The (stupid) Nepal Government is planning to import 50,000 cows ... gift of His Holiness Guru Ram Dev Baba rey! But India has this 'ban' on export of them cows due to milk shortages rey! So, the Government is planning to put a special request to the Desi Bhais!
Our leaders are very good at begging ... and in the eyes of them international community, "We are now beggars".. and nothing more!
The Chinese have given us them 108 vehicles to clean them KTM streets and so far... tyo gaadi haroo haven't been used... The Indians gave us them Buses for our CA members and it's in the parking lot because our leaders don't want to use them rey. Then why the @#$% did we take it, if we weren't going to use them in the first place ... hoinuh ruh?
Prince William is getting married rey! Hope Willy Wonka and Katey will visit Nepal in 2011! They can climb Mt. Everest together... tyesto po ho tuh Honeymoon bhaw-nay-ko!
So far, we haven't won any of them medals @ the Asian Games. SAARC games ma tuh medal jit-nuh gaaro abuh Asian Games ma tuh jhan jitey ko jitai ho!
Our Big 3 idiots still can't agree on anything! The Maoists are inviting their 'Commander's to them Big Jamboree in Gorkha and other political parties are not happy! And I have no idea why we are paying 19,000 PLA soldiers .. to do nothing!
They should all be in the border and maybe help Mohan Baidya fight the so-called '#1 Enemy'.. Budget pass hoonay bhayo rey... and as usual all them development budget will be distributed among them political parties while them villagers will get nothing!
Visit Nepal 2011 is kicking soon and our National Airlines has only one working Jet and tyo pani too much cancellation that more than 11,000 folks have been shifted to other airlines. Good job guys!
Load-Shedding hours now increased to 4-5 hrs a day! Hopefully, it will be back (or front ) to 18 hours a day as expected! We are doing this to save our dear old Earth, kyaruh! And to encourage couples to have romantic candle-light dinners!... and you what happens after that..... !
Winter is finally here.... now is the tyam for our government officials to stay out of the office, do some sun-bathing, eat soonta-laas and peanuts! Yesai tuh kaam hoodai-nuh jhan winter ma tuh no kaam... see-reef daam nai daam! Jai hos!
The Chinese have given us them 108 vehicles to clean them KTM streets and so far... tyo gaadi haroo haven't been used... The Indians gave us them Buses for our CA members and it's in the parking lot because our leaders don't want to use them rey. Then why the @#$% did we take it, if we weren't going to use them in the first place ... hoinuh ruh?
Prince William is getting married rey! Hope Willy Wonka and Katey will visit Nepal in 2011! They can climb Mt. Everest together... tyesto po ho tuh Honeymoon bhaw-nay-ko!
So far, we haven't won any of them medals @ the Asian Games. SAARC games ma tuh medal jit-nuh gaaro abuh Asian Games ma tuh jhan jitey ko jitai ho!
Our Big 3 idiots still can't agree on anything! The Maoists are inviting their 'Commander's to them Big Jamboree in Gorkha and other political parties are not happy! And I have no idea why we are paying 19,000 PLA soldiers .. to do nothing!
They should all be in the border and maybe help Mohan Baidya fight the so-called '#1 Enemy'.. Budget pass hoonay bhayo rey... and as usual all them development budget will be distributed among them political parties while them villagers will get nothing!
Visit Nepal 2011 is kicking soon and our National Airlines has only one working Jet and tyo pani too much cancellation that more than 11,000 folks have been shifted to other airlines. Good job guys!
Load-Shedding hours now increased to 4-5 hrs a day! Hopefully, it will be back (or front ) to 18 hours a day as expected! We are doing this to save our dear old Earth, kyaruh! And to encourage couples to have romantic candle-light dinners!... and you what happens after that..... !
Winter is finally here.... now is the tyam for our government officials to stay out of the office, do some sun-bathing, eat soonta-laas and peanuts! Yesai tuh kaam hoodai-nuh jhan winter ma tuh no kaam... see-reef daam nai daam! Jai hos!
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