Gyanu Uncle is busy attending marriages and what not ... in India! Paras Dai is busy attending 'holy' festivals around town. Himani vow-joo is helping them villagers in Dolakha rey and what about the 'son-in'law' ?
Today, we will be talking about the 'other' guy in the House of Shah!
Last Saturday, I went to this 'Blues Slues' Festival @ 1905... our 'Son-in-Law' has been in the news recently, for spending a night in jail for breaking the 'no party after midnight' rule enforced by the (Go)Home Ministry and the Nepal Po-Lice!
Before that, he was in the news for shaking hands with the Maoists and taking over Casino Royale kyaruh! Ani jhan tyo bhanda pani pahila tuh, during Uncle Gyanu's tyam... he was given 'free gift' by the then Maharaaja to open a telecom ... and then he sold it to another Russian-gangster Mr. UP kyaruh, making millions of dollars from the buy-out!
Abuh tyehi paisa kharcha gar-naw laageko cha jasto cha hai hamro Jwai-saheb lay!
I have nothing against the "House of Shah" ... People say 'Paras' is a Uday Hussein.... I have met him only twice and he was always a 'cool' guy! Shit happens ... we all drive drunk, well not all of us run over somebody but sometimes, some of us do that as well!
Prakash Dahal, the current 'Crown Prince' is having all the fun? How come nobody talks about him. Because we are all afraid ni... you can talk shit about them Ex-Royals and the international community will give you a 'Nobel Prize' someday.
Talk shit about Prachandu and his Co. and you will probably be shot in the head and the whole world will be like .... Damn, they so violent..... and then it's back to UNMIN giving a pat on the Maoists ko dhaad maa!
Well, we are not here to talk about Paras dai or Prakash dai.... today it's about this arse-hole. Jay bhaye pani... Gyanu Uncle should keep an eye on him!
I don't care how much $$$ u have but if you are a married man then please take care of your wife and kids! Well, they have millions but love them and treat them well ni!
Why the @#$! is our Jwai-Saheb hanging out with 'Dance-Bar' girls .... with due respect to all the beautiful dance-bar girls but our Jwa-Saheb likes to hang out with them fugly go-go girls and he likes to flaunt it kyaruh!
Man, if you are so 'I am the man' ... 'look at me and my hoes' then .... at least hang out with the 'hottest' pole-dancer in town ni... hare-nay lai bhanda pani dekh-nay lai laaz!
With all that money in your pocket, you can get Priyanka Chopra or them Brazilian Super-Maadals ni... No, I am not saying Priyanka is for sale but you could impress her ni. Bollywood starlets love either them cricket-hers or NRI-Tycoons type!
And you can call yourself NRI as well because hamro Shah-Rana have long-tyam relationship with them Indians kyaaruh!
With due respect to all the 'aristocratic' families and the 'Chetrri Samaaj' but somebody please kick this guy in the balls and maybe Paras Dai can break his legs or something so that we won't be tortured to see this arse , drinking single-malt whisky and two fugly dancers with him!
Money can't buy class bhanchan kyaruh... so I guess that's what it is... Jwai-Saheb,. with all that money, please go to Bollywood, make a movie or two, dance with Katrina Kaif...at least we would be proud to see how you are spending your ill-gotten wealth on Zoom TV or something!
Lau tuh... Sabai Janaa miloom ani Jwai Saheb lai samaatey-ruh Paras Dai lai jimma dinoo paryo... And what about Prakash Dahal?
Hahaha... no comment.. He is the man. And he and Jwai-Saheb is planning on a 'slot machines' venture in Hotel Vaishali kyaruh... All's good .. man! Let him enjoy his moment... Let him make billions and enjoy life. Hope he hangs out with Naomi Campbell ... after all Campbell likes them 'Blood Diamonds'... and Prachandey ko billions pani 'Blood Money' nai tuh ho ni!
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