Overheard in KTM - 2

1. Cafe - Morning!

If only men were car parts.... then women would only want Lamborghinis!

Gurl 1:
Kasto keta mun parcha timilai?

Gurl 2:
Gentle exterior and khat-raa interior!

Gurl 1:
What if he has a gentle interior?

Gurl 2:
Tyaso bhaya deu-ta boyfriend huncha ni!


2. French Class - Afternoon!

Teacher :
Table male ki female ?

Boy :
Table tuh female nai hunu parcha!

Teacher :
Kina ni?

Boy :
Becoz table pani use garchau, ani female pani use....

Girl :
Saaley, yesko buddhi .. niyat nai kharab rahecha gadha ko!

Boy :
Timro boyfriend lai sodha-nuh... malai kina gaali garchau!

Girl :
Sir, table ta male nai ho ... becoz we use it and then dispose it!

Boy :
Okay you win!

Teacher :
Ha ! Ha ! Ha!


3. Cyber Cafe - Evening!

Jogi :
Baalak, kuch toh dey dey?

Man :
Hya... Baba pani, jahiley pani aucha!

Jogi :
Baalak, hamara to kaam hi yehi hai!

Man :
Baba, taplai pani chat garna sikai-dinchu!

Jogi :
Tum sirf paisa dey-doh , chat meh khood khaloonga!


4. Tandoori Restaurant - Late Evening!

Ramu :
Bhai, menu liya-ruh au!

Waiter :
Sir, Aja meenu bir-aa-mee cha!

Ramu :
Gadha, menu bhaneko, meenu bhancha!

Waiter :
Sir, kay drink garnay?

Ramu :
Euta Lemon Fanta !

Waiter comes back with an 'Orange' Fanta and a piece of lemon!

Ramu :
Kasto gua-chey rahe-cha... Lemon Fanta bhaneko!

Waiter:
Don't worry, sir.. kaagati pani la-yee-deko-choo!