Ajuh dekhi .. .officially Tihar soo-roo bhayo kyaruh! ... Wishing you all a very Happy Tihar!
The only news in Nepal is only about politics! All of us have the answers to solve our country's problems ... but the only problem is that none of us belong to them 'exclusive 601' club of the Rip-Off-the-Public of Nepal!
Them Big 3 leaders were planning to meet somewhere... top-secret location rey! Hehehe... Nepal ma .. there is no such thing as classified or confidential or top-secret stuff!
Our media reported that our three Idiots were planning to meet in some under-ground bunker to solve them 'political' problems but one of our 'Patrakar' called a DIG and he was like ...'Yes, my man.... these bums are meeting @ them Hattiban Resort and we have all them security stuff ready!'
None of us are safe. Looting, booting, shooting , rape, murder, abductions and what not ... but the only folks who are safe and sound are them politicians and their tight security. Thanks to our Armed Police Force... the so called Army-jastai police!
Their job nowadays is to provide security to our netas or guard them Embassies or INGOs ko outside perimeter haroo! Terai is burning.. there are more than 108 armed outfits having fun with their extortion and bombing campaigns while our government sleeps and we, the public gently weep!
I think the Armed Police Force should not guard them foreign organizations or even provide security to our politicians. Our politicians have enough karya-kartas and Don-Son and local goondas for security!
Even Prachandu Uncle has like 75 angry young (PLA) men to guard his 'New Market' Palace! Now, why the @#$! does he need a police-man, a APF guard and a Nepal Army Officer and Melamchi Bikash Kosh ko Pajero Gaadi?
Why Why? Wai Wai po ul-to khaanuh mun lagyo... eat Wai Wai and make Binod Chow-dhury richer so that Nirvana can buy few more motels in the Middle East.. heheh!
Our APF men should all be in Terai and guard our borders instead of standing in them 'hot' zones around the Valley... ghaam-taaping all day and pointing them guns at some imaginary terrorists!
Let's get back to our Big 3 idiots again! These buffoons are just fooling us by meeting each other, drinking milk-tea and laughing their arse off while their cadres cut each others' throats and what not!
And the only option now left is for some foreign object falling from the sky and hitting these three idiots! Let us not pray for some asteroid or some sheet like that... it would wipe us all .. so hope ET is listening, just send something that will just knock these three idiots off!
And what about Hattiban Resort? Well, we really don't want these great resort sea-sorts to perish as well but I hear that Hattiban Resort is owned by them folks who are very close to them Jigme Wangchuk family of Bhutan!
Thanks Mr. Wangchuk for sending us half a million of our brothers and sisters back to Nepal and our great leaders are busy planning their next 'how to loot the nation' campaign, drinking nice 'butter' tea from the Dragon Kingdom!
The only news in Nepal is only about politics! All of us have the answers to solve our country's problems ... but the only problem is that none of us belong to them 'exclusive 601' club of the Rip-Off-the-Public of Nepal!
Them Big 3 leaders were planning to meet somewhere... top-secret location rey! Hehehe... Nepal ma .. there is no such thing as classified or confidential or top-secret stuff!
Our media reported that our three Idiots were planning to meet in some under-ground bunker to solve them 'political' problems but one of our 'Patrakar' called a DIG and he was like ...'Yes, my man.... these bums are meeting @ them Hattiban Resort and we have all them security stuff ready!'
None of us are safe. Looting, booting, shooting , rape, murder, abductions and what not ... but the only folks who are safe and sound are them politicians and their tight security. Thanks to our Armed Police Force... the so called Army-jastai police!
Their job nowadays is to provide security to our netas or guard them Embassies or INGOs ko outside perimeter haroo! Terai is burning.. there are more than 108 armed outfits having fun with their extortion and bombing campaigns while our government sleeps and we, the public gently weep!
I think the Armed Police Force should not guard them foreign organizations or even provide security to our politicians. Our politicians have enough karya-kartas and Don-Son and local goondas for security!
Even Prachandu Uncle has like 75 angry young (PLA) men to guard his 'New Market' Palace! Now, why the @#$! does he need a police-man, a APF guard and a Nepal Army Officer and Melamchi Bikash Kosh ko Pajero Gaadi?
Why Why? Wai Wai po ul-to khaanuh mun lagyo... eat Wai Wai and make Binod Chow-dhury richer so that Nirvana can buy few more motels in the Middle East.. heheh!
Our APF men should all be in Terai and guard our borders instead of standing in them 'hot' zones around the Valley... ghaam-taaping all day and pointing them guns at some imaginary terrorists!
Let's get back to our Big 3 idiots again! These buffoons are just fooling us by meeting each other, drinking milk-tea and laughing their arse off while their cadres cut each others' throats and what not!
And the only option now left is for some foreign object falling from the sky and hitting these three idiots! Let us not pray for some asteroid or some sheet like that... it would wipe us all .. so hope ET is listening, just send something that will just knock these three idiots off!
And what about Hattiban Resort? Well, we really don't want these great resort sea-sorts to perish as well but I hear that Hattiban Resort is owned by them folks who are very close to them Jigme Wangchuk family of Bhutan!
Thanks Mr. Wangchuk for sending us half a million of our brothers and sisters back to Nepal and our great leaders are busy planning their next 'how to loot the nation' campaign, drinking nice 'butter' tea from the Dragon Kingdom!
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