I have no idea what's wrong with our netas but I think they should all go to that Eye Hospital and see Dr. Ruit! When will we all wake up and say 'Enough is Enough' and then ... I don't know ... deport them all to India!
KP Oli is in Delhi! I guess our hospitals are not good enough for our leaders! But we shouldn't blame them... if I had free medical, housing and nearly everything - benefits like our netas then I would also be flying to Delhi, Bangkok and Mars!
Suzata says 'Our Desi brothers are okay, we have no problems @ our borders!' ... maybe she should go to our borders and live there for a week! And probably do an 'item' number for the Indian BSF-wallahs... Maybe then she will understand but we are Nepalese... our leaders will BS us all the time and we are okay with it!
I don't know why people think Java is a cool place! You can come to my house, I will serve you better drinks, customer service and free wi-fi without trying to be hi-fi! What's the catch? I don't know but let me come up with something! After all, kooch paaney kay liya kooch khona padta hey rey!
#@$!ing Bollywood... hamro Nepali ko dimag nai Hindi bolcha! Yes, we should suport Nepali movies but if you know somebody who owns Jai Nepal then can you please call them up and get me my refund! Yes, I want my money back! Mission Paisa is the worst Nepali movie ever!
Mission Paisa bhanda tuh Bhuwan 'Lover Buda' KC ko 'I will die without you' is much better. No, I didn't leave @ half-tyam. I was the only one left when the final credits started rolling but I am never going to watch any movie by these music-video wallahs! Pugyo Bas! (Bas = Bhusan, Alok , Simos!)
Nothing against these Bas-guys but please decide if you want to produce 'Snickers' or them 'Godiva' ko truffle shit! Either make a full-on Masala-mix daang-doong movie so our Micro-bus drivers will enjoy or make them artsy-fartsy stuff that nobody understands!
Mission Paisa would have been much better if they had followed Bhatt-uncle's formula! Yes, if you don't have any story then have the hero and hero-ni just kiss each other every few minutes! Maybe you can even do a Kissing 101 thing. The first 20 minutes for simple kissing... nidhaar ma, akha maa, gaala maa!
Then another 20 minutes for arm-kissing, dhaad-kissing, khoota-kissing! Then after half-tyam, go for the Arabic coffee... Belly maa, then Americano .. lips maa and then the final climax go for the French Press or something!
Okay, Merina Manadhar has always been an eye candy but what the @#!$ is Alok Name-bang doing with that 'item number' ... C'mon ... Alok , nothing against your x preference but you can't fool us! Next time, dance with Nikhil Uprety and maybe do a grinding thing... we won't even care or even notice your 'soft' moves!
Well the mission was to get our paisa! And you guys did it.. well you had my paisa! Next time, just get Bhuwan KC to be a dirty old man and maybe Nisha whatever to be a Lolita or something!
How about a sequel? Mission Dollar or something! Yes, follow Swami Bhattji ... just make a copy of 'Indecent Proposal' and we won't say a word!
It's about time the Nepalese ppl beat the shit out of our netas and remind them that 'we want our money back!' and for the Mission Paisa folks... I would like to say 'Life is a Lemon & I want my money back!' ... dialog pani Meatloaf sanga chor-noo parney!
KP Oli is in Delhi! I guess our hospitals are not good enough for our leaders! But we shouldn't blame them... if I had free medical, housing and nearly everything - benefits like our netas then I would also be flying to Delhi, Bangkok and Mars!
Suzata says 'Our Desi brothers are okay, we have no problems @ our borders!' ... maybe she should go to our borders and live there for a week! And probably do an 'item' number for the Indian BSF-wallahs... Maybe then she will understand but we are Nepalese... our leaders will BS us all the time and we are okay with it!
I don't know why people think Java is a cool place! You can come to my house, I will serve you better drinks, customer service and free wi-fi without trying to be hi-fi! What's the catch? I don't know but let me come up with something! After all, kooch paaney kay liya kooch khona padta hey rey!
#@$!ing Bollywood... hamro Nepali ko dimag nai Hindi bolcha! Yes, we should suport Nepali movies but if you know somebody who owns Jai Nepal then can you please call them up and get me my refund! Yes, I want my money back! Mission Paisa is the worst Nepali movie ever!
Mission Paisa bhanda tuh Bhuwan 'Lover Buda' KC ko 'I will die without you' is much better. No, I didn't leave @ half-tyam. I was the only one left when the final credits started rolling but I am never going to watch any movie by these music-video wallahs! Pugyo Bas! (Bas = Bhusan, Alok , Simos!)
Nothing against these Bas-guys but please decide if you want to produce 'Snickers' or them 'Godiva' ko truffle shit! Either make a full-on Masala-mix daang-doong movie so our Micro-bus drivers will enjoy or make them artsy-fartsy stuff that nobody understands!
Mission Paisa would have been much better if they had followed Bhatt-uncle's formula! Yes, if you don't have any story then have the hero and hero-ni just kiss each other every few minutes! Maybe you can even do a Kissing 101 thing. The first 20 minutes for simple kissing... nidhaar ma, akha maa, gaala maa!
Then another 20 minutes for arm-kissing, dhaad-kissing, khoota-kissing! Then after half-tyam, go for the Arabic coffee... Belly maa, then Americano .. lips maa and then the final climax go for the French Press or something!
Okay, Merina Manadhar has always been an eye candy but what the @#!$ is Alok Name-bang doing with that 'item number' ... C'mon ... Alok , nothing against your x preference but you can't fool us! Next time, dance with Nikhil Uprety and maybe do a grinding thing... we won't even care or even notice your 'soft' moves!
Well the mission was to get our paisa! And you guys did it.. well you had my paisa! Next time, just get Bhuwan KC to be a dirty old man and maybe Nisha whatever to be a Lolita or something!
How about a sequel? Mission Dollar or something! Yes, follow Swami Bhattji ... just make a copy of 'Indecent Proposal' and we won't say a word!
It's about time the Nepalese ppl beat the shit out of our netas and remind them that 'we want our money back!' and for the Mission Paisa folks... I would like to say 'Life is a Lemon & I want my money back!' ... dialog pani Meatloaf sanga chor-noo parney!
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