then we have Casino Royale... the new owners are Maoists and Hamro Uncle Gyanu ko jwai-saheb!
And according to our sources, Hotel Vaishali ma chahi Jwai-Saheb and Prakash Sarkar (Prachandey ko chora) are planning to install them slot machines rey!
The man who started them 'Casino' thing in Nepal was Mr. R.D. Tuttle! We have heard many stories about this guy. He is part of them New York Mob rey, CIA Agent and what not... but Tuttle lost ownership after Rakesh Wadhwa and the Maoists did some nautankis!
Rakesh was just a manager for Tuttle but I guess.. he has done some pragati working for Tuttle. It's like the foot soldier has now become the Godfather or something like that!
Rakesh's wife runs them media house publishing them 'Vow' and 'Boss' Magazine. I think she is doing a good job. And Rakesh also has this new book out in the market rey...so please go out and buy the book 'The Deal Maker'... dherai nai deal seal garey ruh experience bhaye pachi lekhey jasto cha Rakeshey ley yo kitaab heheh!
Anyways, the real story is .. .them Casino operators haven't paid them Royalties rey. It's been 44 years since the fist Casino opened in Nepal. And the responsible government agency have never carried out any visits or investigations so far. Hahaha... Joon Jogi aye pani kaan nai chireko!
It didn't matter to Tuttle or Wadhwa if the government was run by them Pancheys or Kangaroos or the Maoists... they always knew how to seal the deal. Instead of paying them royalties to the government, they just doled out gifts and protection $$$ to the political parties.
Nepal Police tells us that due to Nepalis hanging around in Casinos, we are seeing more murders and extortion and abductions and what not. We have also heard stories about folks losing everything.
We had a rule : 'No Nepalis allowed' but I guess in Nepal, nobody follows them rules. The Police do carry out raids now and then but they are also paid to shut up and look away. And sometimes, if we do have some 'Amitabh' Police Officer who wants to rock the boat then he gets transferred to Rolpa!
A year ago, the Maoists (Yes, all them Casino employees are like in them Mao-trade unions) fought with the Police when they wanted to enter the Casino Anna premises! Dhoonga haana-haan!
We all know that these Casinos won't survive without Nepali citizens. Singapore recently opened Casinos and they have their own set of rules. Singaporeans need to pay some kind of an entry fee kyaruh!
The only option we now have is to close down them Casinos! I think that's the way to go! Yes, I have been to them Casinos. Majority of the people who hang out there are either Jagga-Dalaals, pimps, loan sharks or some tender-sender-wallah goondas! And I have seen very few so-called tourists. Kuirey tuh ek dui jana ho, ani 5-6 jana Desi babu haroo..
Yes, close down the shop! But of course, since the Maoists make millions of Rupees .. .they are not going to let it happen! If Nepal Police and the Home Ministry strictly enforces the 'No Nepali Rule'... the Casinos will close down by itself.... what about them employees... uni haroo pani manchey nai ho!
Well, the Casino employees can all move to Macau, Singapore and apply for jobs there and make more money ni but they will first have to learn 'customer service' because since they are now all Maoists ... they act like they can just scare them managers and curse the guests as if they own them Casinos!
And if they do get jobs in Singapore... they can't do any strikes and bandhas @ them Casinos or the Singaporeans will cane their arses.. hehehe !
Rakesh Wadhwa is in hiding. He didn't even appear for his so-called book launch kyaruh.. but Rakhesh Bhai don't worry.... you got kicked out of Sri Lanka due to some hanky panky, you kicked out Tuttle, your so-called mentor... .but you won't get kicked out from Nepal because we are very friendly people!
Our political leaders and their chamchas will protect you as long as you pay them off... Hope all them 500 million Rupees ko Royalty naw-tee-ray ko paisa abuh kaam aucha hola!
Lau..... Rakesh bro... you have made it big.. from a simple accountant to the 'Boss'... and Shalini... I love reading your magazines.. even if our Nepali media tells us that you were always the 'Boss' when you were selling tea and biskoots in New Road back in the days! Who cares?
We should all learn from the Wadhwas... if the Indians can come to Nepal and be the 'boss' then why can't we Nepalis learn from them? Sikoom ho Seek-koom!
So the moral of the story is, start as an accountant, stab your boss in the arse, take over the company, pay off the Maoists and Rule Nepal... hehehe!
And no matter what they do.. if you still want to go to the Casino then always remember Kenny Dai ... uhaa lay bhan-noo bhaa-thyo kyaruh ..."You got to know when to hold'em, know when to fold 'em....Know when to walk way and know when to run."
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