Overheard in KTM!

My class teacher once said, "Jackass, open your eyes and listen but always shut your trap!"

1. Nepali Paris Hilton & saathi (Red Dingo):

I don't know if she has her own home videos but usko lagai, bolai chahi Paris sanga milnay!

NPH :
I went out with my friends and I forgot to call him no and he's so SENTI!

Saathi:
Chya tyasto SENTI sanga pani kay date garey ko?

NPH:
Pahila tuh Sahid Kapoor jasto lagthyo!

Saathi:
Ahilay-ni?

MPH:
Shakti Kapoor!

2. Micro-bus driver & saathi (Pulchowk):

Amrika maa tuh 'Yo Mama' jokes sunay-ko-thiye, Nepal ma chahi 'Yo Papa'.

M-BS:
Tero Bau, kati paisa dinay talai?

Saathi:
Asti Dashain ma lageko paisa Tero Bau-lay Tircha?

M-BS:
Saaley, Khaatay Dherai Kach Kach Nagar hai?

Saathi:
Tero Bau Khaatay!

M-BS:
Ani Tero Bau ni?

Saathi:
Mero Bau ta India gaako 30 barsa bhayo, tyahi haryo budo tuh!

3. Marwari Sahu-ni & Pahadi man:

Pahadi Man:
Kay Ho, Sauni... ghan-taw bhaee-sakyo, tapai ko manchey carpet haalna ayana!

Marwari Sahu-ni:
Tapai lay paisa pachi dinchu bhanyo rey, hami chai kay yeha ghaas khana ayo ko?

Pahadi Man:
Mahiley Kaam Sakey pachi dinchu bhaney-thay ... aba tapai Nepal ma ahiley samma ghaas khayara ta basena hola?

4. Tam-poo Driver & Traffic Cop:

Traffic Cop:
Oh! Bahini, ali side lagnu ni

Tam-poo Driver:
Tapai Bicha bato ma kay khana baseko?

Traffic Cop:
Timro Aakha Bhuteko cha ki kya ho? Checking gareko dekhay-nuh?

Tam-poo Driver:
Afai Traffic Jam garcha, ani hamlai side laga-rey!

And the song of the day:

I think Yusuf Dai lay usko bhagwan ko lagi gaa-A-ko jasto cha tara hamro Mabaadi Karkykarta haru lai pani milcha hola!

This one is for our Mao-baadi come-raids, friends and lovers. Yes, we know... no matter what u will follow him blindly!