KTM is the 'holy' land of shortages! The 'Terai' bandh (just opened!) lay khaney-koora ko shortage. Krishna Prasad 'Lover Boy' Butt-huh-rye (with due respect to other 'good' bhattaraiz!) ko Melamchi lay paani ko shortage. NEA ka ghoosh-khori hakim lay 'bijuli' ko shortage!
And now, our banks are running out of 500 / 1000 Rupiya Bills! We all know that this is 'Halla-eee-Halla' ko desh and according to Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag (KGB) agents, everyone is hoarding cash @ home!
I think my Uncle, Kung-fu-see-us once said, 'Okay lah, when crisis no, then opportunity, can can! Then he choked on mee goreng and went to heaven!
So 'happy days' are here again for our home-invasion engineers! Thanks to load shedding and hoarding cash, our crooks should break into as many homes as possible. Kathmandu ko business nai yestai cha.
Our netas 'paisa kama-ing' as much as they can because they don't know when they will be back in the driver's seat! And our chors should rob as much as they can because we don't know when this country will disappear from the face of this Earth!
And what's up with the 'IPO' BS? Sunrise Bank's IPO .... 375 million Rupees ko laagi but thanks to 'hungry investors' they raised like 10 billion! WTF... okay they will have to give it back but I guess you can make peanuts, playing with 9 billion Rupees in three months!
Aadha manchey haru ghar ma paisa lookau-nay, and the other half wants to get lucky with the stock market! Good luck guys, you are gonna get robbed either way!
And now, our banks are running out of 500 / 1000 Rupiya Bills! We all know that this is 'Halla-eee-Halla' ko desh and according to Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag (KGB) agents, everyone is hoarding cash @ home!
I think my Uncle, Kung-fu-see-us once said, 'Okay lah, when crisis no, then opportunity, can can! Then he choked on mee goreng and went to heaven!
So 'happy days' are here again for our home-invasion engineers! Thanks to load shedding and hoarding cash, our crooks should break into as many homes as possible. Kathmandu ko business nai yestai cha.
Our netas 'paisa kama-ing' as much as they can because they don't know when they will be back in the driver's seat! And our chors should rob as much as they can because we don't know when this country will disappear from the face of this Earth!
And what's up with the 'IPO' BS? Sunrise Bank's IPO .... 375 million Rupees ko laagi but thanks to 'hungry investors' they raised like 10 billion! WTF... okay they will have to give it back but I guess you can make peanuts, playing with 9 billion Rupees in three months!
Aadha manchey haru ghar ma paisa lookau-nay, and the other half wants to get lucky with the stock market! Good luck guys, you are gonna get robbed either way!
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