The Maoist Jamboree has begun... so let's get ready to rumble.. I mean.. Grumble!
The Maoists have shown us that it's not only them Chinese, who can build stuff in less than two weeks! Our great revolutionary comrades have built huts, towers, baato ghaato, drinking water in middle of nowhere!
See... isn't lovely? After all... it's all about the money ni... paisa bhaye pachi... Prachandey lay Mt. Everest ma pani arko 'Sammey-lawn' gar-din-cha ni!
And we hear a record 100 million was raised through voluntary contribution from all them supporters aka 'Nepal ko business-wallah haroo'! The total cost for the get-together is around 30 million, feri arko 70 million Rupees tuh faida nai faida.. wa rey wa... Communists haroo lay sikaun-cha hai.. capitalism baarey maa tuh!
Our great leader, Prachula (Dracula ko far cousin!) says, 'haat haalney in parliament sarliament is common all around the world rey...' kay ho Prachu Uncle lay sansar bhari ko parliament ghoomay ruh ayeko jast cha ni!
And we hope BabuRam 'Chotte Nawab' and Mohan 'Rambo' will not be torn to pieces like the Finance Minister ko papers hehehe!
Well, it's the tyam to grumble for them... Both BRB and Rambo Dai are not happy with Dracula's 'me only sucking blood,okay' naatak and they are worried that Prachanda wants to be another Kimmy Dai like in North Korea!
I hope Prakash Dahal is practicing 'how to be the Crown Prince' nataks... I hear he is very good at playing 'beer-pong' and is a big fan of Hugh Hefner ko magazine rey! So... hope by the tyam, we become North Korea then our Crown Prince will have accumulated enough points to be called a 'Playboy' ...
Anyways, hope BRB and Baidya can 'have their say' and not get castrated for it... Hope Prachanda gets to eat both Dosa and Dumplings and still be the Chairman of the #1 business house in Nepal... Mao Inc.!
The Maoists have shown us that it's not only them Chinese, who can build stuff in less than two weeks! Our great revolutionary comrades have built huts, towers, baato ghaato, drinking water in middle of nowhere!
See... isn't lovely? After all... it's all about the money ni... paisa bhaye pachi... Prachandey lay Mt. Everest ma pani arko 'Sammey-lawn' gar-din-cha ni!
And we hear a record 100 million was raised through voluntary contribution from all them supporters aka 'Nepal ko business-wallah haroo'! The total cost for the get-together is around 30 million, feri arko 70 million Rupees tuh faida nai faida.. wa rey wa... Communists haroo lay sikaun-cha hai.. capitalism baarey maa tuh!
Our great leader, Prachula (Dracula ko far cousin!) says, 'haat haalney in parliament sarliament is common all around the world rey...' kay ho Prachu Uncle lay sansar bhari ko parliament ghoomay ruh ayeko jast cha ni!
And we hope BabuRam 'Chotte Nawab' and Mohan 'Rambo' will not be torn to pieces like the Finance Minister ko papers hehehe!
Well, it's the tyam to grumble for them... Both BRB and Rambo Dai are not happy with Dracula's 'me only sucking blood,okay' naatak and they are worried that Prachanda wants to be another Kimmy Dai like in North Korea!
I hope Prakash Dahal is practicing 'how to be the Crown Prince' nataks... I hear he is very good at playing 'beer-pong' and is a big fan of Hugh Hefner ko magazine rey! So... hope by the tyam, we become North Korea then our Crown Prince will have accumulated enough points to be called a 'Playboy' ...
Anyways, hope BRB and Baidya can 'have their say' and not get castrated for it... Hope Prachanda gets to eat both Dosa and Dumplings and still be the Chairman of the #1 business house in Nepal... Mao Inc.!
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