Hindu Rastra!

Hindu Rastra.... Ek haun! But the banner read "HiIndu" ... I thought man... hami nepali haru pani creative hoona thalay ko cha! Ek hool Boka haru , mini TATA truck ma , 'Hi Indu!' bhandai karai-rahe ko cha! If your name is Indu then there are bunch of 'Hindu Halibans!' calling your name!

Lord Vishnu is now retired (although he does plan to make a comeback for another 'World Hindu Emperor' title) and living the 'good' life in Nagarjuna! Badel ko masu, GF sanga hasoo and sometimes he does catch a cold and goes 'Ha-ha-choo' ... okay I think I might have to come up with a Nepzie Hip-Hop Album this summer!

Our Mao-baddie leaders were against 'Bhagwan' and 'Daaru-pee-ing' but now they are busy wearing tikas, visiting 'Holy' temples and drinking whisky made by guys who like to wear dresses. Kilt pani ta dress nai ho ni, hoina ruh?

Every religion has 'na-ramro koora' ... yes, I am a pessimist... I would rather focus on the negative stuff than the good honey buns! If you are a muscle-maan then you can marry every other day. The good thing is you will be playing 'kung-fu' but too much 'kung-fu' can lead to bad spine and on top of that 'Badel' khayo bhaney ta... you will get bad swine as well.

So people, do not eat too much porkie and then go for a nookie because then your life might not be okie-dokie!

Our BJP folks are still angry @ our nepali bhai-netas. Gyanu is still the 'Hindu Raja' for our desi bhais! And for our come-raid(s), Prachu Dada is the 'Raja' ... but if you live in Kathmandu then you already know by now that 'hamro desh ma aba sabai Raja' ... kosai lay kosai lai tare-nay walla chaina!

Let's go back to the 22 / 24 kingdoms stuff. Then Upendra Yadav, Matrika Yadav and all them 'Indian' Nepalis can be Thakur Sahebs in their neighborhood and what about our Tharu brothers? I don't know ... but they really do know how to play with them 'long' sticks (talking about danda ... nothing to do with Grey's Anatomy?).

And Hitman Shakya can be the new 'Raja' of Newa Rajya! No, I am not making this up. That's his real name! Aba Dai ko naam nai 'Hitman' bhaya pachi, darau nai paryo ni! Hitman doesn't speak Newari but wants to be the next 'Malla' King of Naya-paal (New Tent!). I don't think Hitler knew Sanskrit and them Vedas stuff before he came up with that 'Nazi' logo?

Well, you don't have to speak the language or even belong to the same Ethnic group. We have Bhramins, incharge of 'Limbu' Rajya and Limbus incharge of 'Tharu' Rajya. I don't know what our Maobaddies are thinking but whatever they are thinking, they are thinking of fooling us all!

Fool ko Ankha maa... Fool nai sansar ra!