"It is wrong to argue that we should develop positive views about India. India is responsible for the current plight of the nation." - Puspha Kama Dahal
Even the Maoists get... sick kyaruh! The news from the 'Maoist Jamboree' : 500+ Maoists are now suffering from jhaada-pakhaalaaa rey! Hehehe... sorry, shouldn't be laughing when our folks are dying of them 'Diarrhea' (from the Greek, διὰρροια meaning "flowing through"), in them remote regions!
But this is the 'Maoist Jamboree'... everything was planned... 5,000 volunteers built a small 'hut' city in the middle of nowhere and they forgot to have 'safe drinking water' kyaruh!
I think the common 'Maoists' were given khola ko paani whereas them 'great leaders' had 'filtered water' hola! By the time this 'Maoist head-banging' festival is over... we expect more than 2,000 CumRaids to fall sick rey!
Why? The food is bad, baasi bhaat ruh daal and the whole place is stinking.... and their 'Mao plan' for disposal of waste chahi... to bury all them stinky food and stuff .. underground rey!
When you are hiding in the jungle, you can survive for weeks.. .with just a packet of Wai-Wai and maybe Sisnoo-ko-soup but once you are 'mainstream' or in 'street lingo' chahi.. once you are a 'sell-out' ... then your immune system goes hay-wire hola ni!
I hope some 'capitalist' is making tons of money by selling them 'digene' tablets or Jeevan-Jal-type of powder-stuff! I hear .. they are selling like 60,000 Rupees worth of SIM cards every day! But the only unlucky folks are the local tavern-owners!
Well, them local bhattis were shut down by the YCL rey! WTF... we all know that Prachanda can't go to bed without downing them 3-4 pegs of 'Black Label' stuff... I guess the UNMIN folks visiting the 'Mao Festival' did bring some 'duty-free' whisky haroo ... for our 'great' Chairman!
And some 'krantikaari' donated like Rs 100,000 worth of oranges to them comrades rey and also gave everything in his farm pani... but please .. next time they might come for his farm, chickens and everything as well!
Prachanda blames India for the current deadlock! Mohan Baidya blames India for everything! BabuRam blames the local-samaantis for everything! And we blame... our stupid politicians for everything! It's always fun to play the 'blame game' ... but I hope our politicians will someday learn to blame themselves and take responsibility for their naataks!
It's about time, we remind our politicians that country and the people come first and not their stupid political parties and their opportunist chamchaas!
But this is the 'Maoist Jamboree'... everything was planned... 5,000 volunteers built a small 'hut' city in the middle of nowhere and they forgot to have 'safe drinking water' kyaruh!
I think the common 'Maoists' were given khola ko paani whereas them 'great leaders' had 'filtered water' hola! By the time this 'Maoist head-banging' festival is over... we expect more than 2,000 CumRaids to fall sick rey!
Why? The food is bad, baasi bhaat ruh daal and the whole place is stinking.... and their 'Mao plan' for disposal of waste chahi... to bury all them stinky food and stuff .. underground rey!
When you are hiding in the jungle, you can survive for weeks.. .with just a packet of Wai-Wai and maybe Sisnoo-ko-soup but once you are 'mainstream' or in 'street lingo' chahi.. once you are a 'sell-out' ... then your immune system goes hay-wire hola ni!
I hope some 'capitalist' is making tons of money by selling them 'digene' tablets or Jeevan-Jal-type of powder-stuff! I hear .. they are selling like 60,000 Rupees worth of SIM cards every day! But the only unlucky folks are the local tavern-owners!
Well, them local bhattis were shut down by the YCL rey! WTF... we all know that Prachanda can't go to bed without downing them 3-4 pegs of 'Black Label' stuff... I guess the UNMIN folks visiting the 'Mao Festival' did bring some 'duty-free' whisky haroo ... for our 'great' Chairman!
And some 'krantikaari' donated like Rs 100,000 worth of oranges to them comrades rey and also gave everything in his farm pani... but please .. next time they might come for his farm, chickens and everything as well!
Prachanda blames India for the current deadlock! Mohan Baidya blames India for everything! BabuRam blames the local-samaantis for everything! And we blame... our stupid politicians for everything! It's always fun to play the 'blame game' ... but I hope our politicians will someday learn to blame themselves and take responsibility for their naataks!
It's about time, we remind our politicians that country and the people come first and not their stupid political parties and their opportunist chamchaas!
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