No Respect !

I took a barta from blogging... and my bhudi is now as big as them hakim sahebs' haroo ko bhudi! I now have a nice bhaat-belly thanks to eating with your hands! After 16 years of trying to be a European (eating with chamcha and kaata!)... I said to myself... '@#$! it' ... aba chai haat lay khana khanuh siknoo paryo!

I get no respect! I was walking near the Palace... err.. Narayanhiti Shangralaya and this @#$!ing bee just came out from nowhere and stung me! And then I walked around with a kheel in my neck!

I don't know what's with our KTM ko parewaz? I was on my way to a blind-date and this time, I finally decided to be man enough to wear Pink. Yes, Pink is my favorite color... I think the guy with them funny lips from Air-O-smith said that!

Then, this Parewa just did its thing on my lovely Pink T-shirt and I got some on my neck as well! Aba Keti sanga coffee khana janey ki ghar ma nooh-haun-uh jaaney? This is what happens when you expect a love-bite but instead get attacked by our birds and bees!

I think I should ask all our NGOs working for so-called bird/nature/whatever conservation to take care of the business! Maybe they can get some extra dollars from so-called 'save our earth' people!

Suzata is our foreign minister! This is Nepal... if you are nobody then nothing is possible but if you belong to the ghoos-khori families then anything is possible! I like Suzata. Suzata has that 'boy... I will eat you alive' look!

I have to call her PA and ask her if she's into younger men! After all... phokat ma bidesh ghoomna tuh pai-ee-ncha! And of course Bidya Bhandari is our Defence Minister! Although her love-story with KP Oli is still going strong... Bidya is a hot looking auntie!

It's about time ... our naari leaders fought for the 'older' women rights ... to be with younger men! After all... I am sick of our KTM Lolitas and them businessmen. How about our political ladies and slackers like us? Yes, a nice combo... oh... I miss them BK's double whopper!