I think our own Sasha 'Fierce' is like them nautanki Amriki celebrities. Pamela, Paris, Kim ... ko X tape helped their careers and looks like this 'tape' has shown us that our Uncle is a very good actor!
I think his Joonga and 'mota-ay-ko' face will be a good fit for them Telugu, Tamil, Malayalam? movies! He should give Rajni, Kamal, Mamooty a run for their money! Wouln't it be fun to watch our Prachu Venkatesh RamanandaSwamy dancing with them voluptuous South Indian ladies?
Thank God we are Nepalese... if we weren't then our leaders would have probably committed suicide or disappeared from the public scene forever! But this is Nepal, where our leaders are crooks and we will continue to believe in them even if they make the same mistakes again and again!
I asked a cabbie if he still had faith in Prachanda... and he was like, "Yes, after all our leaders say the same stuff to their karya-kartaz!' Okay, Mr. Taxi Driver ... this guy seems to know more about how our leaders and political parties function than most of us, Kathmanduites!
Yes, it's the same story. When the Kangaroos came to power, they were acting like they hadn't eaten for 40 years! Okay, they were starving but if you eat too much then you will either have to take ENO, Hajmola or Pepto-Bismol... to make things right!
But we have to thank the UML for introducing 'Nepal Banda' and our mandalays for swinging both ways. And thank you , Maoists brothers and sisters for killing villagers, school teachers and their 'bomb all u can' campaign and let's not forget the Congressis for doing all they can to spend our taxpayers money to fight a war, we were never interested in!
Yes, Gyanu Uncle spent millions of dollars, traveling around the world and now Upendra Yadav is doing the same thing! Terai is open for business but our YCL brothers are back to looting and booting in them villages!
Our nation is @#$!ed and our so-called 'nagarik awaaz' are busy dancing around the President's office. Aba INGO ko dollar ta kharcha garnai paryo... police ko danda ek dui wata khaney ani Nobel Peace Prize jitnay sapana hola, Bajiya haroo ko!
Thank You, Mr. Prachanda. You have fooled us all... pahila chahi kati nai fool nagarey jasto. So if somebody out there wants to start a new revolution then learn from the Maoists... 7,000 daang-doong force is all u need to take over the country and then 'Afnai desh ko' paisa khayera 'Bhaley' Banney!
Hamro Neta, Raja, JarSaab, Hakim Saheb, sabai 'Bhaley' haru... Ani Hami ni? Hami Bhaley ko Daaana!
Now what's next? It's the same BS. Our leaders have only led themselves... it's time for the 'silent' majority to stand up and take our country back! Ab tyas ko lai paisa ta chahincha... Maobaadi lay sabai paisa lagi sakyo aba kaslai loot-nay hami lay?
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