Prabhu Dada is dead! I guess my chances of taking MIA out to dinner is... now zero! I will have to stick to paper planes! Saaley Bhate lay jhun cyanide khancha hola bhaneko... moro bhag-da-bhag-dai goli khaye-cha!
And our stupid politicians must be drinking too much 'local' twat (British friends, please ... I don't mean that!) or they are busy watching 'war' movies! If you are 18 then you will have to join the National Service or something like that! If everyone of our young kids join the army then I think we will end up with 601 different rajyas!
Our government doesn't have the dough to feed 100,000+ security folks and if we add up another 2 million then I guess... we will have to be happy, eating sisnu-paani and dhoonga-soup! And what about neta haru ko kids? What about them? Don't worry, our netas will come up with something to... help their kids NOT join the army!
I am totally against this so-called proposal... @#$! mandatory military service! We are not Israel... we are not cheap bastards! And we are not surrounded by angry muscle-mans! Our netas should stop chewing paan or magic mushroom or whatever they are having... becoz we won't be going to war with Priyanka Chopra or Zhāng Zǐyí !
Our netas have once again decided to play the 'musical' chair... Prachanda should learn a thing or two from Uncle Jungay... if you really want to be the Godfather then you have to wipe out the rival families! Tara khailey buddhi aunay.... these guys are worse than Amriki gangbangers and their drive-by shootings!
We all know that it wasn't the Maobaadi ko strength but hamro government (jo bhaye pani!) ko weakness lay and Desi bhai ko ah-sheer-baad lay... garda aaja pheri pahila kai natak dohori-dai cha! I don't give a @#$! about civilian supremacy shit where hamro police are the biggest chors around. Jaabo Police Force lai reform garna sakay-ko-chaina... desh nai reform garnay rey!
The Pancheys are still around, the bahu-dal-wallahs are back to 'khutta-taaning' and the Mao-baadis are busy bringing the village people to KTM for their 'Street' Andolan! Prachandu Uncle is right. Paisa bhanyena-bhaney... kehi pani hudaina... janta sanga pani lootnay, sarkaar sanga pani lootnay... himmat cha bhaney Bihar, UP ma gayera bank lootay hooncha!
Girija lay plane nai hijack garera Nepal ko 'thulo' neta, Prachu Uncle pani 'loot-paat' garera jhun thulo neta... Yes-tai taal ho bhaney ta Milan Chakre and Deepak Manange Brother haroo nai yo desh ko Pradhan-mantri hoonch hola 3000 B.S. maa!
And our uncle from Taplejoong once said... "Paisa jasari bhaya pani kamau, moorti becha, soorti becha, hatiyaar becha ... paisa kamau ani tyas pachi gau ma thulo mandir banau..., euta political party lai chanda diyera, ticket milau, tyaspachi... samaj-sewi ra neta!'
Tyas-Kaaran... ppl, go buy a color laser printer and start printing your own money! Rabi dai, a graphic designer tried it and got busted but risk ta linu paryo ni... so if you are a graphic designer and you do plan to get married to your childhood sweetheart then don't tell your future in-laws that you are a graphic designer!
Timi lai pani 'Nakkali note chaap-nay daaka bhun-laa!'
OmG!! How can anyone be this funny and still make sense at the same time??
ReplyDeleteI hadn't laughed like that (while reading a blog), mmm like ever!! Who could've predicted that I would enjoy reading a blog so much??!!
Good Stuff!
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