REPUBLIC!

Happy 'Rip-Off-the-Public' Day to all our politicians, sarkari hakims and the rest of the janta ko ragat chus-ney Vampires!

Our netas are having all the fun while we are barely surviving... I guess that's what all this democracy and republic crap is all about! And on Monday, It's Kathmandu Bandh once again... this time it's the 'Newa Rajya' folks!

I always thought Democracy was about living your own life without the so-called leaders telling us what to do... but thanks to our nautanki netas... and their own version of 'them-o-crazy' nataks... Nepali democracy is about fighting for power and making tons of money for your own party and karya-kartaz!

The Maoists are once again talking about 'baby king' conspiracy! Yes, this is the land of 'conspiracies'... I was having my usual 'vodka & sprite' @ this bar in Baluwatar and them old fogies were talking about the 'Royal Massacre'!

I guess some of us still live in the past. Jay bhayo ... bhayo ... get over it! According to our 'janney' mancheys... the Royal Massacre was orchestrated by the Amriki and the Indian government. Late King Birendra was about to sign some big-time contract with the Chinese government. I don't know what it was but it was BIG!

So, the Amriki and the Indian government decided to whack the whole family... and they got access to the Palace because there is an underground tunnel from Phora Durbar (The American Club) to the Naryanhiti Palace! So, a bunch of Marines decided to do the job and our Gyanu Uncle was just going along with the natak!

How come there are no conspiracy theories about our netas and how they don't seem to get whacked @ all?

All our government offices are now lighted up as if it's Diwali! Load-shedding ko bela... ma jhilli-milli batti balera hamrai taxpayer ko paisa sakhab garcha mora haroo!

Makune finally got what he wanted! And he is already kissing Desi arse! Don't blame him... that's the way it is! Janta nai bekoof bhaya pachi... neta lay kina mauj nagarnay! And didn't know our Communist leaders were into all this 'tantra-mantra' natak!

Who the @#$! cares if your pillow is facing East or West? What more can we expect from our leaders... if they can't make any decisions without the help of Jyotishiz and Desi Uncles!

And the joke of the day is :

When will our new constitution be ready?

Well, it's already ready already!

Really?

Yes, we will get it in the mail ... straight from Delhi!

(Nepali ma soonda hasoo-tcha... but Angrezi... I guess... lost in translation!)